Anyone else can't stand Twilight? v.4

What are you: anti? neutral? fan?

An anti	56.3%	[ 3287 ]
Neutral	25.3%	[ 1479 ]
A fan	7.9%	[ 459 ]
EDWARD'S SO HAWT!!!1!1apple	2.9%	[ 172 ]
Poll whore~	7.6%	[ 441 ]
Total Votes:			[ 5838 ]

[Makoto Tsuru]

Xero Kings

I'm sick and tired of seeing Twilight being considered as a saga, so you know what, I looked it up online and found this piece that might clarify what a true sage is. The series is just a series. Period. And if they do a movie on the last book, I better see a special feature on the dvd release that the actors read the book and protested to make the movie ending more better.

R.Pattz actually read the book and he thought it was very creepy and voyeuristic because it read like Meyer's wet dream.

[Xero Kings]

Ares Tenno

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Ares Tenno

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Ares Tenno

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lol Hey, guys, this is so wrong, but I gotta ask. Stephenie Meyer got this idea out of some wet dream, right? Well, what if she had dreamt about a woman being in love with female vampire? (See where I'm going with this?) Can you imagine she wrote same story, but had two chicks being in love? I bet she'd enjoy describing those love scenes.

And for those of who are thinking otherwise, no, I am not a pervert, I just have a wild imagination (comes with being a writer, you know).

XD Eeeeeeeeeewwwwww...

Too much or too soon?

Not enough, not early enough. I'm just saying that because it sounds wrong.

But I wonder, though. Would there be fan boys at the movie lines, or will there still be more fan girls?

Both, counting lesbians and transvestites.

Oh, yeah, that's right. Good call.

[Animus Inanis]

Makoto Tsuru

Xero Kings

I'm sick and tired of seeing Twilight being considered as a saga, so you know what, I looked it up online and found this piece that might clarify what a true sage is. The series is just a series. Period. And if they do a movie on the last book, I better see a special feature on the dvd release that the actors read the book and protested to make the movie ending more better.

R.Pattz actually read the book and he thought it was very creepy and voyeuristic because it read like Meyer's wet dream.

I do believe Kirsten Stewart thinks that Meyer is a moron, as well. Pathetic, ne?

[Bampot]

Saw New Moon with a fellow anti this last weekend. It was one of the best movie experiences of my life if you actually cut out the movie. The girls next to us were Team Edward and they yelled inappropriate things whenever Lautner would come on the screen. Another fantard told them that she would get them kicked out if they kept it up. It's so interesting to see Twihards in their own environment. My friend and I just made subtle comments to each other and pretty much ruined it for the people around us with our laughter.

[Xero Kings]

Animus Inanis

Makoto Tsuru

Xero Kings

I'm sick and tired of seeing Twilight being considered as a saga, so you know what, I looked it up online and found this piece that might clarify what a true sage is. The series is just a series. Period. And if they do a movie on the last book, I better see a special feature on the dvd release that the actors read the book and protested to make the movie ending more better.

R.Pattz actually read the book and he thought it was very creepy and voyeuristic because it read like Meyer's wet dream.

I do believe Kirsten Stewart thinks that Meyer is a moron, as well. Pathetic, ne?

They honestly didn't even want the roles, but look at them now. And if anyone ever watched the movie with commentary (yes, I do watch those on dvd's, people) they caught more things wrong with the first movie than the director herself. I think the reason why they fired her wasn't because of the special effects, but because she let Meyer control most of the movie, which was a no-no.

Off track here. No-no-no. Then you go, yeah-yeah-yeah.

[Xero Kings]

Bampot

Saw New Moon with a fellow anti this last weekend. It was one of the best movie experiences of my life if you actually cut out the movie. The girls next to us were Team Edward and they yelled inappropriate things whenever Lautner would come on the screen. Another fantard told them that she would get them kicked out if they kept it up. It's so interesting to see Twihards in their own environment. My friend and I just made subtle comments to each other and pretty much ruined it for the people around us with our laughter.

I say let them have their fun. Trekkies with Star Trek, otakus with anime, and fans (whatever you call them) with Harry Potter is just like Twitards. Everyone needs to be a fan of something. Just...keep the moms out of this one. (Jacob is sixteen and you're asking for a rewind on when he takes his shirt off? Ugh! mad )

[Sterculian Rhetoric]

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Bampot

Saw New Moon with a fellow anti this last weekend. It was one of the best movie experiences of my life if you actually cut out the movie. The girls next to us were Team Edward and they yelled inappropriate things whenever Lautner would come on the screen. Another fantard told them that she would get them kicked out if they kept it up. It's so interesting to see Twihards in their own environment. My friend and I just made subtle comments to each other and pretty much ruined it for the people around us with our laughter.

I say let them have their fun. Trekkies with Star Trek, otakus with anime, and fans (whatever you call them) with Harry Potter is just like Twitards. Everyone needs to be a fan of something. Just...keep the moms out of this one. (Jacob is sixteen and you're asking for a rewind on when he takes his shirt off? Ugh! mad )

Yeah, that is some creepy s**t, there.

[Xero Kings]

StupidDream

Xero Kings

Bampot

Saw New Moon with a fellow anti this last weekend. It was one of the best movie experiences of my life if you actually cut out the movie. The girls next to us were Team Edward and they yelled inappropriate things whenever Lautner would come on the screen. Another fantard told them that she would get them kicked out if they kept it up. It's so interesting to see Twihards in their own environment. My friend and I just made subtle comments to each other and pretty much ruined it for the people around us with our laughter.

I say let them have their fun. Trekkies with Star Trek, otakus with anime, and fans (whatever you call them) with Harry Potter is just like Twitards. Everyone needs to be a fan of something. Just...keep the moms out of this one. (Jacob is sixteen and you're asking for a rewind on when he takes his shirt off? Ugh! mad )

Yeah, that is some creepy s**t, there.

And the sad part about it? It actually happened. I saw the movie the day it came out, and when he took his shirt off, this woman behind us actually said "Okay, rewind on that part, please," all perverted like. At first, you think it's funny, but then when you think about the age difference between the characters and the actual people, you tend to freak about it.

... neutral God help these people.

[Animus Inanis]

The Lazer Collection 3 has a rather disturbing clip that makes fun of Twilight. Not going to post the link becuase you have to wade through about 4 minutes of rather bad jokes to get to that one part. YouTube it if you're curious. Meh.

[Xero Kings]

This song's gonna be on the soundtrack for the fourth book. (Nyuck-nyuck-nyuck!)

[Xero Kings]

Also, in the commentary, they said that there was an anime to be on the series. I'm...actually looking forward to seeing that.

[Animus Inanis]

Xero Kings

Also, in the commentary, they said that there was an anime to be on the series. I'm...actually looking forward to seeing that.

If I'm reading that right...imagining an anime of Twilight makes me facepalm. There are soooo many bad anime out there that I doubt it will ever be noticed, though. It'll join the ranks! Ahhh!

[Makoto Tsuru]

Xero Kings

Also, in the commentary, they said that there was an anime to be on the series. I'm...actually looking forward to seeing that.

Been debunked AGES AGO. XD It was only rumors the director of the first movie started because she was aching to stir s**t up.

[Baltic State Lithuania]

My friend had fun tearing apart the movie in theaters and parodying it.

[Animus Inanis]

Makoto Tsuru

Xero Kings

Also, in the commentary, they said that there was an anime to be on the series. I'm...actually looking forward to seeing that.

Been debunked AGES AGO. XD It was only rumors the director of the first movie started because she was aching to stir s**t up.

Lot of good that did her--they fired her a**. Not like their current director is any better from what I've been hearing.