MissiePanda
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- Posted: Sun, 25 Jan 2015 00:57:40 +0000
With his mind clearly hazed, all reason and logic thrown out the window in exchange for blissful intoxication, Taka just grinned goofily and wrapped his arms around Kia as she tried to steal his best friend. His best friend was bourbon, obviously.
"Silly Kia," he slurred as he wiggled the bottle back from her, his other arm still tightly holding onto her before continuing to inform her that everyone needed bourbon. Duh.
"Everyone needs bourbon! This isn't alochol, it's bourbon! It's like..."
He paused to think as he slyly took another quick chug before the answer became clear as day.
"It's like--! Cheesecake. Cheesecake in a bottle."
Of course, it wasn't anything like cheesecake. It certainly didn't taste like cheesecake. More like tire rubber and tar. But the effect was as soothing as cheesecake. Or rather, to Taka, more soothing than cheesecake.
"You should -hic- try it!" He shook the bottle in her face with another grin, almost nose to nose with her face. Normally he would panicking at being so close to her, but this wasn't normal Taka. This was bourbon Taka. Nothing scared bourbon Taka. How else could he handle the never-ending concerts, practicing with little to no sleep, and dealing with incessant fangirls?
Bourbon. That's how.
"Silly Kia," he slurred as he wiggled the bottle back from her, his other arm still tightly holding onto her before continuing to inform her that everyone needed bourbon. Duh.
"Everyone needs bourbon! This isn't alochol, it's bourbon! It's like..."
He paused to think as he slyly took another quick chug before the answer became clear as day.
"It's like--! Cheesecake. Cheesecake in a bottle."
Of course, it wasn't anything like cheesecake. It certainly didn't taste like cheesecake. More like tire rubber and tar. But the effect was as soothing as cheesecake. Or rather, to Taka, more soothing than cheesecake.
"You should -hic- try it!" He shook the bottle in her face with another grin, almost nose to nose with her face. Normally he would panicking at being so close to her, but this wasn't normal Taka. This was bourbon Taka. Nothing scared bourbon Taka. How else could he handle the never-ending concerts, practicing with little to no sleep, and dealing with incessant fangirls?
Bourbon. That's how.