✿Cuento✿De✿Hadas [FS OPEN] =CONTEST & HIRING ARTIST=

which sized cert would you prefer for a FINAL stage?

landscape: 300px high x 400px wide	38.3%	[ 51 ]
portrait: 400px high x 300px wide	51.1%	[ 68 ]
smaller!	10.5%	[ 14 ]
Total Votes:			[ 133 ]

[tittycakes]

onoes vagidogs will never be as popular onoessssssssss

[tittycakes]

i am ruined onoessss

[tittycakes]

neutral

[Chikagi]

I'll sue you.

[tittycakes]

have a peniscat tee



and a laxative JESUS CHRIST I SAID HE STOLE HIS SOCKS!!!!!!!!!!!

[tittycakes]

i hope these tees raise peniscats reputation, i can't keep up with his legal bills

i hope no one notices they are made of malaysian children's' toenails

[Chikagi]

THAT'S NOT MY SIZE!

YOU SAYING I'M FAT?!

[tittycakes]

i hope no one notices they also cause butt cancer

[tittycakes]

Chikagi

THAT'S NOT MY SIZE!

YOU SAYING I'M FAT?!

no no i would never say that
you are just um meatball shaped
and lumpy
like a tumor
wait, but... but more... just, fatter

[tittycakes]

not fatter i mean 'healthier'

'healthier' like rosie odonell meets jared circa 1992

[tittycakes]

like just a huge...
a huge piece of meat with a dress on
and stolen socks

[tittycakes]

i'm sorry i'm sorry you are as skinny as kate moss ok

[tittycakes]

mad

[Chikagi]

I accept your apology.

[tittycakes]

YOU'RE WELCOME