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Okay, custom lines, what sort of personality should they be?

Angry	0.0%	[ 0 ]
Fluffy	16.7%	[ 1 ]
Sexy	50.0%	[ 3 ]
cunning	16.7%	[ 1 ]
no personality type, just custom	0.0%	[ 0 ]
your soul!	16.7%	[ 1 ]
Total Votes:			[ 6 ]

[Melomar]

( D'X He's only trying to protect himself. Though the whip tongue is new to me though. >__>; )

Yaxha: Is that so? *hisses again and busies himself with trying to keep his tail free and feeling like he's in a losing thumb wrestling match, but manages a slap or two at the offending lengths of snake tail*

[Yousei Akki]

(He deserves to fight for his own preservation XD And his words hurt poor Pix's feelings >.> He's sensitive about not having a home XD)

Pix: *He wanted to retort, but there was some difficulty in coiling around Yaxha. Each smack of the tail promises a tender bruise for later. With a dark growl he draws up his upper portion, his arms opening so he can try to take Yaxha down in a bear hug* Your mine!

[Melomar]

(Yeah, it was a little mean of him. >>; Though in his defence he was referring to this current situation, not in general. Not that it matters at this point. >< )

Yaxha: *growling through gritted teeth, though with a little satisfaction sees that Pix is struggling each time he slaps him* Just let go of me already... *eyes widen briefly as Pix tries to grab him in his arms over the table, then leans back to get out of range* No way!

[Yousei Akki]

(Silly lizards!)

Pix: The table was getting in the way...so when Yaxha would lean back, he would dig his hands into the table and with a small grunt, flipped it out of his way. "Much better." He hissed as he tried to move in closer to repeat his attempt. "Prey doesn't get a say in this." He snaps angrily, the earlier comment still stinging even more then any of the tail slaps he has received.

[Melomar]

(indeed! ^^
Post style change? Can do.)

Yaxha: OAO!!! The table was not supposed to go. Not okay. Prey? He really was going to die wasn't he? Well not without a fight. Minus his legs, which were still immobile, but his tail had a little mobility, long as it was, and he still had his fists for now. "I am not your prey! I am your boss! You do what I tell you to do. If I was in your house I'd do what you told me to."

(...does the cellar count? owo )

[Yousei Akki]

(Oops! I didn't even notice I had switched! XD Ah well. I guess it is more formal now eh? Poor Yaxha XD He's all wrapped up and fighting for his life! And I think the cellar does count XD ))

Pix: That tail was proving distracting...so..Pix shifted his weight. He attempted to topple Yaxha over, as he assumed it would be easier to finish coiling around him at least up to his waist if he started to roll with him across the floor* "You told me not to call you that. So your not my boss... I am going to be your boss instead. You have to listen to me now!" Pix determined. If Yaxha was going to relinquish his position of power then Pix had no problem at all in taking it himself! He tried to ward off Yaxha's blows, particularly one one manages to catch him in his face. Hissing angrily, he lashed out with a punch of his own.

[Melomar]

(Shhhh don't tell Pix. Yaxha's alcohol and food are still down there. >>;
Shiiiit Pix be nicer to my iguana, I don't have another one. D'x He didn't actually punch you yet. Maybe he flailed when he fell? That works. )

Yaxha: Winded when he lands backward, it takes him a moment to register what Pix is saying and by that time he was being punched in the face, unaware that he had swung a fist or two already. But he's already tasting blood... which kind of pisses him off! "You are really splitting hairs right now aren't you? This is my bar and if you're going to stay here you're going to follow my rules. If you don't like it get the ******** out!" He can't move his lower body which now includes all but the end of his tail, which isn't very helpful. So he resorts to his fists, which he now actually focuses and puts some power behind.

(Kind of.. pissing him off. *pats Yaxha* =w=; )

[Yousei Akki]

(And they had such a promising moment earlier! How did this happen? XD Pix has gone and totally ruined it *Glares at him* Now your never gunna be able to make things better!)

Pix: He felt somewhat satisfied that he had managed to bring Yaxha down. As the other would start to intentionally flail his fists at him, Pix found himself more focused on grabbing the wrists of the flailing hands then grappling with Yaxha more. Hissing angrily, he tried to roll to place the other under him. Perhaps if he pinned his hands to the floor then he keep from getting anymore bruises. Pix did find the words being snapped at him something to consider. He found himself hesitating some. and then looking at Yaxha with a blink . . . "Do you smell something burning?"

