Corrupt a Wish Thread

[FigureSkating Tomboy]

Fion Zshar-Ptitsa

Granted, but it gets hotter and hotter each day until we all melt away in the fiery oblivion of the sun's heaaaaaaatttt...........


I wish for an ice-cream hailstorm.

Granted but the ice-cream is all melted

I wish my pup would stop snoring

[Vatreni_dusa]

Granted, but now they slobber on everything ten times as often.


I wish that I could have a cat.

[Caffienated Luna]

~*~ I was pleased and frightened

Granted, but it dies within ten minutes.


I wish I could get a piggie.

to see a grownup woman cry ~*~

[FigureSkating Tomboy]

granted, but it's a house eating piggy and eats your house board by board.

I wish my dogs would bathe themselves

[FigureSkating Tomboy]

Granted, but they still smell like wet dog

I wish I find my teddy bear

[FigureSkating Tomboy]

Granted, but the dogs got to it first

I wish I had some of Scarlett O'Hara's dresses.

[FigureSkating Tomboy]

Granted, but none of them fit.

I wish I had a pool in my back yard.

[FigureSkating Tomboy]

Granted, but it's infested with misquitos

I wish I had some chocolate.

[daggers420]

Granted But the chocolate has gone stale and has live worms in it
I wish I could draw anything I desire amazingly good without tracing

[FigureSkating Tomboy]

No corruption? No wish?

I wish I had a wish to corrupt

[FigureSkating Tomboy]

Granted, but it's corrupted in an unoriginal and boring fashion.

I wish I could find someone to fight.

[Insert Thy Name Here]

Wish granted but you fight someone way stronger than you

I wish i can find out how to fix my computer

[Maeamian]

Granted but, the repair costs are asronomical.

I wish I could juggle well

[FigureSkating Tomboy]

Maeamian

Granted but, the repair costs are asronomical.

I wish I could juggle well

Granted, but all you can juggle are schedules

I wish I had a college degree.