Anyone else can't stand Twilight? v.4

What are you: anti? neutral? fan?

An anti	56.3%	[ 3287 ]
Neutral	25.3%	[ 1479 ]
A fan	7.9%	[ 459 ]
EDWARD'S SO HAWT!!!1!1apple	2.9%	[ 172 ]
Poll whore~	7.6%	[ 441 ]
Total Votes:			[ 5838 ]

[Alberic of Krufton]

1000th page celebration? Sounds like fun.

I'll bring bat-shaped cookies and gift bags with stakes and garlic.

[GothSpirit]

Alberic of Krufton

1000th page celebration? Sounds like fun.

I'll bring bat-shaped cookies and gift bags with stakes and garlic.

Do that and I will bring Monk's hood and a cake shaped like a wolf.

[linda1796]

I've got our vampire crumpets and werewolf tea!

*remember?*

[Makoto Tsuru]

Alicya6Worthington

I hate Twilight with a passion. I liked the book, but I absolutely hated the movie. And at my school, for orchestra, out director is making us play Bella's Lullaby. I play percussion and I literally fell asleep. The song is boring, it's kind of a stupid choice, and when she handed out the piece, half the class actually walked out. Yes, I was one of them who walked out.

...What? Seriously? My director was an a**, but he wasn't sadistic like that. And I'm glad that half the class had enough sense to walk the ******** outta there. I mean, why make kids play music that literally lull them asleep?

[GothSpirit]

Makothecrane34

Alicya6Worthington

I hate Twilight with a passion. I liked the book, but I absolutely hated the movie. And at my school, for orchestra, out director is making us play Bella's Lullaby. I play percussion and I literally fell asleep. The song is boring, it's kind of a stupid choice, and when she handed out the piece, half the class actually walked out. Yes, I was one of them who walked out.

...What? Seriously? My director was an a**, but he wasn't sadistic like that. And I'm glad that half the class had enough sense to walk the ******** outta there. I mean, why make kids play music that literally lull them asleep?

My former directer wouldn't do that. Unfortunately the drum major would suggest and demand a Twilight themed marching band.

[a horrible monster]

1LitreofTears_Sakura

Has anyone read this before? It's a rather lengthy rant on why Twilight sucks. xD

this makes some good points (in a really entertaining way), but i think it's a little ironic that she mocks meyer for "not doing any research about her subject" when she herself is going on a very impassioned rant about a series she "tried to read the first book" of.

[Reniefuwa]

linda1796

I've got our vampire crumpets and werewolf tea!

*remember?*

Ha ha! I remember! Very good old chap...*sip*

[Ren LehCrow]

congradulations betches! u maid it 2 1000 pages. scream stupit h8erz!

[Nexus_Genesis]

vampiLIKEbambi

congradulations betches! u maid it 2 1000 pages. scream stupit h8erz!

Hey, remember this kid?

[Shader-san]

Happy 1000 pages. ^^

[TempusBliss]

rolleyes

Remember: Don't feed the trolls.

[RenkonNairu]

Congrats on 1000 posts.
I wonder if we'll get to Over 9000!! before the fad runs down and we can finally have some peace.

[anhkat497]

Is it sad that a kid I was babysitting is reading the series and she's only in 4th grade?

[RenkonNairu]

Yes, anhkat, that is sad (in more ways then one).

* Sad that such a young child, at such an impressionable age is being exposed to such crap.
* Sad that the book is so pathetically written that, to spite the fact the Meyer originally wanted to market it to adults and it was published for older teens, a fourth grader is reading it.
* Sad that she and her peers probably think of it as a "big book" and that they're special for reading it.

[SimpleAForApple]

vampiLIKEbambi

Congrats for reaching a thousand pages, I'll now go sulk in my pathetic little corner to reflect my poor grammar and defense of Twitlight.

Fix'd.
Anyways, yay! 1000 pages of on/off topic, woohoo!