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What's with all the bikini theft around here? So weird.
Topless tanning and mermaids. The humans buy suits and ditch the tops to tan and the mermaids ditch their bottoms because they don't need them, and hormone ridden boys snatch up both in fits of kleptomania.


Quite a logical explanation. Thank you miss.
Maybe there's a boys school near the beach. ninja Explains the Dean, too.


Oh...that would make sense. I was wondering why that dude was here yelling detention at people.
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He should be friend with mermaid!!
Mermaids are the only ones who could save him if Mr Chompy tries to love him a little too much xd

yeah but he needs to learn not to provoke the mermaids in the first place.
I think that's a lot to ask him... looks like he can't stop himself xD
yeah but i'm to the point I just want to make Dean suffer in the ocean.
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Yo, so last night I'm just walkin' along the beach after a good surf and this guy, like, approaches me while carryin' this large box. This was one shady-looking dude. He was like, "Man, I am so busted! Dude, you have to help me!" I wasn't sure if I wanted to help him but I had to know what was in that box, you know?

Turns out this guy had raided the drawers of a bunch of chicks who're stayin' out on the beach, and the box was full of bikinis! The girls found out and were chasing him down. He was like, "you have to help me get rid of these, man! My mom can't find out that I did this!" He dropped the box at my feet and ran off.

So like, I took the box home and fell asleep. I woke up and realized that I'd been missin' a party and here I am. Now I just need to offload these bikinis before, like, I get in trouble... Just don't let the dean know how I got these, okay?


"Detective Roderick here. I'd like for you to give me a description of the man who had this box last, kid. Police business."
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Yo, who nabbed my swim suit! I demand to know! gonk
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diet otaku

*holds up sign*

"heeeey, you ever partied with a mermaid-turned-mute-human-posing-as-a-shark before?" wink


rofl That's hilarious~ How many people have you scared so far?
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He should be friend with mermaid!!
Mermaids are the only ones who could save him if Mr Chompy tries to love him a little too much xd

yeah but he needs to learn not to provoke the mermaids in the first place.
I think that's a lot to ask him... looks like he can't stop himself xD
yeah but i'm to the point I just want to make Dean suffer in the ocean.
Take him to Mr Chompy then he might even reward you with some bikinis!
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What's with all the bikini theft around here? So weird.

Dunno. But if I find the perpetrators, I WILL eat them. *dark, shark toothed grin*


Sounds like a good punishment to me.

Meh, if they are humans, they can be a bit stringy, but if the mers are perpetrating this crime...well that's a tastier treat all around! No...uh...no offense. sweatdrop


s'okay. I'm not a real mer anyway. Just a demon with some minor shape shifting capabilities.
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Mermaids. It's always mermaids. rofl
Gasp, is it?! The only one I've seen was really shy though . . .
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YOU GONNA GIT CHOMPED
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I am a pretty girl <3 And uh I am getting attacked by sharks ahhh!

Oh dear, those poor sharklings...*catches up the baby sharks before they can bite her and releases the wee ones back into the water, leading them out past the breakwater where they can feed safely away from the humans. Comes back ashore and smiles sheepishly at the young lady* Sorry about my seafaring brethren's offspring. Still learning manners, the little ones are. Are you okay? They didn't hurt you?
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I am a pretty girl <3 And uh I am getting attacked by sharks ahhh!
Bat-shark repellant to the rescue!
Sprays repellant everywhere. "Can you swim, Miss, or do you need help getting to shore?"
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He should be friend with mermaid!!
Mermaids are the only ones who could save him if Mr Chompy tries to love him a little too much xd

yeah but he needs to learn not to provoke the mermaids in the first place.
I think that's a lot to ask him... looks like he can't stop himself xD
yeah but i'm to the point I just want to make Dean suffer in the ocean.
Take him to Mr Chompy then he might even reward you with some bikinis!

nah, I would drown him before giving him to that pest that hurts me.
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Okay while I was getting changed I noticed my Pink Checkered Kerchief Bikini Top was missing.

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