❈ Funtom Bed & Breakfast ❈ [ SEE FIRST PAGE | OPEN! ]

[Naughty Little Fox]

tab Looking over the new building, the butler let a smile creep across his visage. It had been a long day, and it was about to get even longer. Everything was finished to a sort of perfection that he esteemed himself to achieve, and he was pleased with the results. Once inside again, he proceeded to go over every room, making sure that things were ready and in place. He would not allow even one speck of dust to remain as he scoured over the place checking everything twice. Once he was satisfied, he made his way to the main entrance. Standing at the door, he unlocked it and pulled it open to let potential customers inside.

"My, it appears already there are people waiting at the door." He mused. "Do come in." The butler bent at the middle in a gratuitous bow, complete with the gesture of one hand over the chest and the other behind the back. He then straightened up and motioned to those waiting, inviting them to come inside.

( And with that, we are open! )

[Andaateika]

Would you mind if I killed you?
Would you mind if I tried to?
'Cause you have turned into my worst enemy
You carry hate that I don't feel
It's over now, what have you done?

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[ My spot! ]


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[Crimson Tainted Chainsaw]

[ -Touches thread- My germs~! ]

[Claude Faustus]

(( *lands on a belly flop*))

[A Demon and a Butler]

{{ -belly flops on Claude's belly flop- }}

[Puff Batty Luv]

{ lmao you guys... lol -she sits down, giggling slightly- }

[L0rd Vincent Phantomhive]

[ -Gets dragged in unceremoniously by the demons- stare ]

[That Scarlet Reaper]

((Good job, Seabiscuit darling. Seeing as I only lurked in the shadows previously, I've come out into the light of day to say hello. ~leaves a lipstick stain upon new thread~))

[Super Clingy Girl]

after seeing the closed for good sigh on the previous BNB grell walks into the NEW BNB you really need to stop switching on me dollface he says to sebastian.

[Andaateika]

[ He switched for a good reason, Trinity. Look at the list of managers. ]

[Andaateika]

Trinity Grell

after seeing the closed for good sigh on the previous BNB grell walks into the NEW BNB you really need to stop switching on me dollface he says to sebastian.

[ I'm bored. Make me laugh. ]

[Super Clingy Girl]

Andaateika

Trinity Grell

after seeing the closed for good sigh on the previous BNB grell walks into the NEW BNB you really need to stop switching on me dollface he says to sebastian.

[ I'm bored. Make me laugh. ]

((okay there once was a man who had a frying pan.... idk where i'm going with this.... *sigh* maybe some slapshtick? *plays benny hill and runs around like a idiot till hits a wall*))

[Andaateika]

Trinity Grell

Andaateika

Trinity Grell

after seeing the closed for good sigh on the previous BNB grell walks into the NEW BNB you really need to stop switching on me dollface he says to sebastian.

[ I'm bored. Make me laugh. ]

((okay there once was a man who had a frying pan.... idk where i'm going with this.... *sigh* maybe some slapshtick? *plays benny hill and runs around like a idiot till hits a wall*))

[ Nope. Didn't even chuckle. ]

[That Scarlet Reaper]

Andaateika

Trinity Grell

Andaateika

Trinity Grell

after seeing the closed for good sigh on the previous BNB grell walks into the NEW BNB you really need to stop switching on me dollface he says to sebastian.

[ I'm bored. Make me laugh. ]

((okay there once was a man who had a frying pan.... idk where i'm going with this.... *sigh* maybe some slapshtick? *plays benny hill and runs around like a idiot till hits a wall*))

[ Nope. Didn't even chuckle. ]

((How about this?

A boy played in the sandbox with no one to mind him,
When quietly a mixing truck pulled up behind him.
He peeped not a peep, cried out nary a cry —
Just his sandals stuck out when the concrete was dry.

Not very effective, no doubt, but hey. ~shrug~))