GAHAHAHAHAHA! I've been in way worse detentions than this! I once had to hold up a 2-ton slab to keep it from crushing me for days on end with no food or water! Sitting around writing lines is nothin'.
*spawns a 2-ton slab on top of you*
I'll be back in a few days. scream
You expect this hall to be standing in a few days if we don't have supervision?
In the distance, the sounds of speakers being set up against the walls of the detention hall can be heard, and the scuttling of what can only be described as 'many things'. Those in the know have hoped for this moment for all of 20 minutes. It's been a long 20 minutes.
Tormenting, even. Also, a little dull. Seriously, like he couldn't spring for decent chairs.
But at last, the music begins:
The sound of a humongous impact shakes the already delicate building, as if to say "Please, denizen of the beach, no more!"
But alas, this creature knows no mercy.
Busting through the wall with mighty force, comes FLUFFY! Destroyer of Tables! And death bringer to deviled eggs! And top the magnificent creature strode the Avatar of Shenanigans!
"OH YEAH!...see, Fluffy, that's how you make a Kool Aid Man joke."
"...Raaaawr."
"Whaddaya mean you don't know who the koolaid man is? I'm from another friggin' planet and -I- know who the koolaid man is! Where have you been, under a rock?!"
"RAWR."
"Oh. Well, I suppose, as a Landshark, you WOULD live under a rock. You have my apologies. Also, get internet, Fluffy, that was disgraceful."
Turning to the masses that have begun to gather, the tiny bunny girl, raises her arms, the last light of day casting a shine on her oh so fluffy ears.
"My friends! Do not stay in darkness! For no man can hope to contain us! Be free!"
As she and the Landshark turn, the bunny rests a hand on the fin of the beast, delaying it's departure.
"But first.... twisted "
As the music rises to a crescendo, the tag team of alien indestructible rabbit and vicious predator of the beach bellow in the twilight, and charge full steam at the other walls, aiming for support beams!
"I shall crush this detention hall just as Megatron crushed Prime!"
"RAAAAWWWWWR!"
The weakened building being the poor substitute that it was, began to give way under the assault of such fiendish shenanigans, and the duo left the building, ready to let it explode without seeing the damage.
Because cool guys don't look at explosions, right?
GAHAHAHAHAHA! I've been in way worse detentions than this! I once had to hold up a 2-ton slab to keep it from crushing me for days on end with no food or water! Sitting around writing lines is nothin'.
*spawns a 2-ton slab on top of you*
I'll be back in a few days. scream
You expect this hall to be standing in a few days if we don't have supervision?
Do not even think about trying to escape detention. That would be violating Penal Code #234-233: No avoiding detention, and would land you in even more detention! scream
What if I scuttle up your pants instead whee
NO! scream
*touches*
I want to be close to your greatness
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I hope you don't mind that my tail is currently setting your cape on fire >w>
My cape is waterproof AND flammable!! Now shoo!! SCRAM!! scream
BUT I CANNOT RESIST
//scuttles s'more up your pants
wait are your pants fireproof?
GO AWAY!! SCUTTLE UP SOMEONE ELSE'S PANTS!! scream *the pants do not get set on fire and are waterproof as well*
GAHAHAHAHAHA! I've been in way worse detentions than this! I once had to hold up a 2-ton slab to keep it from crushing me for days on end with no food or water! Sitting around writing lines is nothin'.
*spawns a 2-ton slab on top of you*
I'll be back in a few days. scream
You expect this hall to be standing in a few days if we don't have supervision?
Hey there... Sir, I found your rule book... I think Mr. Chompy got at it. mrgreen I may or may not have supported him in this effort
My rulebook is right here! Who's copy is that? WHO WAS PLAYING WITH THE SHARK?? scream
It was me sir. redface I... I love Mr. Chompy! He is my greatest friend! heart Please don't hurt him!
No playing with sharks!! To detention with you!! scream
But sir, I'm already in detention!!! cry Mr. Chompy is a good friend! See, these nibble marks are from him! *shows nibble marks on arm*
HE NIBBLES BECAUSE HE CARES, SIR! heartheart
W-whoooa! I feel like you guys want me to drop this slab and crush myself. Gahahaha! Even if the entire hall crumbles, I'll still be holding up this slab! I'm Momo, you know?!