Yo, so last night I'm just walkin' along the beach after a good surf and this guy, like, approaches me while carryin' this large box. This was one shady-looking dude. He was like, "Man, I am so busted! Dude, you have to help me!" I wasn't sure if I wanted to help him but I had to know what was in that box, you know?
Turns out this guy had raided the drawers of a bunch of chicks who're stayin' out on the beach, and the box was full of bikinis! The girls found out and were chasin' him down. He was like, "you have to help me get rid of these, man! My mom can't find out that I did this!" He dropped the box at my feet and ran off.
So like, I took the box home and fell asleep. I woke up and realized that I'd been missin' a party and here I am. Now I just need to offload these bikinis before, like, I get in trouble... Just don't let the dean know how I got these, okay?
Edit: Whoa! You'll never believe what just happened to me again! So like, I was walkin' back from grabbin' a bite to eat and the same guy comes up to me carryin' another box. I'm like, "bro, get away from me! I'm still tryin' to dispose of the bikinis that you threw at me last night!" But, at the same time, I had to know what was in that box, you know? Before I could say anything else, he drops the box and runs off again.
I open the box and there are all these like, swim trunks inside. I don't think I wanna to know where he got these from...
So dudes and dudettes, if you are missing some swim gear, let me know. If I have it in one of these boxes, I'll be sure to send it your way!
I'm not missing any,but if you have some left,I'll take them.