tell me something interesting, and i'll draw you!

[Killer-Kevonavich]

Shine On Crazy Diamond

Killer-Kevonavich

comelucky

no attacking here, please!

hi guys. i'd love to know some useless information, something weird that happened to you, or something weird that you assume about me.
if it's cool i'll draw you C:
for instance:
one time i saw a woman at walmart who was wearing glasses with a massive sticker on her forehead (she was like 100 years old) and she was ranting about how pissed off she was to a five million pound woman and her passed out kid.
COOL.
i like cheese.
UNCOOL.

hahah damn i'm so bored.
also, stick the fcuk around so you can see if i draw you are not because i may have a question.
KTHX.

I think that you are a secret badminton player, though you have 2 brothers who make you love and play football even though u suck and just wanna play badminton. I also think you like pickles with peanut butter ^^

I Love badminton!! I used to play on the high school team!

Lmaooo

[michael j rox]

I don't know if this would qualify as 'interesting'...more like 'disgusting'.

But last year in health class, we were leaning about how mommies pop babies out.
Apparently my brilliant health teacher had surfed the internet to find ways to make this topic less awkward.
So she bought some cottage cheese before coming into school that day.
We watched a video on a mother giving birth, and she paused it...right as the baby was completely out. Yeah, it was an 'up close and personal' shot.
(All the boys screamed during that part, by the way.)
She took out the cottage cheese and smeared some on her hand and said...
"Now, the white layer of cream you see on the newborn is called the (whatever it is here). It's almost equilibration to cottage cheese. Only you don't eat it. But it makes a great hand moisturizer!"
Since then, I have refused to eat cottage cheese.


The end!

[Fireflies and Facades]

I was at the mall recently with my mom to go grocery shopping (hooray) and as I was going down an escalator I saw an old lady at least ninety years old. With her hair dyed bright purple.
That is all.

[cuvier]

Giant squids are 80% of the sperm whale's diet and whale sharks won't eat your brains, a prehistoric 7 inch megaladon shark tooth is worth 25,000 irl, and a Megaladon is a prehistoric shark that grew up to 40 ft. long.

[milkymosaic]

XAngelxCupcakeX

Imoto-chan_Always

I have the best random fact ever!

Did you know that aardvarks have four penises? However, they can only fit two in a female at a time. smile

Four penises.
eek
I... cannot wrap my mind around that.

I know, right? XD At any one time only two are "active." Then, after mating, the two previously active ones deactivate, and the other two become active instead. I don't know why they need that many, but hey. What ever does it for you.

[DarkFallenAngelGoddess]

sad part is me and my other 2 guy friendsfound him passed out in the hall way close to the kitchen and had to hall his butt to bed, face dwn of course so he wouldn't puke and kill himself

[Stevanie]

This is kinda sick but kinda funny.

My dog was playing with a squeeky toy. My mom's dog desided he wanted to hump my dog. They are both boys. Every time my mom's dog would thrust, my dog would bite down on the squeeker thing in the toy. My dog was just playing like nothing was going on. He didn't even notice my mom's dog.
So with the combination of things it was kinda like ~ Hump-Squeek-hump-squeek-hump-squeek~ This carried on for a good half hour.
Mom laughed so hard she almost died. You would just have to see it. It was too great. WOrds can't describe.
( check out the link in my sig. for another funny thing. )

[DarkJoker99]

Oh and this is how Edward was really made:




Damn Harry and his big heart -_-

[Sonata of the Damned]

Leaf Sensei

I was at the mall recently with my mom to go grocery shopping (hooray) and as I was going down an escalator I saw an old lady at least ninety years old. With her hair dyed bright purple.
That is all.

Try a 90 year old woman in daisy dukes and a wife beater with no bra.

[The Splendorman]

Did you know a cat's average body temperature is in between 101*-102 F degrees? Plus, they can't sweat.

So you're a cat. You're sitting in the sun on a hot day. With black fur. Imagine how hot you are under all that fur in the sunshine.
And you average temp. is 101*-102 F degrees.

You'll be cooking.

[silvershadowedwings]

if people look at you and call you lazy, say that you're conserving energy

[Gory of Death Clan]

deer is the deadlyest animal in united states

[Rookiek13]

Did you know that hamsters get the hiccups? It's hysterical to watch. They also snore, which is equally funny.

[comelucky]

DarkJoker99

Did you know:

That the Platypus, Short and Long beaked Echidna are the only mammals to lay eggs.

5% of Canadians don't know the first 7 words of the Canadian anthem, but know the first 9 of the American anthem.

A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes. (Those lucky pigs)

dammit i know the words.
oh canada~our home and sacred land~

OKAY. anyone who stuck around...pm me with the colour you'd like to be drawn in, and i'll pm you back as soon as i finish up! sticking around pays off.
i am very amused.

[iPWN_U_InTheFace]

Here's one that I thought was pretty cool, in Mexico, there is a raabbit called the Volcano Rabbit and it lives near volcanoes...