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which sized cert would you prefer for a FINAL stage?

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[gingernums9]

Red berries is the only kind i've eaten/will eat. they really like special k in france. i ate it there with bananas. somebody needs to teach those ******** what a real breakfast is.

had me eatin' baguette and honey and that's it. ******** dat. i need meats.

i'm hungry now. :[ i ate a chili dog earlier. i shall have the shittles in the morning.

why are you up so late anyhow?

AND WHAT IS THIS I READ ABOUT YOU MOVING?

[gingernums9]

hmmm... i need a good movie to sleep to.
american beauty it is!

[tittycakes]

ahaha well that happens. some guys are just that way i guess.
they're all morons when it comes to communication really [except the gays].

i have developed an unhealthy addiction to honey bunches of oats. i thought it was the crackeriest cereal ever, but those white ladies on the commercial were right. it's pretty good stuff.

i'm up late i don't know, i can't sleep.

yes i am movinggggggg i thought i told you. my grandmother asked me to move to DR for a while. well, really, she's been asking since i was 16 but i've never really considered going. the way things are going for me right now i think it would be a good idea to finally go. she lives alone and she's 84 too. she doesn't have anyone to watch after her, even though she barely needs it. she just needs the company and i can take a year overseas. why not? it might do me some good, help shake off the bad luck i've been having since i moved to florida aka the SHITTIEST STATE EVER.

[tittycakes]

holy cocknballs honey bunches of oats & fetuccine alfredo = the s**t

i am eating like a preg but i haven't had sex since noah built the ark so yes medically impossible.

[gingernums9]

ew. fettuccine (how the ******** do you spell that?) and cereal? that's nasty, dawg. are you like, sprinkling the cereal on the pasta? are they in the same bowl? are you taking a bite of one then the other? all those possibilities are nasty, so it doesn't really matter, actually. XD

you are eating like you're pregz. i knew you were Jennifer Lopez.

i haven't gotten stuck in a little minute...well, a month or so. but i'm starting to go cuckoo. maybe you'll get some d thrown on it in the DR.

that actually might be really freakin' awesome, moving back to the motherland. that sounds like a movie plot/coming of age story/cannes film festival movie to me. 3nodding

would you only stay a year?

[tittycakes]

dramallama

[gingernums9]

tittycakes

dramallama

move to san antonio where this awaits you.

[tittycakes]

i took one bite of the fettuccine then one handful of the cereal sans milk IT WAS FABULOUS.

yeah i'm kind of excited about it. i don't like most of the assholes that live around there but bla. it's a really small town and people seem to know who i am which pisses me off lots cuz i don't know who theh ehll they are. they call my name in the street and s**t. it's like cultural differences like that, i'm not used to that overly nosy/friendly thing.

[tittycakes]

"i', white clean" nice guy. i wonder why he's looking for dates on craigslist, what a catch.

it's awesome how fug old men are so picky with women. like everyone is out there looking for a guy to make them look hotter. that's not such a bad idea. still, no, i don't think i'd sacrifice myself to a fug just to get compliments.

i need to sell some s**t on craigslist rly.

[gingernums9]

maybe you will find your one true love and get married and have lots of babies and never return to the US. :[

or maybe you'll just get knocked up and have lots of babies and leave them there and return to the US. :]

either way, you'll be happy.

i don't know how comfortable i'd be with people being all in my business like that... but i think that's small town mentality... that seems to be pretty universal. i'm all about the big city. that's why i think i'd live permanently and happily in Paris.

You know the Canadian dollar is actually worth MORE than the American dollar now? ********' lame. the ship is goin' down, Margarita. We gotta get off this s**t before the peso catches up. wahmbulance wahmbulance

[gingernums9]

evil

[tittycakes]

i was happy when the dominican peso was at 50 pesos for one dollar. everything was so cheap, well cheap for americans and euroes anyway.
pretty sweet. now it's at 30ish which is not as good. NOW I CAN'T BUY A BOX OF PLANTAINS FOR $2 WTF IS THAT?@

s**t canada passed us?? jeezus. i blame michael moore.

paris must be nice. i don't know how i feel about the french language though. seems complicated. all that tongue rolling and complicated hand movement. oh wait those are swedish prostitutes, nvm.

if i went to france i'd miss dominican food. last time i had french cuisine i nearly vomited. everything seemed like it was grinned up -some animals body part no one should eat- in a can. and it was brown. gross.

[gingernums9]

you: Yes, I'd like to contract the AIDS virus, HIV, as quickly as possible. meaning, i'd like to be fully infected once i'm within 4 feet of this man's genitals.
me: well, here you go! i've got the perfect candidate.
you: 80~~~


wahmbulance WARNING, THE LINK ABOVE IS NOT TO BE VIEWED BY PEOPLE UNDER THE AGE OF 18/DUMBASSES.

[gingernums9]

tittycakes

if i went to france i'd miss dominican food. last time i had french cuisine i nearly vomited. everything seemed like it was grinned up -some animals body part no one should eat- in a can. and it was brown. gross.

hahaha, where were you that gruel in a can was considered french cuisine? XD i don't have any complaints about the food. almost every single thing i ate was delicious. i only had 2 meals that i was disappointed with. even mcdonald's was tastier there. 3nodding

it is a difficult language... very archaic grammar, i think. it's really close to latin. even closer than spanish, i'd say.

[gingernums9]

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