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PynaplGiraffe
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-has 15,000,000 gallons of water piped into the room, making little desk islands-

Everybody up.
Gahahaha! Now I get to support a giant slab with water up to my fundoshi? Dean's actually doing a pretty good job! Gahaha! This is getting interesting now!
Shall I get a few of my workers in here to take care of that slab for you?
No way! My pride wouldn't allow it! If the dean's gonna punish me, I'm gonna take it full force! I'm Momo, and I'm not gonna give up here!
The Dean is nothing but a man-child. I could come up with far worse punishments. Poor guy must not have a proper education.
Gahahaha! That may be true. I mean, I once sat in a pot of oil slowly heated up by a wood fire with a candle floating on a leaf. Even the tiniest of movements would tip the candle over and light me on fire, and I had to stay in it until the candle burnt up! Now that's a punishment!
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Peaceful Sweetheart

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[NPC] Surl E. Dean
If you are here to write lines, there are chalkboards on the far walls and stacks of paper in the cabinets towards the front of the room.


You didn't say what we can and can't write on the chalkboard. twisted

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Slick Spiderbro
[NPC] Surl E. Dean


Do not even think about trying to escape detention. That would be violating Penal Code #234-233: No avoiding detention, and would land you in even more detention! scream

What if I scuttle up your pants instead whee

NO! scream
Rhea Byrne
[NPC] Surl E. Dean
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GAHAHAHAHAHA! I've been in way worse detentions than this! I once had to hold up a 2-ton slab to keep it from crushing me for days on end with no food or water! Sitting around writing lines is nothin'.

*spawns a 2-ton slab on top of you*

I'll be back in a few days. scream


You expect this hall to be standing in a few days if we don't have supervision?

I'm still watching you. ninja
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Dapper Capitalist

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I'd start off by dousing you in lighter fluid and having you hold the match with your teeth, surrounded by motion activated honey-badger cannons that shoot heat-seeking killer fire ants.

All while paper confetti fell from above, just to watch them squirm.

Maybe that's why I'm not Dean in the first place.
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Dean has still failed to take my bazooka away. I am feeling good.
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[NPC] Surl E. Dean

Hey there... Sir, I found your rule book... I think Mr. Chompy got at it. mrgreen
I may or may not have supported him in this effort

My rulebook is right here! Who's copy is that? WHO WAS PLAYING WITH THE SHARK?? scream
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Diamond Girl

PynaplGiraffe
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I'd start off by dousing you in lighter fluid and having you hold the match with your teeth, surrounded by motion activated honey-badger cannons that shoot heat-seeking killer fire ants.

All while paper confetti fell from above, just to watch them squirm.

Maybe that's why I'm not Dean in the first place.
If I didn't have my hands full, I'd clap! That sounds like a divine punishment! Gahahaha!
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[NPC] Surl E. Dean
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[NPC] Surl E. Dean


Do not even think about trying to escape detention. That would be violating Penal Code #234-233: No avoiding detention, and would land you in even more detention! scream

What if I scuttle up your pants instead whee

NO! scream

*touches*

I want to be close to your greatness

er

I hope you don't mind that my tail is currently setting your cape on fire >w>
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Druddigon
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I made it myself from the special coconuts I keep in reactor 13-C! Those ones always taste the best.

and apparently make your crotch glow very bright...
Very bright indeed!

Is that why you arrived here naked? xd

cause the dean doesnt seem to mind nude people in detention.
I'm one of his brightest pupils!

Makes sense just...don't experiment on me. gonk
Maybe. >w>

Oh, are those margaritas!
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[NPC] Surl E. Dean
If you are here to write lines, there are chalkboards on the far walls and stacks of paper in the cabinets towards the front of the room.


You didn't say what we can and can't write on the chalkboard. twisted

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5000 more lines for you!! scream
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[NPC] Surl E. Dean
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[NPC] Surl E. Dean

Hey there... Sir, I found your rule book... I think Mr. Chompy got at it. mrgreen
I may or may not have supported him in this effort

My rulebook is right here! Who's copy is that? WHO WAS PLAYING WITH THE SHARK?? scream

It was me sir. redface I... I love Mr. Chompy! He is my greatest friend! heart Please don't hurt him!
Slick Spiderbro
[NPC] Surl E. Dean
Slick Spiderbro
[NPC] Surl E. Dean


Do not even think about trying to escape detention. That would be violating Penal Code #234-233: No avoiding detention, and would land you in even more detention! scream

What if I scuttle up your pants instead whee

NO! scream

*touches*

I want to be close to your greatness

er

I hope you don't mind that my tail is currently setting your cape on fire >w>

My cape is waterproof AND flammable!! Now shoo!! SCRAM!! scream
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Very bright indeed!

Is that why you arrived here naked? xd

cause the dean doesnt seem to mind nude people in detention.
I'm one of his brightest pupils!

Makes sense just...don't experiment on me. gonk
Maybe. >w>

Oh, are those margaritas!

surprised

Yes they ar- wait,we have margaritas in here?Is this really allowed?
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[NPC] Surl E. Dean
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[NPC] Surl E. Dean


Do not even think about trying to escape detention. That would be violating Penal Code #234-233: No avoiding detention, and would land you in even more detention! scream

What if I scuttle up your pants instead whee

NO! scream

*touches*

I want to be close to your greatness

er

I hope you don't mind that my tail is currently setting your cape on fire >w>

My cape is waterproof AND flammable!! Now shoo!! SCRAM!! scream

BUT I CANNOT RESIST

//scuttles s'more up your pants

wait are your pants fireproof?

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