AWKWARD KID ALERT

SEX?

OH OH BABY BABY, HELLLLLL YEAH	44.1%	[ 56 ]
NO SORRY I AM A LAMEFACE	29.9%	[ 38 ]
ONLY WITH LITTLE CHILDREN	26.0%	[ 33 ]
Total Votes:			[ 127 ]

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I'm sort of in between quests/lives right now. Don't mind this thread.










old post

Hi. My name is Miss Rere. I'm a lovely person. I don't actually want you to fornicate away. I love human babies and tulips. I enjoy flouncing, tea parties with homeless people, being a chaste young lady, hoi polloi, not punching pregnant women in the stomach, and long walks by the beach. I never swear. I'm also very modest, so you'll have to spend a lot of your time telling me how sweet and adorable and amazing I am. I tell no lies. I've only saved the world three times, but I'm working on it. If you donate to me, I might uncross my legs. I like cats.

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I DIDN'T MEAN IT!! I LOVE YOU! I STILL LOVE YOU!! JUST ONE b*****b! JUST ONE LITTLE b*****b!!
(yes I did sort of bullshit this whole page in case you couldn't tell)



There are a lot of things I wanna pimp myself up with, but here weeee go! Actually I have no idea what I'm going to get right now cuz there's no way I can afford Golden Laurels, so yeah, those'll be my twinkle in the eye, wrinkle in the sky or whatever.

This is how much beer&stripper money I have right now:

current funds: 38,177g.


This is what I've already gotten on this quest:

• HIPster Blue Tint Shades (courtesy of Shrivelsface)
  
• Jingle Bells (again, thanks to Shrivelly)
  
• Winter Rose (bought myself)
  
• Spirited Boxers (bought myself)
  
• Gorilla Mask (bought myself)
  
• Light Denim Skirt (bought myself)
  
• Aoi Cache Pants (thanks to the 大きくか小さい Charity!).
  
• Fairy Wings (thanks me to despairing and blowing 20k)

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I love these people:

ME
ME
ME
ME
AND MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Oh yeah and also Shrivelsface, Izzy, Miz Crick, y'alls who hang about in this here thread, everyone who would never jack off in my eye, etc etc etc. LOTS of people. LOVE! LOOVEEEEE!!!

As for donations, I just stole the HIPster Blue Tint Shades and Jingle Bells from my sweetly hippiesome friend Shivelamouse, aka the a*****e who groped your grandfather, so thank you so much for not using your items and I love ya, darling! As crochety and dirtymouthed as you can be! (And hey, isn't that hotter anyway?) TWO QUESTS DOWN!! <3

Moreover, I somehow won 5k for "funniest quote" of Politically Correct Week (I KNOW, RIGHT!? I was like MISTAKE!?) at my lubberly friend Alura19's Dreamcatchers Charity. Go check it out - there's a link there for a reason! Thanks, Ally darlin'! <3

SamTheBlob also donated to me (2278g) through the 大きくか小さい Charity. Thank you SO MUCH, Missy Watermelony!! This donation enabled me to buy the Aoi Cache Pants, which I had been longing for for a long time. Thank you so MUCH! These guys are sweet - CLICK that link! <3

OKAY ALSO. SHTIOR AKA REIKO-CHAN WHO I LOVE MORE THAN MOSTEVER GAVE ME 19k. OMG WOOOO!!!!! so now I will draw a Skech. YES. ZAT IS DE PLANNN!! SEX! WOOOOO! ETC. AND THEN SHE GAVE ME 10k. AND I WAS LIKE. "s**t." IN A GOOD WAY. oh my god shtior.

Oh my gosh, Rozel, thank you SO MUCH!! That was totally random and I LOVE random and therefore, therefore, I love you. Plus, I am super psyched, because I had exactly 2168g when I saw that trade, so 832 made it like a totally perfect number. Now how many of us can say THAT!?

Also, Shrivels is awesome again. Damn, I should start sterilizin' these thanks or sommat mad . I think I'm gonna cut it down sometime.

This bumblebee is gonna burn, baby, burn, but thanks to your amazing contribution of 500g, Indefinitive, the fire is now... not actually fire? Magical? Whatevs, it's totally chill. Thank you!

