Kiretsu
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- Posted: Sun, 01 Feb 2004 00:27:33 +0000
Saw a thread like this in extended discussion. Figured I should do one here. NOTE- This is heavily full of sarcasm, and should not be taken too seriously.
~Alienware computers are expensive because of the case.
~Counterstrike is AWSOME.
~PC vs Mac threads will get locked.
~Linux is too complex.
~AMD is better than Intel.
~Nvidia is better than ATI
~Intel is better than AMD
~ATI is better than Nvidia
~It's ok to talk about videogames here, since there is not a separate forum for it.
~For some, computing is a religion, not a preference.
~Everyone hates Microsoft.
~The only thing a computer is good for is games. If it can't play games, there is no point in having one.
~Only 4 people read long posts.
~The iPod is sweet!
~The iPod sucks. It's battery dies. All other batteries last for all eternity.
~Every programer has dreams of glory.
~A 13 year old that can hit the start button and not much more is a great source of help for advanced computer problems.
~It's ok to skip the stickes and just post. The information in them is useless, and your question has never been discussed in here before.
~Topics named "HELP!!!" get more attention than topics that say what you need help with.
~It's ok to give out Warez, copyrighted MP3's and movies. The companies that make them make too much money, and their products are too expensive anyway, so stealing them is justifiable.
~If you can run a script, you are a 1337 hacker.
~Windows ME sucks.
~0||LY L4m3r5 5p34|< L33t
~Premade computers are crap. Build your own.
~Everything that was true about the Macintosh computer in 1994 is still true today.
~School computers suck.
~Macs can only use a 1 button mouse.
~There can never be enough "post your stats" or "post your desktop" threads.
~It's fun to hear about how much your computer sucks.
~Yay Lesbian sex. heart wink
~Getting a new computer or a new OS is the way to solve all computer problems. Nothing else will work.
~Kazaa is the cespool of all viruses.
~No one uses a Mac
~When you post, you too must honor Angry Excel... Worship her, and hug her.
-Zeph is a cutie! heart
-The iPod Battery dies at exactly 18 months, and there is nothing you can do about it except to buy a whole new iPod.
-The C&T Regulars can and will hijack a thread for their own amusement.
-You cant legaly pirate software.
~Posts counts in the forum have nothing to do with being a regular in C&T.
-You can never have too much Kiretsu.
So, what have you learned?
~Alienware computers are expensive because of the case.
~Counterstrike is AWSOME.
~PC vs Mac threads will get locked.
~Linux is too complex.
~AMD is better than Intel.
~Nvidia is better than ATI
~Intel is better than AMD
~ATI is better than Nvidia
~It's ok to talk about videogames here, since there is not a separate forum for it.
~For some, computing is a religion, not a preference.
~Everyone hates Microsoft.
~The only thing a computer is good for is games. If it can't play games, there is no point in having one.
~Only 4 people read long posts.
~The iPod is sweet!
~The iPod sucks. It's battery dies. All other batteries last for all eternity.
~Every programer has dreams of glory.
~A 13 year old that can hit the start button and not much more is a great source of help for advanced computer problems.
~It's ok to skip the stickes and just post. The information in them is useless, and your question has never been discussed in here before.
~Topics named "HELP!!!" get more attention than topics that say what you need help with.
~It's ok to give out Warez, copyrighted MP3's and movies. The companies that make them make too much money, and their products are too expensive anyway, so stealing them is justifiable.
~If you can run a script, you are a 1337 hacker.
~Windows ME sucks.
~0||LY L4m3r5 5p34|< L33t
~Premade computers are crap. Build your own.
~Everything that was true about the Macintosh computer in 1994 is still true today.
~School computers suck.
~Macs can only use a 1 button mouse.
~There can never be enough "post your stats" or "post your desktop" threads.
~It's fun to hear about how much your computer sucks.
~Yay Lesbian sex. heart wink
~Getting a new computer or a new OS is the way to solve all computer problems. Nothing else will work.
~Kazaa is the cespool of all viruses.
~No one uses a Mac
~When you post, you too must honor Angry Excel... Worship her, and hug her.
-Zeph is a cutie! heart
-The iPod Battery dies at exactly 18 months, and there is nothing you can do about it except to buy a whole new iPod.
-The C&T Regulars can and will hijack a thread for their own amusement.
-You cant legaly pirate software.
~Posts counts in the forum have nothing to do with being a regular in C&T.
-You can never have too much Kiretsu.
So, what have you learned?