(XD Ah..what a moment to have someone else walk in on them in eh?)

[Melomar]

(Baw... maybe burning stew will save this situation. )

Yaxha: Pix had him almost completely pinned when he stopped and asked... Pausing, looking up and off to the side, he tastes the air. "Ahh! The stew! Will you let go of me already?!" He struggles to get free, but this time so he can run into the kitchen.

(LOL! Yes and wondering... is he being killed... or...? .... I think I will go to a different bar today. Just in case they'd rather be alone. And I don't want the cops to see me. )

[Yousei Akki]

(*Has tears up from trying to hold his laughter in* Oh ha ha ha ha ha ha! XD What a funny situation!)

Pix: Unlike before, his coils immediately relaxed. He loosened his hold, allowing Yaxha to get free without so much as a moment of hesitation. Pix withdrew, but only so he could slither worriedly towards the kitchen. Had he accidentally hit the heat on the stove with his tail when he had followed Yaxha out? His hands were already starting to wring as he flicked his tongue out and tasted the air. The taste was not pleasant at all.

[Melomar]

(Oh good going Pix, now Yaxha is hungry. 8'( )

Yaxha: He immediately scoots out of his clutches as quickly as possible, pausing only to stare down at him in disbelief. But he then hurries into the kitchen, where stew seems to have exploded all over the stove and continues to boil over. "Arrgh!" He whips out some hot pads and runs the pot over to the sink and sets it there until it's stopped boiling, then quickly turns off the burner and stares at the mess, wondering if anything's salvageable, not that it would be edible enough to serve to a customer.

(this reminds me of that old Disney Robin Hood where the friar's cooking stew, takes a sip, I believe there was a limp, icky looking carrot, and throws it out...xD )

[Yousei Akki]

(Gneeeheeheehee XD SIlly Pix! Letting his impulses get control of him XD And that is kinda funny with the carrot XD)

Pix: He missed the disbelieving stare that came from Yaxha, as his attention was now absorbed in the stew. Upon entering the kitchen, he already knows that something is wrong..food that is cooked is supposed to stay in the pots after all. he watches Yaxha remove the stew from the heat, and he slithers over to peek into the pot. Flicking his tongue out to taste the steam rolling off it, he continues to wring his hands and looks at yaxha with a bit of a anxious expression. "The stews bad...am I fired?" He asks with a faint whine to his voice.

(Yes Pix. Your gunna get fired cause the stew accidentally over boiled. Not because of the knock down drag out fight you just engaged in *Face palms*)

[Melomar]

(X'DDDD OMG Pix. You so funny. )

Yaxha: He pulls a fork out of a drawer and returns to glare into the wall of steam coming from what's left of the stew sitting in the pot and tries to pick up a potato with it, finds it still firm in the middle and sighs. Not one to put anything technically edible to waste, he'll probably eat it later anyway. He looks up to find Pix wringing his hands miserably and can't help but stare for a moment before laughing. "Oh you think the stew would get you fired?"

[Yousei Akki]

(Some minor redemption for the Naga? *Laughing as well*)

Pix: He watched as Yaxha would poke at one of the vegetables that he had cleaned and skinned earlier. He didn't understand why he was poking it with a fork...of course he didn't understand why he put the pot in the sink either. Had Pix arrived first he surely would have tried to throw it out the window....mostly to hide the mess from Yaxha.

The resulting laughter that came at his question caused Pix to frown a little. he didn't like being laughed at, certainly when he was not trying to be funny. "Well...yes. The food is wasted. You said my job was to cook it, I messed up." He replied with a small unhappy hiss. If he was fired....he was totally snatching the steak from the sink and running. His eyes flickered to it as he waited for an answer.

[Melomar]

(Poor Pix... xD )

Yaxha: Not laughing anymore, not even smiling, and it occurs to him that his face is starting to throb and swell up a little. "That kind of thing happens, it's no reason to be fired. Even if you knew better and were being lazy or it was busy it's understandable. But..." He frowns more severely. "What about before that when you had me on the floor? Don't you think you should be worried about being fired for that?"

(you might get a pot of almost-boiling stew in the back of the head if you take off with that steak, Pix. Dx )