What's a good indicator that you were kidnapped as a toddler?
|The child on the milk carton looks a LOT like you||35.9%||[ 17677 ]|
|You overhear your parents talking about the time they kidnapped you from other people||21.9%||[ 10801 ]|
|Your family often refers to your birthday as your Kidnap Day||11.5%||[ 5647 ]|
|Your middle name is "Thechildwestolethatonetime"||11.5%||[ 5653 ]|
|There's a book on your parents' bookcase called "So You've Decided to Steal a Child"||19.2%||[ 9476 ]|
|Total Votes:||[ 49254 ]|