I'm Jolie and I'm like, going to be giving away some super cute bikinis and trunks to you babes!
Jahmez, who's a total hottie (and my boyfriend, so back off!) will be helping me out.
I think the poor cutie's helped me out enough! I'll be taking over completely, so please like - don't ask Jahmez for bikinis and stuff here, okay?
So like, just post and I'll see what I can do for you guys!
Oh, and before you even ask - I do have a gifting permit, so like... don't even try to stop me, Mr Surl E. Dean, sir. emotion_eyebrow
Like, please don't quote spam me, guys! I'll try and get to you as soon as possible.
While I'm like, giving out bikinis and trunks, I am also interacting with other party-goers so the quote-spam makes it hard for me to reply to people!
I'm a hottie? ...I...alright, I'm not going to question this...
Anyway, yeah...I've been giving these out already, but with Jolie's help, I hope this goes a bit smoother.
I don't know why I'm asking this since people probably won't listen to me, but don't trample us if we are slow in reply...all this attention makes me uncomfortable.
Okay, guys. I am making my own little contest, so I may not be giving things in Jolie's thread as much as I used to. Please don't beg...I...I really don't like when people beg or threaten me...it doesn't make me feel any better. Okay? I want to help everyone. I really do. Just...I feel like a little flame that is being blown back and forth, ready to go out at any second.