Anyone else can't stand Twilight? v.4

[A Butterflies Passing]

Makothecrane34

Lucy the Vampire

Definitely, kays, another debate! Question! Thingy...

The Cullen's "Superpowers"
I think it's stupid, the moment a vamp book mentions teleporting vamp who have telekinesis, I close it.

Thoughts?

They stole their powers from the X-Men. Seriously, the Cullens' sparkly skin stole th from Emma Frost!

THAT'S WHAT IT WAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"...skin sparkled light thousands of diamonds encrusted into his skin..."
NOW I know where that came from..! I kept forgetting it! I thought it was a book. But you're right!

@Lucy: Awesome!! I've never heard of that before, but I like it xD Yeah, I just assumed that based on the situation vamps are in. That's why all of my characters in my novel are highely intelligent, for, when youthink about it, doesn't it take a well-developed species to survive on blood, and, therefore, an intelligent one?


@Everyone: I hasta go, but I'll see ya'll tomorrow ^-^

[shogie148]

ok heres the thing: all the books are completly laid out and completly predictable, at least to me. girl meets guy who sucks animal blood..(major turn on, yea right) next she gets dumped. o boo hoo. i think the books are just well..dumb.

[Makoto Tsuru]

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And this Bella character isn't interesting enough to be the narrator of her own book. She has nothing interesting or intelligent to say. I can listen to boring and horny teenage girls talk at school, thank you very freaking much. I've been trying to hold it in and I feel slightly better. That series and all who talk about how much they like it make me want to rip out my own uterus.

Bella is so bland and uninteresting, like you said. Why do most Twitards want to be her? Oh because they want Sparkledick and Wolf-boy.

[anhkat497]

Makothecrane34

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And this Bella character isn't interesting enough to be the narrator of her own book. She has nothing interesting or intelligent to say. I can listen to boring and horny teenage girls talk at school, thank you very freaking much. I've been trying to hold it in and I feel slightly better. That series and all who talk about how much they like it make me want to rip out my own uterus.

Bella is so bland and uninteresting, like you said. Why do most Twitards want to be her? Oh because they want Sparkledick and Wolf-boy.

Also because their life get's handed to them on a silver failed platter

[TheChaotic1]

PricelessPumpkinPrincess

Makothecrane34

Lucy the Vampire

Definitely, kays, another debate! Question! Thingy...

The Cullen's "Superpowers"
I think it's stupid, the moment a vamp book mentions teleporting vamp who have telekinesis, I close it.

Thoughts?

They stole their powers from the X-Men. Seriously, the Cullens' sparkly skin stole th from Emma Frost!

THAT'S WHAT IT WAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"...skin sparkled light thousands of diamonds encrusted into his skin..."
NOW I know where that came from..! I kept forgetting it! I thought it was a book. But you're right!

@Lucy: Awesome!! I've never heard of that before, but I like it xD Yeah, I just assumed that based on the situation vamps are in. That's why all of my characters in my novel are highely intelligent, for, when youthink about it, doesn't it take a well-developed species to survive on blood, and, therefore, an intelligent one?


@Everyone: I hasta go, but I'll see ya'll tomorrow ^-^

no, survival does not depend on intelligence, my example, the turkey, known to sometimes drown in the rain

[PrimidZelda]

TheChaotic1

PricelessPumpkinPrincess

Makothecrane34

Lucy the Vampire

Definitely, kays, another debate! Question! Thingy...

The Cullen's "Superpowers"
I think it's stupid, the moment a vamp book mentions teleporting vamp who have telekinesis, I close it.

Thoughts?

They stole their powers from the X-Men. Seriously, the Cullens' sparkly skin stole th from Emma Frost!

THAT'S WHAT IT WAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"...skin sparkled light thousands of diamonds encrusted into his skin..."
NOW I know where that came from..! I kept forgetting it! I thought it was a book. But you're right!

@Lucy: Awesome!! I've never heard of that before, but I like it xD Yeah, I just assumed that based on the situation vamps are in. That's why all of my characters in my novel are highely intelligent, for, when youthink about it, doesn't it take a well-developed species to survive on blood, and, therefore, an intelligent one?


@Everyone: I hasta go, but I'll see ya'll tomorrow ^-^

no, survival does not depend on intelligence, my example, the turkey, known to sometimes drown in the rain

Weird, I like the idea of urban vampires surviving. it seems so much more challenging, Peeps is an awesome vamp book like that, but gross (parasites, heheh)

Oh my gosh! Emma Frost was ripped off!