THANK YOU, MY LOVELY SEXY DONATORS!! FREE COGNAC ON THE HOUSE!

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I know that all of you are just DYING for this post so you can grab one of these awesome buttons and stick 'em in your sigs. Well, the moment has ARRIVED. I'm not responsible for any injuries that might occur as a result of stickin' these stickers where they don't belong.

Here's your button, b***h. For the biggest quest I'm gonna do, because it scares me. (Shhh, DON'T TELL!)

[url=http://n0d.us/7m]
[b][size=29][color=red][u]I LIKE IT UP THE a**[/u][/color][/size][/b][/url]

[url=http://n0d.us/7m]
[img]http://n0d.us/7q[/img][/url]

And for the minor quests... TADAAA!! p***s SQUIRREL IS BACK!
(no that is not a p***s - he just lost his peg-leg is all! you perv!)

[url=http://n0d.us/7m]
[img]http://n0d.us?7n[/img][/url]

Oh yeah. And you see how the urls are all nice and short up there, with the n0d.us? That's the work of my friend WindPowa. Check him out, he's cool!


All the old p***s squirrel banners and so on will go here:
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this section is in giant ******** font because everyone needs to read about me.

ORLY? YARLY!

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here are some links out, in no prioritized order, because [I'm hot / I want you outta here / JUST GO ALREADY DAMMIT!].

if you dont know youtube, i give up on you
43things
oneword
audiography
ny times
al jazeera
UN news
the sartorialist
ny magazine lookbook
drawn!
gallery of the absurd

(I just thought that was crazy cool.)

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I love clothes. I love shopping. ********, I LOVE shoes. LOVE LOVE shoes!

I had a list of things I bought a year ago here for a really long time but then I deleted it.

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I wrote this last year, in my last quest thread. WOW, was I ever a shitty writer! This is only here for nostalgia. It's actually the prologue to the novel I wasted my life on and then burned. Yeahhh. ******** waste of paper. And gasoline. I felt all DIRTY afterwards!

He lived in a middling town in the middle of the middle. Every day, he woke up to the screeches of pigeons and the hoarse morning calls of peddlers. The sky was always gray, creased with dim folds of sunlight and speckled with omens of rain. The ground was gray, too, like elephant hide, and the people were gray and weary, but the water was clear and pale, pure.

There were guns in his town; and fast, crashing automobiles; and water fountains that only worked sometimes, but even when they worked, the water was lukewarm and flat; and there was so much gray everywhere; but he was alive, existent, filled to the rim with sensation and ideas and wishes, and that was enough

(still, it was so very dark at night, and they said the cliffs ate men)

that was enough for him.

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I'm an atheist. I'm liberal. I believe in health care.

Feminism is also important to me. I'm pro-choice. I support ephebophiles, but informed consent and mutual pleasure are the most important things to me, so I don't always support ***** (it really depends!). I'm totally against animal cruelty, unless I do it as I am always AWESOME, and I currently waver between being vegetarian and vegan (I'm also bad with raw fish). I've had my freegan days.

I can be very vocal with my views, but I enjoy hearing from others, especially if they have statistics to back them up. I'm a firm believer in evidence-based studies, which is why I like to pull up numbers as well as personal experiences during debate. I understand that statistics can easily be manipulated for different interests, so I try to get my numbers from relatively "agendaless" sources. I'm always seeking to further my insights both political and otherwise, and if you can contribute to my knowledge, I'd be more than happy to hear it - even if your contribution is a classist, misogynistic, carnivorous, intolerant, religiously-based, homophobic piece of bullshit. A dose of "reality" is always a good thing.

I'm currently enrolled in a very expensive and predominately white, heteronormative high school as a colored, pansexual, genderqueer biological female who has, in fact, an invisible d**k. And AYYYYYYUP, that's just about all the s**t about me you need to know!

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I don't have a very good taste in music, and I don't give a ********.

Right now, I'm listening to Lupe Fiasco's album Food & Liquor on loop.

