tell me something interesting, and i'll draw you!

[Black Witch of Ra]

Organic mulch can actually be bad for plants if they aren't taken cared of properly.

Minoans were the first known civilization to have female garments that became the ancestor to the modern bra.

The first condom made in the 1500's was designed to have a pink ribbon on it.

There once was a rooster named Mike. His head was chopped off but he lived for about 2 years before officially dying. [For serious, his head wasn't cut off properly + he had a blood clot that stopped him from bleeding to death]

[Dmarek09]

dgh

[kjprojekt]

My friend Kadeinko told me that her pants fell down and she accidentally mooned the whole main road!

[Essence Shinji]

If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.

[Heura-chan]

I like bananas because they have no bones. biggrin

[Killer-Kevonavich]

I have to go crying but remember, dramallama uhh, never mind burning_eyes

[WinterChild01]

A concert harp has no steel frames in it but has up to 1 tonne of pressure on it's soundbox whereas a concert piano has the same amount of pressure on it, but has steel frames

[coolguy1509]

ok once i went to the renascance (midevil reanactment thingy) well we saw ppl with cups about the size of a chait and widt of a vase and my brother got one and called it a bong lol dramallama rofl oh yea there were pirats there pirate

[Roleplaying Rena]

Heura-chan

I like bananas because they have no bones. biggrin

Lol Sora supporter.
Go Kingdom Hearts! heart

[ArctictFox]

Black Witch of Ra

Organic mulch can actually be bad for plants if they aren't taken cared of properly.

Minoans were the first known civilization to have female garments that became the ancestor to the modern bra.

The first condom made in the 1500's was designed to have a pink ribbon on it.

There once was a rooster named Mike. His head was chopped off but he lived for about 2 years before officially dying. [For serious, his head wasn't cut off properly + he had a blood clot that stopped him from bleeding to death]

i knew about the braw i knew about the condom and i knew about the chicken..unfortunantly it died while eating...it choked and it also only drank water through an eye drooper. whee may da chicken rest in peice. 3nodding

[Stevanie]

darkpeppermintroses

One time, I had eaten a whole bag of stale Halloween candy, a little too much cold medicine, and I fell asleep to old Disney music.
My dream went like this--

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away (about three miles from the edge of forever) there lived a strange woman and her half-smurf son, Ewin. He had severe deppression, and the day before the yesterday of your favorite yellow tomorrow, he was offered an extra role in a Lyrica commercial. [Deppression medication.] He tried out, and got the role. Commented the producer-'He was so BLUE! This kid has TALENT!!' But the day before his debut on television, Charlie the Unicorn kidnapped him and held him hostage to the insurance company. Needless to say, they grew old and poor together in a cave not far from Candy Mountain. They survived on a diet of taffy and rocks and grew to love each other in a not-so-manly way. they decided to never come back to the city and all of it's deppressing sights, and elope togther in Iowa. But the police caught Charlie and locked him away for organ donor fraud. Ewin ran away crying, but the drug pushers caught him and sold him for $15 to the Oh-Too-Lonely Women of the Midwest Assossciation. They had their fun, and left him cold and alone on the streets. HE spent the next four and a half weeks walking the tracks, living like a hobo, until he got back to the edge of forever. He went back to his mother's house and knew she would take him in, but she turned him away at the door. She was too busy having affairs with cartoon characters for a child. So he went back to Lyrica, hoping for the job. But when he got to the complex, he was told that he had been replaced because Smurfette had slept with the director. He was no longer needed. He then proceded to stick forks in toasters for show business in Las Vegas, the end.

Wow... Wow...

[Ruxia]

My sister says she wants to SUE Gaia for BEING WHAT IT IS...
BUT...
SHE STILL DRESSES UP MY OTHER MULE AND ASK ME TO BUY ITEMS TO MAKE THE OUTFIT BETTER!!!