tell me something interesting, and i'll draw you!

[Wynken d Wilde]

i had a weird dream last week, i was visiting my friends summer house at the beach, but that time, they had emptied the pool, to fill it afterwards with nacho cheese, so we started to swim in the cheese and then we went to visit a strange museum, there we found an eifel tower made of gummy bears and a statue of liberty made entirely of cockroaches.

[KittiBear]

90% of all statistics are made up, this included.

[AllyIsPheno]

Okay. My useless yet funny but racist experience went like this.
So i'm filipino and that's considered asian. This happened to me .....TWICE.
One day after i attended my karate class, my mom decided to buy us some McDonalds.
So we went to the drive through. I ordered a McChicken and my brother ordered a Cheeseburger.
So after my mom paid for the phone, we went to the next window.
As my mom passed me the food, she told me to check if anything was there.
And absentmindly i did.
Then she drove off and i passed out the food.
As i got my food, i looked at it and started to crack up. My mom thought i was crazy.
On the wrapper was an ASIAN sticker.

[DothAlmond]

This is a horse shoe bat, they have weird noses XD i hope you find it as interesting as i do (if not, i can find plenty more weird animals)

[Enoen]

weli do want a avi art, fine ill tell you something, 1. your avi looks cute. 2:

one time about 3 years ago, i used to drive go karts, i was good but then when we decided to race again something unexpected happened, someone spilled water on the track so when i tried to do a quick turn i slammed onto the tires that made the course, in the process of getting my helmet back together my right arm was on the motor, and burned it leaving a ugly shaped scar on my arm, i ignored the pain and continued racing but the pain affected me so much that i lost, my dad laughed wondering why i sucked so much this time and he paniced when i showed him the scar, had to sleep with a bottle of ice to cool it down, it was ugly and huge at first but after a few months i managed to peel the dead skin, ever since i had this scar forever.

[Shine On Crazy Diamond]

Killer-Kevonavich

comelucky

no attacking here, please!

hi guys. i'd love to know some useless information, something weird that happened to you, or something weird that you assume about me.
if it's cool i'll draw you C:
for instance:
one time i saw a woman at walmart who was wearing glasses with a massive sticker on her forehead (she was like 100 years old) and she was ranting about how pissed off she was to a five million pound woman and her passed out kid.
COOL.
i like cheese.
UNCOOL.

hahah damn i'm so bored.
also, stick the fcuk around so you can see if i draw you are not because i may have a question.
KTHX.

I think that you are a secret badminton player, though you have 2 brothers who make you love and play football even though u suck and just wanna play badminton. I also think you like pickles with peanut butter ^^

I Love badminton!! I used to play on the high school team!

[Saraeneth]

Learned this at an inservice for my lifeguarding job.

Most drownings occur on Tuesdays, between 2 and 4 PM.
The victims are most often 12 year old boys.
Most drownings occur in the shallow end of the pool.

Capcha - Commend farm-owner. Commend him? For what? Did he win a prize of some kind? A farm prize, perhaps?

[MissCattington]

Imoto-chan_Always

I have the best random fact ever!

Did you know that aardvarks have four penises? However, they can only fit two in a female at a time. smile

Four penises.
eek
I... cannot wrap my mind around that.

[Shine On Crazy Diamond]

Oh I almost forgot. xd I also do animations. This is a rough test. Steam Mecha

[Bruised Banana]

The firs Barney guy.. was a convicted child molester.

[Killer-Kevonavich]

Oh, and 1 time i had this dream but its kinda long ill give you the abridged version. I was dreaming that me and 3 of my friends were running up the highway and we were as fast as the cars passing by, hen we went up ssum spiral road and riley(1 of my friends) saw his grandma and said, "HI GRANDMA!!!" But she got scared and drove away. Then we got up to the top and there was this SUPER STEEP ROAD. So we jumped down and it turned into a bouncy slide (: So we got to the party down there(a pajama party at 3:30 pm XD) and a young simon cowell(the american idol judge) in army pajama's and he was cutest little boy ever! but he tried to run away so we changed him up and then 2 of my friend started making out with either trees or girls, (dont remember) and the other was wearing hello kitty pajamas XD Then all of us (cept the dudes who were making out with trees) went to a luau and i became coconut king the end.

Moral of the Story: NEVER drink chocolate milk before going to bed. XD

[Lady Kyaasurin]

Without mucus, your stomach would digest itself :3

Also, you can survive an elevator fall of at least 5 stories. ^_^

[DarkFallenAngelGoddess]

comelucky

okie dokie kitti C:

and LMAO angelgoddess. that is fabulous. 'i touched it part way..." AHA.
what colour would you like to be drawn in? :'D

thank you ^.^

is purple or red ok?

[Self-Assembled]

I used to make robots out of trash and place them in galleries for a living.

[DarkJoker99]

Did you know:

That the Platypus, Short and Long beaked Echidna are the only mammals to lay eggs.

5% of Canadians don't know the first 7 words of the Canadian anthem, but know the first 9 of the American anthem.

A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes. (Those lucky pigs)