Corrupt a Wish Thread

[FigureSkating Tomboy]

Beware of Falling Objects

Granted but you lose power

I wish I could sleep

Granted, but it turns into a coma

I wish I had something to eat

[FigureSkating Tomboy]

Granted, but it's spoiled rotten.

I wish my friend would wake up and get on

[FigureSkating Tomboy]

Granted, but he has no interest in talking.

I wish someone else would post.

[FigureSkating Tomboy]

Granted, but it's only me in my alter ego

I wish I had some chipotle

[FigureSkating Tomboy]

Granted, but it's a week old

I wish I had something to drink

[darkside_ofthe_moon]

Granted...but the only thing avalable is your own urien

i wish my boyfriend was with me

[FigureSkating Tomboy]

Granted, but he's only there to break up with you

I wish I had a boyfriend

[darkside_ofthe_moon]

granted but hes three timing you...
i wish the dogs would leave my cat alone

[Fion Zshar-Ptitsa]

Granted.

They leave your cat alone. On top of a tree.

[FigureSkating Tomboy]

Where's my wish?

I wish I had a wish to curropt

[FigureSkating Tomboy]

Granted, but the Corruption is unimaginative and unoriginal

I wish my puppy would stop bugging my older dog

[Fion Zshar-Ptitsa]

(Sorry, forgot about the wish the other time. I won't forget again. razz )

Granted, but your puppy is now debugging your older dog. It's an interesting sight.

I wish we could talk to animals.

[Aiatalay]

Granted, you can now converse with squirrels.

(those guys are nuts)

I wish I would stop making lame-o puns all the time.

[FigureSkating Tomboy]

Granted. Now all they are making are knock-knock jokes

I wish my brother would take me to a movie.

[Charlie Graves]

Granted, hope you enjoy seeing a special viewing of Dora the Explorer.

I wish that I could breathe water. And air.