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Post: 40922557_1 created on Wed Jun 11, 2008 8:52 amPosted: Wed Jun 11, 2008 8:52 am
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so yeah I'm practically retarded when it comes to coding so I need a good site that is for like 2 year olds to learn java from.
 
     
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Post: 40922557_2 created on Wed Jun 11, 2008 11:22 amPosted: Wed Jun 11, 2008 11:22 am
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Post: 40922557_3 created on Wed Jun 11, 2008 2:13 pmPosted: Wed Jun 11, 2008 2:13 pm
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Post: 40922557_4 created on Wed Jun 11, 2008 5:44 pmPosted: Wed Jun 11, 2008 5:44 pm
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Learn to read and go to Books-A-Million.
     
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Post: 40922557_5 created on Wed Jun 11, 2008 6:44 pmPosted: Wed Jun 11, 2008 6:44 pm
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so yeah I'm practically retarded when it comes to coding so I need a good site that is for like 2 year olds to learn java from.

Chances are, you dont have the focus. You have to really want to learn.

Buy the book learn java in 14 days. or basics of java.
 
     
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Post: 40922557_6 created on Wed Jun 11, 2008 6:57 pmPosted: Wed Jun 11, 2008 6:57 pm
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http://java.sun.com/docs/books/tutorial/

You don't really need any books until you've been through that, and even if you have, use Google for more first. Don't waste your money.
     

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Post: 40922557_7 created on Fri Jul 04, 2008 10:30 amPosted: Fri Jul 04, 2008 10:30 am
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www.dreamincode.net
 
     
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Post: 40922557_8 created on Fri Jul 04, 2008 4:29 pmPosted: Fri Jul 04, 2008 4:29 pm
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Find a For Dummies book about Java. They're really easy to understand and they're very helpful if you want to learn Java quickly.

If you want something deeper, get "Java: How to program" by Deitel & Deitel. I used it in college and it's rather dense, but very complete.
     
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Post: 40922557_9 created on Fri Jul 04, 2008 6:24 pmPosted: Fri Jul 04, 2008 6:24 pm
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http://java.sun.com/docs/books/tutorial/

You don't really need any books until you've been through that, and even if you have, use Google for more first. Don't waste your money.

w3schools is also good

w3schools.com

this topic should be in the main forum too.
 
     

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Post: 40922557_10 created on Sat Jul 05, 2008 1:35 amPosted: Sat Jul 05, 2008 1:35 am
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Beginning Programming with Java for Dummies.

The first book that really got me into computers is "Fixing and upgrading PC's for Dummies." The 1997 version or something.
     
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Post: 40922557_11 created on Sat Jul 05, 2008 2:37 amPosted: Sat Jul 05, 2008 2:37 am
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You could start with html copy paste action to make you feel like your a special if you want...
 
     
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Post: 40922557_12 created on Sat Jul 05, 2008 5:10 pmPosted: Sat Jul 05, 2008 5:10 pm
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http://en.wikibooks.org/wiki/Java_Programming

Really the best way to learn Java (or any programming language) is to take a class. Maybe your school offers a course on it?
     
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Post: 40922557_13 created on Sat Jul 05, 2008 5:59 pmPosted: Sat Jul 05, 2008 5:59 pm
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so yeah I'm practically retarded when it comes to coding so I need a good site that is for like 2 year olds to learn java from.

Chances are, you dont have the focus. You have to really want to learn.


Don't say things like this. They are not helpful. All they do is set people up for failure.
 
     
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Post: 40922557_14 created on Sun Jul 13, 2008 11:11 pmPosted: Sun Jul 13, 2008 11:11 pm
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Gaaaaaah!!!!!!!!

I'm 14, and I'm just getting started into Java.

Google up netbeams IDE.

I've got no books but so far I've learned a few stuff.
enough to make little asterisk star graphs. biggrin
     
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Post: 40922557_15 created on Mon Jul 14, 2008 2:50 pmPosted: Mon Jul 14, 2008 2:50 pm
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http://en.wikibooks.org/wiki/Java_Programming

Really the best way to learn Java (or any programming language) is to take a class. Maybe your school offers a course on it?

Hm, I'm a webmaster and my website is run off php, html, CSS, and some javascript.
And I've setup a few cron jobs, and have a few backends that use perl.

I've never taken a class. I'm fully self-taught.

But yeah, books and online tutorials will help you alot.
But don't buy them unless you have to.
Sometimes the local libraries have {insert programming language here} for Dummies books.
 
     
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