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One time I met a little girl, and she was so cute, I accidentally said in front of her that I thought she was so cute the I could eat her, and she ran away
D;
I'm always the bad guy....
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ArctictFox
the mexican word of the day: Harrasment

my wife caught me sleeping in bead with another woman so i told her "Hunny i swear harrasment nothing to me!"


mrgreen i know u said to say somehting funny but i just love to post these things up. ROFL xd

whoah! thats funny
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One time I met a little girl, and she was so cute, I accidentally said in front of her that I thought she was so cute the I could eat her, and she ran away
D;
I'm always the bad guy....

Aww! that is so sad, and yet so hillarious!
Poor thing...
Once we we're taking group trips to a walmart, but they forgot how many people the brought and left half of us there. I was one of the ones who was left. This is around 11 pm mind you. Anyway, while we were all milling around the front of the store, wondering where the vans went, a group of kids came out into the little area where they have those mechanical animals to ride and the claw games. One of them had a ripped off the head of a Dora pinata and another one put it on. The one with the head of the Dora pinata then put it on and started riding a mechanical bull. They then ran across the parking lot into the dark. Soon after, police started driving by the front of the store staring at us. They eventually stopped and asked us if we had been asked to leave the premises. We said no, we were just waiting for our ride and pointed them in the direction of the other kids. We eventually got picked up an hour later when they finally realised that they were missing people.
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Once we we're taking group trips to a walmart, but they forgot how many people the brought and left half of us there. I was one of the ones who was left. This is around 11 pm mind you. Anyway, while we were all milling around the front of the store, wondering where the vans went, a group of kids came out into the little area where they have those mechanical animals to ride and the claw games. One of them had a ripped off the head of a Dora pinata and another one put it on. The one with the head of the Dora pinata then put it on and started riding a mechanical bull. They then ran across the parking lot into the dark. Soon after, police started driving by the front of the store staring at us. They eventually stopped and asked us if we had been asked to leave the premises. We said no, we were just waiting for our ride and pointed them in the direction of the other kids. We eventually got picked up an hour later when they finally realised that they were missing people.

wow
So... check this! I'm sittin on the trolley, mindin my own business, when this guy walks up and sits next to me... He starts goin on and on about how he was so woried about his wife... (he was taking the trolley because a friend of his told him his car was in an accident and his wife is the only one who had the keys) I guess he was going to the hospital to see if she was alright... I didn't really care much for what he was talking about (trolley people scare me)... He continued to talk to me and i just tuned him out with my iPod, while giving him a couple of well placed nods and "i sees"... i felt a little bad for a little while, but i got over it... ANYWAYS! after about 15 minutes he stands up and looks out the window (the trolley had stopped)... then he was cursing all loud and throwing a fit... i had no idea what to do, so i just sat very still like a deer in the headlights... i glanced out the window and see a big truck... An Avalanche i think... It was all kinds of jacked up in the front... It ran into a telephone pole... but following his gaze, he wasn't looking at the truck... he was looking at these two women that were kissing on the other side of the street from the accident... i didn't realize until a few minutes ago that one of those women must have been his wife... I still can't figure out exactly what could have happened to cause the crash and the kising... It was probably in the details i failed to listen to...
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I was at the beach with my family, something we do a lot, living in Hawaii and all, but this day just turned out crazy. First there was the hugely fat women with a tattoo of a cornucopia on her stomach, complete with half eaten fruit Then there was the scuba diver who almost drowned. My dad had to rescue her, and the there was the parrot. The women in front of us had brought their bird to the beach, and set up a perch for him. They were located right near the exit. A huge black dog walked by. WHAMP. The bird was gone. It was entirely inside the dogs mouth, feathers were flying. After much yelling and fussing, they got the bird out, it was fine, although it was missing a lot of feathers, and was a bit damp.
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whoah, weird.

Nice battle,Frizz!
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Interesting....hrmmm
I know that when I watch old school cartoon now...GI Joe, Transformers, Thundercats, and such...they seemed so cool when I was a kid...but now they are kinda dorky.
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Crescent the grumpy bunny
I was at the beach with my family, something we do a lot, living in Hawaii and all, but this day just turned out crazy. First there was the hugely fat women with a tattoo of a cornucopia on her stomach, complete with half eaten fruit Then there was the scuba diver who almost drowned. My dad had to rescue her, and the there was the parrot. The women in front of us had brought their bird to the beach, and set up a perch for him. They were located right near the exit. A huge black dog walked by. WHAMP. The bird was gone. It was entirely inside the dogs mouth, feathers were flying. After much yelling and fussing, they got the bird out, it was fine, although it was missing a lot of feathers, and was a bit damp.
that is a crazy day..
Stevanie
whoah, weird.

Nice battle,Frizz!

you too
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Crescent the grumpy bunny

Wow. lol. I am not sure what to say... Nice battle? Hey, I like your avi.
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Stevanie
whoah, weird.

Nice battle,Frizz!

you too

smile Tee Hee
it sounds a bit disgusting but its interesting, ok i was riding my bike down a hill near a ditch (oops) and near the end towards my drive way my bike slips in and i fly over sending my bike flying and me crashing into the large rocked gravel, i was a bloody mess and couldnt get up from the pain and this chick in a van comes by and helps me up and when i looked at my leg i was so scared i screamed so lud that my sister in the house up the street came down and carried me back in where my mom used a washcloth and peroxide to get the rocks out of my leg and clean it (she swiped the washcloth down my leg over twenty times) then my sister asked while i was screaming if she could call our grandmother. Then we used a paper towel and some tape to cover up my leg and when it scabbed my mom took sweezers and pulled each layer of this bounty out of it. and i still wanna say thank you to the lady, plus when ever mom tells this story and they look at me at the endall i have to say is...oops. OH and the bike wasnt even scratched after -_-

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