The Angry Teddy Adoption Center (Easter Teddy is up!) =D

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[kaiser321]

The Angry Teddy Adoption Agency
Welcome. Please enjoy your stay and read the rules

Waiting List
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-=Key=-
= Done sent trade
= Done waiting on trade
= Working on
= Waiting for a reply

Jobs
Owner: Me biggrin
Co-Owner: no one
Bumper 1: empty
Bumper 2: empty
Bumper 3: empty
Advertiser 1: empty
Advertiser 2: empty

Aisles
you are here--&1. Introduction
2. Rules
3. Story
4. Teddies
5. Adoption Papers
6. Id cards for Teddies
7. Affilates/Banners
8. Limited Edition Teddies
9. Forms
10. Lists

[kaiser321]

RULES!

1. Be polite. Remember, there's another person on the other end.
1.5. In the Favorite Flavor thing on the forms, put Pina Colada
2. No advertising. You don't go to Pizza hut and yell, "Eat at Papa John's!"

3. Read rule 1.5 between 1 and 2

4. Your order may take a while. Be patient. stare

5. Any Questions, post here.

6. Fill out the form if you want a teddy

7. It's good to chat here. I am here frequently so I will most likely answer
back.

8. Pineapple.

9. Tips are appreciated


10. For teddies, Hair i will never do, some hats, some shirts, and most likely any weapon.

11. I am not responsible for any, wounds, decapitations, missing relatives, or external bleeding caused by the Teddies.

12. Please post your Form thing in this thread. do not pm me or you will be grey listed.

Aisles
1. Introduction
you are here -->2. Rules
3. Story
4. Teddies
5. Adoption Papers
6. Id cards for Teddies
7. Affilates/Banners
8. Limited Edition Teddies
9. Forms
10. Lists

[kaiser321]

Story
Get your snacks now

I was walking around one day in the woods, when I saw a cave. I was a little curious if there was anything of value in it like rare minerals or arrowheads. I walked inside and I was knocked unconscious from behind. I woke up a little later and I saw that i was tied to a very tall stalagmite. I looked around and saw teddy bears surrounding me with weapons of various sorts from guns to knives. Their leader which was a teddy bear with a katana and a machete. He spoke in what a lot of people would say is a cute voice. He told me, "Why are you here human?" I was a little surprised that the teddy bears could talk. All I could say though was, "Why am I tied up?" The leader told me, "You humans are always nosing around our village. We have to protect it or else your kind will simply destroy it." I turned my head the little bit that I could and saw a little village in the cave. I turned my head back to them and said, "I didn't even know about this until just now. ... Can I get out of these ropes now? They're starting to hurt." The leader seemed to be getting a little mad at me. "You really think that you're going to get away just like that?!" I immediately thought, No not really. "We can't even hug each other to show affection and you expect us to show a little bit of compassion to you?!" I had gotten a great idea. A way to get me free and make them happy. "How about if I were to let humans adopt you and hug you and stuff?" The teddies started to talk amongst themselves. The leader turned to them and then back to me. "We shall consider this. You will stay here until we reach an answer." I guess I had no choice. "... Can I at least get out of these ropes?" The teddies cut the ropes and let me roam around their little village.
Eventually they came to a decision. "We have agreed upon your request, human. But, until we are adopted, you will supply with us with food, drinks, and a shelter." I thought of the old hut at the park that was surprisingly in my price range. I agreed to their conditions and they followed me to the hut. I made a sign for it but they decided to use it for some of the teddy's target practice so I had to scrap it. I have made friends with the teddies and the leader agreed to being adopted by me. Now they sleep in the hut. Some times I spend the night there instead of at my house.
(Warning: I based this story on no logic whatsoever)

Aisles
1. Introduction
2. Rules
you are here -->3. Story
4. Teddies
5. Adoption Papers
6. Id cards for Teddies
7. Affilates/Banners
8. Limited Edition Teddies
9. Forms
10. Lists

[kaiser321]

Teddies

Here are some examples of teddies that i have done in the past.

Blue=male
Pink=female
Prices: Weapon: 15 gold each
Headgear: 30 gold
shirt: 75 gold
Misc (capes, etc.): 100 gold.
Putting the Teddy in a vehicle (that is somewhere on gaia): 500 gold
To teddy-fy your avatar: 250 gold

I think that's all i need to put here razz

Aisles
1. Introduction
2. Rules
3. Story
you are here --&4. Teddies
5. Adoption Papers
6. Id cards for Teddies
7. Affilates/Banners
8. Limited Edition Teddies
9. Forms
10. Lists

[kaiser321]

Adoption Papers

Price: 500
This is what the certificate will look like if you were to get one.

Aisles
1. Introduction
2. Rules
3. Story
4. Teddies
you are here -->5. Adoption Papers
6. Id cards for Teddies
7. Affilates/Banners
8. Limited Edition Teddies
9. Forms
10. Lists

[kaiser321]

Id cards for teh Teddies

Price: 450
Here's what your ID card would basically look like.

Aisles
1. Introduction
2. Rules
3. Story
4. Teddies
5. Adoption Papers
you are here -->6. Id cards for Teddies
7. Affilates/Banners
8. Limited Edition Teddies
9. Forms
10. Lists

[kaiser321]

Affiliates/Banners

Affiliates

none yet

Banners

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Aisles
1. Introduction
2. Rules
3. Story
4. Teddies
5. Adoption Papers
6. Id cards for Teddies
you are here --&7. Affilates/Banners
8. Limited Edition Teddies
9. Forms
10. Lists

[kaiser321]

Limited Edition Teddies

Aisles
1. Introduction
2. Rules
3. Story
4. Teddies
5. Adoption Papers
6. Id cards for Teddies
7. Affilates/Banners
you are here -->8. Limited Edition Teddies
9. Forms
10. Lists

[kaiser321]

Form for teddies

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Name of Teddy:
Clothes for Teddy:
Male of Female teddy:
Tip:
Certificate: yes/no
ID card: yes/no
Phrase (if you chose to get an ID card):
Name of Owner (if you got a certificate/ID card):
Favorite Flavor:[/align]

Aisles
1. Introduction
2. Rules
3. Story
4. Teddies
5. Adoption Papers
6. Id cards for Teddies
7. Affilates/Banners
8. Limited Edition Teddies
you are here -->9. Forms
10. Lists

[kaiser321]

Lists

White list: it's all good cool

none yet

Grey List: one slip up and you're on the black list

none yet

Black list: you are banished evil

none. let's keep it that way.

Aisles
1. Introduction
2. Rules
3. Story
4. Teddies
5. Adoption Papers
6. Id cards for Teddies
7. Affilates/Banners
8. Limited Edition Teddies
9. Forms
you are here -->10. Lists

[kaiser321]

Contests

there is none right now D:

[kaiser321]

reserved ( ^.')b

[kaiser321]

d('.^) devreser

[kaiser321]

I now declare this Shop now

[Spirlia]

;3 Good luck~
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