"oh, fack"
questions which inevitably lead to troubling answers
[under construction!]
Q: Oh holy balls this shop seems to have so many in-jokes! How will I ever catch up and feel like a real regular?
A: SHOW US YOUR TITS
Q: Is there a place in the guild to journal/rp/whatever?
A: We’ve got a spot you can
make a journal in, yeah. Official rp space hasn’t been set up yet, so if that’s your thing you can do it pretty much wherever you want.
Q: What's the meaning behind the name?
A: 8D
Q: hey can you give me a dollar?
A: Look at your ******** shirt! Give ME a dollar.
Q: Your excessive use of such foul vernacular flusters and revolts me. Could you be bothered to use less of those perturbing and filthy words???
A: fffffuuuuuuuck noooooooo
Q: man how the ******** do two ladydicks and two gentledicks have baby dicks? like is it science or magic or just what the ********?
A: the way two ladydicks or two gentledicks have baby dicks is that science and magic do a big naked high-five, and an electric guitar solo shrieks, and then everybody is pregnant. I’ve got it on
video.
Q: Is that my vomit in your hair?
A: Huh? No, I think it’s wet birdseed.
Q: Why do I find Bomba's presence so revolting?
A: CHIKA I KNOW YOU WROTE THIS
Q: Why can't I be more amazing like Chika?
A: CHIKA
Q: ******** magnets! How do they work?
A:
Magic everywhere in this b***h.
Q: Does anything awesome happen on each 100 pages the thread hits?
A: No.
Q: Can I name my pet an actual vulgarity?
A: You can, but you should know it counts as circumventing Gaia’s cuss filter to actually
display it on gaia.
Q: I've heard rumors about breeding orgies, how do those work?
A: Magnets!
Q: What do these things eat?
A: Garbage and weaker Dicks.
Q: What's the in-canon status of all those edits and clothes? Are they considered normal or total freaky mutants or super hot or BOTH?
A: I’d say “hot mutant” hits pretty close to the truth.
Q: Do dicks have any culture?
A: That depends if you’re willing to call knowing all the wrestlers from WWE “culture”. (although actually, yes, they do, and no, wrestling is not being broadcast)
Q: Do Dicks ever get cocky? What about ballsy?
A: lawlll
Q: How exactly do the male dickens give birth?
A: Magnets.
Q: How many dickens can fit in one orgy?
A: Depends on the venue, really. So far it’s been five or six.
Q: Can I direct link?
A: Yes.
Q: Can I hotlink?
A: Yyyyes.
Q: Can I sausage link?
A: I would never try to stop you.
Q: Do your ears hang low, wobble to and fro, and have the ability to be tied into a knot and/or bow?
A: Nope! I got that fixed.
Q:
Gregory J.P. Godek is on your front porch, possibly in a mankini. He bends over and slips a pizza coupon under the door. It has been cut into the shape of a pig heart. What do you do?
A: I open the door.
Q: What would Sigmund Freud think of Dicks?
A: I’m guessing a few specific ‘fixations’ would come up.
Q: Who are you people?
A: We are the WORST
Q: Where should I put my dicks?
A: Aww, you know where I think you should put your dicks. ;3
Q: Can Dicks inbreed?
A:
god yes
Q: Is it possible to have too many dicks at once?
A: With a little patience, you can condition the human body to accept almost
anything.
Q: ... Will you marry me?
A: :
D
Q: Is that a d**k in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
A: Not gonna lie, I am
really happy to see you.
Q: Oh dickens, your shop be so dirty! Why?
A: Because it’s run by a gang of 13-year-old boys.
Q: zOMFG CAN I HAZ A d**k I NEEDS ONE
A: YEAHHH WTF LET’S DO IT
Q: What is the best cuss ever?
A: I can’t
repeat it, but I will tell you it made my tongue fall out of my mouth.
Q: If I put my herp in your derp will we both get herpderpies?
A: lol’d
Q: What is Dickens' theme song?
A:
Corn and
I can’t come to an agreement on this.
Q: Who are you and where are my pants?
A: My name is Bombazine and you were not wearing pants when I found you.
