What's with all the bikini theft around here? So weird.
Topless tanning and mermaids. The humans buy suits and ditch the tops to tan and the mermaids ditch their bottoms because they don't need them, and hormone ridden boys snatch up both in fits of kleptomania.
Quite a logical explanation. Thank you miss.
Maybe there's a boys school near the beach. ninja Explains the Dean, too.
Oh...that would make sense. I was wondering why that dude was here yelling detention at people.
Yo, so last night I'm just walkin' along the beach after a good surf and this guy, like, approaches me while carryin' this large box. This was one shady-looking dude. He was like, "Man, I am so busted! Dude, you have to help me!" I wasn't sure if I wanted to help him but I had to know what was in that box, you know?
Turns out this guy had raided the drawers of a bunch of chicks who're stayin' out on the beach, and the box was full of bikinis! The girls found out and were chasing him down. He was like, "you have to help me get rid of these, man! My mom can't find out that I did this!" He dropped the box at my feet and ran off.
So like, I took the box home and fell asleep. I woke up and realized that I'd been missin' a party and here I am. Now I just need to offload these bikinis before, like, I get in trouble... Just don't let the dean know how I got these, okay?
"Detective Roderick here. I'd like for you to give me a description of the man who had this box last, kid. Police business."
I am a pretty girl <3 And uh I am getting attacked by sharks ahhh!
Oh dear, those poor sharklings...*catches up the baby sharks before they can bite her and releases the wee ones back into the water, leading them out past the breakwater where they can feed safely away from the humans. Comes back ashore and smiles sheepishly at the young lady* Sorry about my seafaring brethren's offspring. Still learning manners, the little ones are. Are you okay? They didn't hurt you?