Anyone else can't stand Twilight? v.4

What are you: anti? neutral? fan?

An anti	56.2%	[ 3219 ]
Neutral	25.2%	[ 1445 ]
A fan	8.0%	[ 456 ]
EDWARD'S SO HAWT!!!1!1apple	3.0%	[ 171 ]
Poll whore~	7.6%	[ 436 ]
Total Votes:			[ 5727 ]

[Javier Cross]

x3KurokawaAkirax3

What's pathetic about those devout fans is that their single line of defense against us antis is:
"But he loves her, you don't know what true love is!"
It's really pathetic. Great, now I feel like kicking Bella in the a** and castrate Eddie-kins. That's right! Let's castrate both of them, then those insane TwiTards.

Could i grab Moroi-Blessed Magic Stakes, so you could use it on all of them?

[RenkonNairu]

I hate going into the Supernatural forum now. Everything is vampires and werewolves and over half of those vampire and werewolf topics are just gushing over Edward and Jacob. I am kinda hating Gaia at the moment.

[Javier Cross]

RenkonNairu

I hate going into the Supernatural forum now. Everything is vampires and werewolves and over half of those vampire and werewolf topics are just gushing over Edward and Jacob. I am kinda hating Gaia at the moment.

Could i give you a Moroi-Magic Blessed Stake, or a Moroi-Blessed Magical Sword, and see if it helps?

[RenkonNairu]

I don't think items from a different universe will have much of an effect.

[Javier Cross]

But it could be worth giving a shot, considering that we could use more weapons from other galaxies, perhaps other planes of reality, and see if they can help.

Besides, i figured a Magical Sword like the Seraph Blades or the Celestial Bronze Swords, or even the Sword of Godric Gryffindor or Eirias, the sword from The Dark Is Rising novels, could be able to help us in fighting this mess.

[Makoto Tsuru]

RenkonNairu

I hate going into the Supernatural forum now. Everything is vampires and werewolves and over half of those vampire and werewolf topics are just gushing over Edward and Jacob. I am kinda hating Gaia at the moment.

Ah, don't worry, love. Less spam for our forum, that's the good thing!

@Javier: Stay on Twilight...Nothing else. Have you even READ the series?

[RenkonNairu]

I know, Mako. And I'm happy for the books forum. But at the same time I'd kinda like to talk about the supernatural (in general) without all these annoying tards popping in and screaming that Edward and/or Jacob is the best.

What really gets me is when they "correct" other people's vampire lore. Since when did Twilight become the absolute text on vampires? Since when did Meyer become the absolute authority on vampires?

I don't even like vampires and it bothers me!

[Javier Cross]

I did read the series, and i still want to beat up Edward with a very durable baseball bat in New Moon, before he gets the chance to speak with Bella, and then after that, i'll let him talk to Bella, if it were up to me.

[linda1796]

Trysse

Aurora Crystal Aura

What would happen if they get struck by lightning?

They become even more sparkly.

On a happy note, there's a radio station out where I live called JACK that doesn't actually have DJs (they just play short snippets of people talking every few songs -- I think it's messages left by callers, but it could just be set up to sound like that). I've heard an amazing one a few times lately:

"Edward? (echo: "Edward?" ) Jacob? Team JACK!"

JACK FM? Yeah, they have that in my area, too.

[Makoto Tsuru]

RenkonNairu

I know, Mako. And I'm happy for the books forum. But at the same time I'd kinda like to talk about the supernatural (in general) without all these annoying tards popping in and screaming that Edward and/or Jacob is the best.

What really gets me is when they "correct" other people's vampire lore. Since when did Twilight become the absolute text on vampires? Since when did Meyer become the absolute authority on vampires?

I don't even like vampires and it bothers me!

Don't worry, dear. A good 50% out of the Twilight fandom have never ever read an actual vampire book, so of course, they'll say, "OMG, vampires aren't like that! They're sparkly and sensitive!" But most people with a brain know that vampires aren't sparkly and sensitive.

[Makoto Tsuru]

Javier Cross

I did read the series, and i still want to beat up Edward with a very durable baseball bat in New Moon, before he gets the chance to speak with Bella, and then after that, i'll let him talk to Bella, if it were up to me.

...Do you have any valid, REASONABLE reasons to dislike it? And not that you want to beat the characters up with a bat, but actual reasons.

[Kurokashi-san]

Makothecrane34

Javier Cross

I did read the series, and i still want to beat up Edward with a very durable baseball bat in New Moon, before he gets the chance to speak with Bella, and then after that, i'll let him talk to Bella, if it were up to me.

...Do you have any valid, REASONABLE reasons to dislike it? And not that you want to beat the characters up with a bat, but actual reasons.

I have very valid reasons the book is full of bad grammar and spelling mistakes. Despite what Twitards think it is not a love story and vampires DO NOT SPARKLE! Stephenie Meyers admited she knows nothing about vampires Twilight is only the delusional wet dream of a bored house wife.

[Makoto Tsuru]

Kurokashi-san

Makothecrane34

Javier Cross

I did read the series, and i still want to beat up Edward with a very durable baseball bat in New Moon, before he gets the chance to speak with Bella, and then after that, i'll let him talk to Bella, if it were up to me.

...Do you have any valid, REASONABLE reasons to dislike it? And not that you want to beat the characters up with a bat, but actual reasons.

I have very valid reasons the book is full of bad grammar and spelling mistakes. Despite what Twitards think it is not a love story and vampires DO NOT SPARKLE! Stephenie Meyers admited she knows nothing about vampires Twilight is only the delusional wet dream of a bored house wife.

Ah, now, now. Vampire lore has never been consistent so each author has their right to put a spin on the original lore. But on the grammar mistakes, what kind of editor did she have?!

[Kurokashi-san]

My problem is she is portraying vampires as something they are not. Vampires are rapist plain and simple they are the truest form of the word monster.

[Nexus_Genesis]

Makothecrane34

Kurokashi-san

Makothecrane34

Javier Cross

I did read the series, and i still want to beat up Edward with a very durable baseball bat in New Moon, before he gets the chance to speak with Bella, and then after that, i'll let him talk to Bella, if it were up to me.

...Do you have any valid, REASONABLE reasons to dislike it? And not that you want to beat the characters up with a bat, but actual reasons.

I have very valid reasons the book is full of bad grammar and spelling mistakes. Despite what Twitards think it is not a love story and vampires DO NOT SPARKLE! Stephenie Meyers admited she knows nothing about vampires Twilight is only the delusional wet dream of a bored house wife.

Ah, now, now. Vampire lore has never been consistent so each author has their right to put a spin on the original lore. But on the grammar mistakes, what kind of editor did she have?!

Either she self-edited, or her friend, who by the way also published Meyer's book out of pity, edited it for her.