Anyone Can't Stand HoN?

Where do you stand on Redbird?

Zoey is awesome!!!	15.3%	[ 41 ]
Redbird is bi, blast it!	3.4%	[ 9 ]
Redbird is a God-Mode Sue who must fry and die!	26.5%	[ 71 ]
Who is Redbird?	36.9%	[ 99 ]
Other	17.9%	[ 48 ]
Total Votes:			[ 268 ]

[Javier Cross]

Aachren

I'd be okay with magical jeans that just make look 20 pounds thinner...they don't even have to make me fight better.

Sadly, Zoey doesn't even need magical jeans, but considering that she doesn't seem to keep her pants on...

I don't know...if you were in a life-or-death situation, such a capability could come in handy in the long run, no?

Redbird is better off wearing such jeans, because if not, she may as well just carry a sign that she's bi, and get it over with.

Alright, maybe that last part is wishful mercy thinking, on my part, but someone has to try to brighten things up a little, right?
(even if my methods are to be questioned!)

We need to be punny with how to resolve the issues in HoN, so let the puns rip, guys and ghouls, agreed?

[Aachren]

Javier Cross

I don't know...if you were in a life-or-death situation, such a capability could come in handy in the long run, no?

Redbird is better off wearing such jeans, because if not, she may as well just carry a sign that she's bi, and get it over with.

Alright, maybe that last part is wishful mercy thinking, on my part, but someone has to try to brighten things up a little, right?
(even if my methods are to be questioned!)

We need to be punny with how to resolve the issues in HoN, so let the puns rip, guys and ghouls, agreed?

I wouldn't say no to a boost in the fighting department...I just don't require it.

Why does she need to be bi?! She has warped enough boys in the series, let her keep her hands off the girls!

I like puns.

[Javier Cross]

Lieriel Moon-Shade

Reniefuwa

Dandy Highwaymen

I was like, DUDE, YOU'RE LIKE 1/16TH CHEROKEE I DON'T EVEN GIVE A ******** WHAT.

That's not even enough to be acknowledged by the US government for benefits, is it? Or maybe it's right on the edge? Like, any offspring of hers wouldn't be eligible? Idk, either way, it's nothing to brag about, seriously.

The people that talk about that ALL the time are the type of people that basically say "nah nah look what I got and you dont." to give an example.
I think you only 1/16th for a scholar ship, but the deal is...you have to PROVE it. My friend tells me she has the same amount and every time she does I tell her to prove it and go to the government. she doesn't. Even if she says she can. The deal is if you can PROVE that you are 'this' then you can get benefits. So kinda like how you have to get a drivers license to drive.
As a matter of fact i might be a fourth of something, god only knows though because my grandpa never knew whom is father is. His mother and his Aunt took it to their graves. We have hired a cheep Private Detective he could only tell us the likely candidates for his father. We figure that he was either married or something that she was ashamed of being with.

So you're about to have it find out further about your genealogy, right, Lieriel?

So in the meantime, does Nightwolf count as a proper and sympathetic badarse, in that case?

[NightfallDuet]

Aachren

I'd be okay with magical jeans that just make me look 20 pounds thinner...they don't even have to make me fight better.

Sadly, Zoey doesn't even need magical jeans, but considering that she doesn't seem to keep her pants on...

She's a whore, that's all there is to it. :/

I was on the HON site and I just had to gag at all of the pictures they've chosen for some of the characters. Do they all have to look like Super models? Really? (shakes head)

[Lady Mirror]

I actually like a few of the characters from HoN. Especially Damien. Her friends can be pretty cool, as far as characters go. She has some CRAPPY taste in guys, though. xD

[xAliceJae]

Arghhh. HoN pisses me off, just because I really liked their vampires.
despite the fact, they spell it vampyres. * gags *

spoilers!



If you couldn't get through Marked, essentially, a person's body could "reject" the change and become a different vampire, a bit more stereotypical of vampire mythology, opposed to what the typical ones are like.
I found that bit interesting.



//end spoiler.

