Lemme tell you what 'Like a Virgin' is about. It's all about this cooze who's a regular ******** machine, I'm talking morning, day, night, afternoon, d**k, d**k, d**k, d**k, d**k, d**k, d**k, d**k, d**k. Then one day she meets this John Holmes ******** and it's like, whoa baby, I mean this cat is like Charles Bronson in the 'Great Escape', he's digging tunnels. Now, she's gettin' the serious d**k action and she's feeling something she ain't felt since forever. Pain. Pain. It hurts her. It shouldn't hurt her, you know, her p***y should be Bubble Yum by now, but when this cat ******** her it hurts. It hurts just like it did the first time. You see the pain is reminding a ******** machine what it once was like to be a virgin. Hence, 'Like a Virgin'.
I have attempted to watch this movie 19084912734 times. I own it, and I still have yet to get past the first fifteen minutes, yet that is one of my favorite scenes of all time razz