tell me something interesting, and i'll draw you!

[Belphgor_PrinceTheRipper]

ll Delcassi ll

Try a 90 year old woman in daisy dukes and a wife beater with no bra.

sounds hot
You got pics?

[The Splendorman]

lol look what I found.

[VanillaThyna]

Okay, but promise that you will draw me!
One day I saw a 100 years old man was crying on the walkside of the street. I asked him what was happening he said his Dad just slapped him! I went to his home and met a 140 years old man. He said that was because his son was impolite to his grandfather ><. I walked inside a room and met a 185 years old man and that was the oldest person I had ever seen in my life!

[michael j rox]

@ lucky::

All of us? @_@

[Sonata of the Damned]

AJEvans

ll Delcassi ll

Try a 90 year old woman in daisy dukes and a wife beater with no bra.

sounds hot
You got pics?

Sadly no. And she had a very bad spray tan and was very saggy.

[Essence Shinji]

Right, so this one time me and my friend walked down to the store to get some coffee on a chilly, but calm evening... We go to check out our beverages when this lady behind us says hello. We say hi back. Then she persists on furthering the conversation like so:

LADY: "You know, you really shouldn't be drinking that coffee..."
ME: "Oh yeah? Why's that?"
LADY: "You guys aren't doing drugs are you?"
US: "Excuse us?"
LADY: "Coffee is filled with drugs... You two should have a soda or something. It's much healthier."
FRIEND: "Seriously?"
ME: "Maybe because we don't want soda... We want coffee. It's cold out."
LADY: "Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no! Too much drugs in coffee! Try some soda."
FRIEND: "*Thinking: Maybe... BECAUSE WE DON'T WANT SODA!!!* See, this is why we aren't supposed to talk to strangers..."
ME: "Agreed. I'm going to pay for my stuff now... Okay lets leave..."

True story.

[Killer-Kevonavich]

ll Delcassi ll

AJEvans

ll Delcassi ll

Try a 90 year old woman in daisy dukes and a wife beater with no bra.

sounds hot
You got pics?

Sadly no. And she had a very bad spray tan and was very saggy.

...saggy?

[Killer-Kevonavich]

Look at the pic in my sig its FUNNY!

[Self-Assembled]

Imoto-chan_Always

XAngelxCupcakeX

Imoto-chan_Always

I have the best random fact ever!

Did you know that aardvarks have four penises? However, they can only fit two in a female at a time. smile

Four penises.
eek
I... cannot wrap my mind around that.

I know, right? XD At any one time only two are "active." Then, after mating, the two previously active ones deactivate, and the other two become active instead. I don't know why they need that many, but hey. What ever does it for you.

Are you sure? Do you have a source on that? I know that duck billed platypuses have 10 sex chromosomes instead of 2. Is that what your thinking of? Males are XYXYXYXYXY instead of just XY like almost all other mammals.

[LightsOfDecember]

Protons have mass so therefore they are Catholic.

The Savannah cat is illegal in four American states and can jump seven feet in the air from sitting.

Glacientology is the study of glaciers.

Real vampires don't sparkle

[Sonata of the Damned]

Killer-Kevonavich

ll Delcassi ll

AJEvans

ll Delcassi ll

Try a 90 year old woman in daisy dukes and a wife beater with no bra.

sounds hot
You got pics?

Sadly no. And she had a very bad spray tan and was very saggy.

...saggy?

Yes, saggy. Like she was falling apart. It was gross.

[KittiBear]

Imoto-chan_Always

I have the best random fact ever!

Did you know that aardvarks have four penises? However, they can only fit two in a female at a time. smile

False facts are false

The Aardvark has a massive body, somewhat resembling a medium to large sized pig.
The head and snout are long, ending in a blunt muzzle with round nostrils.
Curved white hairs, 25-50 mm long, grow from the nostrils.
The ears are 150-210 mm long, and are tubularly shaped,
folding back to exclude dirt when the animal is digging.
The tongue is tapered and usually hangs out of the mouth with the end coiled. O. afer is built for digging.
The neck is short and thick, the forelegs low and the back is arched.
The long tapering tail is muscular, and the long, blunt claws are well suited to burrowing.
All of the digits are webbed, four on the front feet and five on the back.
Females have two pair of mammae, one inguinal and one abdominal.
The p***s of the male aardvark has a fold of skin which covers scent glands at its base.

An article would not leave such an anatomical enigma unsaid.
HOWEVER, Echidna's have a four HEADED p***s
(just four heads, not four individual penises).

[Jake Berenson]

i have tons of useless information for you.

originally, when the state, war, and navy building (now the eisenhower executive office building) was built- you know, that fancy 19th century, 2nd french empire building right next to the white house?- they spent more than $10.5 million "1880 dollars" on it. now imagine how much it would cost in today's money to build the same thing. D= Think several hundred million dollars- possibly over a billion. they used gold leaf on the walls, minton tile on the library floors, hollow cast iron columns and cast iron details EVERYWHERE, hand painted ceilings with colored glass details, built 8 cantilevered granite stairwells with solid mahogany rails and stained glass domes over each, and had 2.5 million-year-old rock quarried and hauled in for the hall floors.

and inside, in fact, was where Nixon not only kept his Watergate tapes, but also where he announced his resignation from the Presidency.

on a similar, earlier political note, in December of 1941, the EEOB was where the then Secretary of State greeted the Japanese ambassadors just long enough to turn them immediately around and send them to the nearest airport out of the country. turns out that the Japanese had at that time planned to sign a treaty with us before we caught wind of the strike at Pearl Harbor- which would have been very embarrassing for us and would have left us in a retaliation pinch. Problem for them was, the opposite happened: we knew about the attack before the ambassadors showed up. D; Fun times.


even more uselessly: i reeeeeeally would like pictures of my avatar. >=D

[DarkJoker99]

Did you know:

That when you taste skittles

You taste
THE


R A I N B O W !

[darkpeppermintroses]

One time, I had eaten a whole bag of stale Halloween candy, a little too much cold medicine, and I fell asleep to old Disney music.
My dream went like this--

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away (about three miles from the edge of forever) there lived a strange woman and her half-smurf son, Ewin. He had severe deppression, and the day before the yesterday of your favorite yellow tomorrow, he was offered an extra role in a Lyrica commercial. [Deppression medication.] He tried out, and got the role. Commented the producer-'He was so BLUE! This kid has TALENT!!' But the day before his debut on television, Charlie the Unicorn kidnapped him and held him hostage to the insurance company. Needless to say, they grew old and poor together in a cave not far from Candy Mountain. They survived on a diet of taffy and rocks and grew to love each other in a not-so-manly way. they decided to never come back to the city and all of it's deppressing sights, and elope togther in Iowa. But the police caught Charlie and locked him away for organ donor fraud. Ewin ran away crying, but the drug pushers caught him and sold him for $15 to the Oh-Too-Lonely Women of the Midwest Assossciation. They had their fun, and left him cold and alone on the streets. HE spent the next four and a half weeks walking the tracks, living like a hobo, until he got back to the edge of forever. He went back to his mother's house and knew she would take him in, but she turned him away at the door. She was too busy having affairs with cartoon characters for a child. So he went back to Lyrica, hoping for the job. But when he got to the complex, he was told that he had been replaced because Smurfette had slept with the director. He was no longer needed. He then proceded to stick forks in toasters for show business in Las Vegas, the end.