Emma

Edward

[Animus Inanis]

I think this needs pointed out:

"'...a thousand diamonds encrusted into his skin...'" is bad grammar. If something is 'encrusted' it means that it's covered with a dried substance. Something can't be 'encrusted into' because 'encrusted' implies being on the surface rather than in whatever surface. The proper verb would be 'embedded.'

Sorry, the writing tutor in me flared up.

On another note:

vonnsilva

My god, what an atrocious mess! I major in Creative Writing at a performing arts school. Do you know how freaking hard I work to make my stories good?! Writing may not be as "cool" as playing an instrument or acting in theater, but it it still an art form and I take pride in it, dammit. Whenever I trash Twilight people tell me, "I'd like to see you write something better" to which I reply "FINE! GIVE ME TEN GODDAMN MINUTES!" All it is is a flowery pubescent masturbatory aid. Stephanie Meyer is a talentless hack who was made a star by a million brainless and horny teenage girls! Even the Harry Potter series had better writing. And this Bella character isn't interesting enough to be the narrator of her own book. She has nothing interesting or intelligent to say. I can listen to boring and horny teenage girls talk at school, thank you very freaking much. I've been trying to hold it in and I feel slightly better. That series and all who talk about how much they like it make me want to rip out my own uterus.

^I love you....so much. That needed to be mentioned by someone other than me! (I'm attempting a creative writing minor...and my Fiction Writing professor is EXTREMELY PICKY, so even I could do something better than SMeyer in less than 10 minutes!)

[jesykah041]

TWILIGHT! scream
I just don't get what is with all the teenage girls, not to mention sometimes middle aged women, and the twilight series. At my work for example, all of the girls are absolutley obssessed with Edward and I just think they're all completley bonkers!

[Viral Kira]

This may have already been mentioned.

But the Twilight series just seems like a bad fanfic that got published. My co-worker had the book and I skimmed through it and it was just... terrible. And what Vonnsilva said, she had nothing interesting to say.

[YaoiLover 101 4eva]

wow...Twilight made no sense to me..thinking back, i never really liked the book, and vampires that sparkle..? i mean come on, make it something more beilivable than that rolleyes i think vampire knight was better than twilight. when i read twilight, mi eyes were burning from the details of vampires burning_eyes

[Animus Inanis]

YaoiLover 101 4eva

wow...Twilight made no sense to me..thinking back, i never really liked the book, and vampires that sparkle..? i mean come on, make it something more beilivable than that rolleyes i think vampire knight was better than twilight. when i read twilight, mi eyes were burning from the details of vampires burning_eyes

Yay! Someone else who noticed that all Bella ever mentioned was how 'perfect' Edbob was!

[Reniefuwa]

vonnsilva

My god, what an atrocious mess! I major in Creative Writing at a performing arts school. Do you know how freaking hard I work to make my stories good?! Writing may not be as "cool" as playing an instrument or acting in theater, but it it still an art form and I take pride in it, dammit. Whenever I trash Twilight people tell me, "I'd like to see you write something better" to which I reply "FINE! GIVE ME TEN GODDAMN MINUTES!" All it is is a flowery pubescent masturbatory aid. Stephanie Meyer is a talentless hack who was made a star by a million brainless and horny teenage girls! Even the Harry Potter series had better writing. And this Bella character isn't interesting enough to be the narrator of her own book. She has nothing interesting or intelligent to say. I can listen to boring and horny teenage girls talk at school, thank you very freaking much. I've been trying to hold it in and I feel slightly better. That series and all who talk about how much they like it make me want to rip out my own uterus.

Hey, what do you mean "even"? Harry Potter is the antithesis to Twilight (or maybe the other way around). Rowling spent 5 years developing the world of Harry Potter and its characters; Smeyer pecked out her wet dream in 6 months, and we see where that got her (loads of fail, and total disregard for continuity).

[vampiLIKEbambi]

r u steel posting aboot Twitlight? get a lift exclaim

[Makoto Tsuru]

vampiLIKEbambi

r u steel posting aboot Twitlight? get a lift exclaim

Alright, you had your fun. Please stop trolling us because it's getting very annoying.

[DerShtinktier]

Twilight, destroying the gothic novel genre one teenager at a time.