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Ahoy there, you body-less fiends! My name is ....well. MY NAME is IMPOSSIBLE for body-less fiends such as yourselves to pronounce, so just call me Emelio! And damn it, stop staring at my finely toned legs. (Envy much?) Well you must all be wondering who I am and why I am here.
I'll tell you! (But if you tell anybody else I'll make you shave my kneecaps.)
Our hostess is currently a body-less fiend herself, so until she gets to work getting a body, I'm going to be speaking in her place. Now lets get down to business!
Here are some current spirits I've seen floating around. Maybe they're yours, maybe not! But you won't grow yourself a body unless you have one. Don't you want such a fine body like mine? Yes, I thought so.
I'll lay down the pictures I took of them for you to gander at for a few minutes before the games begin!

Also, our hostess went through great peril to bring you all the gift..The gift of ..What? (listens for whispers of invisible hostess) You're so LAME. Who wants a golden slug pet! If I had hands I'd slap you! Well..I do have hands actually. So...*SLAPS* Well here's your GIFT. Enjoy it while you can, body-less fiends!

The hostess says to slap your user-name on the holder part, and that after today they will not be in the thread anymore, so get them while you can!
Now I'm out of here to get something to eat, and when I come back, there better be 128349 people in here wanting to stroke my legs!
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