Apart from that, Zoey's a ******** whore & I hate her. D:<

[Dandy-tan]

lady mirror

I actually like a few of the characters from HoN. Especially Damien. Her friends can be pretty cool, as far as characters go. She has some CRAPPY taste in guys, though. xD

I couldn't bring myself to like ANYONE. They're all annoying little pricks that are cliche card-board cut outs and walking stereotypes. There's not a single strand of originality in any of them. You got Stereotypical Gay Guy and Cliche Black Chick and The Common Hick among with a few other staples in YA bullshit.

The only character that was almost remotely likable was Aphrodite, and she got on my nerves too.

[Aachren]

DelicateMisery

Aachren

I'd be okay with magical jeans that just make me look 20 pounds thinner...they don't even have to make me fight better.

Sadly, Zoey doesn't even need magical jeans, but considering that she doesn't seem to keep her pants on...

She's a whore, that's all there is to it. :/

I was on the HON site and I just had to gag at all of the pictures they've chosen for some of the characters. Do they all have to look like Super models? Really? (shakes head)

Ain't she just!

Umm, you didn't know that only supermodels are pretty?

You can tattoo yourself on the site!

[Javier Cross]

So what further content can we add here, so we can ensure that the ship continues to float well, guys and ghouls?

So was Aphrodite fond of any of the other girls, in that particular manner, even though its not so clarified on her namesake?

[NightfallDuet]

Aachren

DelicateMisery

Aachren

I'd be okay with magical jeans that just make me look 20 pounds thinner...they don't even have to make me fight better.

Sadly, Zoey doesn't even need magical jeans, but considering that she doesn't seem to keep her pants on...

She's a whore, that's all there is to it. :/

I was on the HON site and I just had to gag at all of the pictures they've chosen for some of the characters. Do they all have to look like Super models? Really? (shakes head)

Ain't she just!

Umm, you didn't know that only supermodels are pretty?

You can tattoo yourself on the site!

Oh, I heard that they are very pretty. So pretty, in fact, they could be vampires too! (XD)

As from reading only a part of the book and reading a sporking (yes there's a sporking of it), I think it's safe to say that this series sucks to no end and that there's no point in reading it---by any means necessary.

[Javier Cross]

We may need more people to be added on here, so what say you all if we can continue this thread to see if it goes to somewhere decent?

[Aachren]

DelicateMisery

Oh, I heard that they are very pretty. So pretty, in fact, they could be vampires too! (XD)

As from reading only a part of the book and reading a sporking (yes there's a sporking of it), I think it's safe to say that this series sucks to no end and that there's no point in reading it---by any means necessary.

Ahaha, yes, exactly!

Wow...where is the sporking?

[Dandy-tan]

******** kids.

Usually in school, we have to take a novel to read during these random reading drills. Now, since most of the kids bring like, Baby Sitter's Club books, my English teacher told us to read more age appropriate novels. She asked for some suggestions on what we should read together in class, and tons of PEOPLE ACTUALLY ******** SAID HOUSE OF s**t.

I was like, Oh Gooooood.

Thankfully, the teacher could already tell from observing the shitty books that students bring into class that they're no good, and assigned us books instead.

[Zlae]

Oh, thank ******** God. Thank you for putting this thread up. I'm so happy I could struggle not to throw Marked into the rubbish bin, but that takes too much effort, and I don't want to have to decontaminate my bin.

Cockroaches are cleaner than HoN.

[NightfallDuet]

Aachren

DelicateMisery

Oh, I heard that they are very pretty. So pretty, in fact, they could be vampires too! (XD)

As from reading only a part of the book and reading a sporking (yes there's a sporking of it), I think it's safe to say that this series sucks to no end and that there's no point in reading it---by any means necessary.

Ahaha, yes, exactly!

Wow...where is the sporking?

This is where I shall direct you here, my dear.

Enjoy. Enjoy. *bows* I wish I had the time to do a sporking. gonk IT TAKES SO MUCH TIME AND EFFORT! SERIOUSLY!