1001 Reasons why Computers are better than parents

[EmeraldSnake]

960: You can sell your computer for cash, wheres parents have to be given away.

[Bigwoody]

959: You can swear out your computer, and rip out its insides if it so pleases you

[C-Man]

958: if your pc gives you crap... you can jsut reinstall your OS.... *evil smile*

[C-Man]

Jewell-kun

994: Computers can cuse no mental pain.... that last neway.

... that is sooo not true....
do a google search of "TUBGIRL"......
new tell me... is that not mental pain of epic porportions??

[Ophichius]

C-Man, that's like telling people to go to goatse, Not Funny.

957: your computer doesn't lock you out of the house while it's pouring down rain, just because you forgot to mow the lawn.

[TJTheNotSoSane]

If your pc brakes you can smash it with a hammer however your parents are always broken yet if you smash them its assault with a deadly weapon.

[EmeraldSnake]

955: Your parents need water, air, and food to survive. Your computer just needs electricity.

[Trigger347]

954: because you can turn a friggin computer off!

953: computers have interchangeable parts where when they get old you can upgrade them or at least find new drivers.

952: There are things to get rid of a computer virus while your parrents just remind you of how sick they are and have to take care of them.

[Paravin]

#you schedule them

[Twistex]

#Idon'tcare

A computer will never call, walk in, show up unanounced, or try and bother you while you are having sex.