I also enjoy a wide variety of genres, including rap, hip-hop, rock (hard or otherwise), pop, foreign, indy - oh god indie, classic rock and pop, instrumentals (I particularly love Tin Hat Trio), blues, remixes, country and folksy s**t (I KNOW RIGHT!! i'm picky though), oral poetry, and, in sparser numbers, metal, classical, soul, bluesgrass, electronica, and jazz. Oh yeah and emo music is totes my guilty pleasure. I don't like opera very much, though, so don't chu pass no Domingo on me, b***h!

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Here's one of the most useful things you will ever read, assuming that you haven't already read some variant thereof. I'm a lazy a**, so I don't pay it much heed when I'm chillaxing across the intarwebs, but, having committed it to memory, I feel entitled to say that this list is QUITE, QUITE USEFUL.

COMMA RULES

• Do not use unnecessary commas.
  
• Use commas to separate items in a series.
  
• But if all the items in a series are joined by and or or, do not use commas to separate them.
  
• Use a comma to separate two or more adjectives preceding a noun.
  
• But if one of the words in a series modifies another word in the series, do not separate them by a comma.
  
• Put a comma before and, but, for, or, nor, yet, and so when they connect two independent clauses.
  
• But do not put a comma in an independent clause with one subject and two verbs.
  
  
• Use a comma after introductory expressions including words such as well, yes, no, and why, an introductory participial (the –ing form of a verb) phrase, a succession of introductory prepositional phrases, or an introductory adverbial clause.
  
• Use commas to separate items in dates and addresses.
  
• Use a comma after the salutation of a friendly letter and after the closing of a letter.
  
• Use a comma after a name followed by Jr., Sr., Ph.D., etc.
  
• Place commas around the name of a person spoken to.
  
• Put commas around parenthetical phrases, appositives, or words that change the direction of the sentence, for instance, however, on the other hand, and therefore.
  
• Put commas around nonessential material.

See how LOVELY that was? SEE? SEE? Now go off and mutilate your ******** gramma! GO!


(Credit goes to my English teacher, who will remain anonymous for privacy reasons.)

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Here's my avatar environment. Go make me an outfit! LOVE YA, BABE!

Please keep in mind that I'm actually an alien right now, so my skin tone is sorta puke green-ish, except more bruise-y. The avatar used in this aviron is what I look like when you're off the acid.

OH MY GOODNESS I AM AWFULLY NAKED

Here's a link to a screenshot of my inventory for when Tektek is too busy being a**-raped. (Tektek doesn't display all of my items, anyway.)

OH ******** I GAVE MY HAND HERPES.. AGAIN

Here's another view because my invo's a** looks too fat in the other one.

POP! GOES MY HEART

Why are you still waiting? Get ON it!

Will be updated every ten new items or w/e.

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Don't drink milk. It's bad for you.

Also, here are more things I want LOL.






Now that I've gotten my aoi cache pants, I'm going to start my GIANT quest for those golden laurels. AYYYUPPPP. Basically, it's gonna be a LONG DRY ROAD ahead of me and I'm WILLING to make that SACRIFICE to GET that DAMN GOLD. I AM! I AM!!

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SUMMARY OF THE RULEZ

Don't start s**t.



RULES

Okay, first off, swearing is okay. Swear however much you want. I don't even GIVE a ********. But here's one thing: DON'T WHINE POINTLESSLY ABOUT PEOPLE NOT SWEARING. You also aren't allowed to whine about those people who are. I'm ******** SICK of shitters who just say, "WAH WAH WAH STOP IIIIIIIIIIT!! STOPPP!!!" So shut the ******** up if you're going to do that, okay? There isn't that much swearing going around hereabouts anyway, so you shouldn't have much to write home about.

However, while I generally don't like people who try to impose their censorin' rules on everyone else (I mean, come on guys, there's a filter for a reason - just turn it ON and save yourself the misery), DO feel free to say something if you have a decent and ARTICULATED reason for not liking whatever someone's doing. That does not justify your telling other people what to do in MY ******** thread, but you're welcome to try.

Okay, what else? Cybering is lame, too, because it means you can't get laid any other way. That or words turn you on. Both make me want to stuff an encyclopaedia up your ******** a**.

Apart from that, if you don't get me in trouble, so follow the TOS or I'll hunt you down, BITCHES, you're in the cool! WOOOOO!! Now bring in the KEGS!