Turns out this guy had raided the drawers of a bunch of chicks who're stayin' out on the beach, and the box was full of bikinis! The girls found out and were chasin' him down. He was like, "you have to help me get rid of these, man! My mom can't find out that I did this!" He dropped the box at my feet and ran off.
"Do you always take bikinis from strangers?"
"That's a rather bad habit, if you ask me -- could get you into a lot more trouble than just with the dean."