My first prom was a total bust.
A week before I had shaved my head into a mohawk and proclaimed I was not going to prom. Then my sister came home and said oh yes yes you are.
She then co horsed my mother into buying a Sleek black dress with beaded straps, sparkely strappy heels and hair extensions. My sister then strapped me down, dyed my beautiful pink mohawk, Brown...
at least thats what it said on the dye box
it actully turned out a disgusting orange/red color.
She then glued theses itchy extentions in. and tried to blend it in as best as possible. My boyfriend at the time, showed up, with a ice blue short mohawk and a baggy not ironed suit. My sister was pissed and ironed his suit for him.
We went, we didnt dance becuse all they played was butt rock, and very trashy rap music like "its hawt in hur, take off all ya'll clothes" and whatever s**t.
Tickets were 120 dollars each, and prom photos were 300 dollars for the cheapest package.
We left early, and were pulled over by the cops and had to take a breathizer.
Next year, i didnt GO to prom. All of my friends and I went to a greek festival. Imediately upon arriving, old ladys shoved food in our hands, and small children showed us how to dance in the greek way. We spend the night dancing hand in hand with wrinkley old people who didnt speak english and screaming "HOPPAH" at the top of our lungs.
cost me nothing, and had so much fun!