Corrupt a Wish Thread

[my pubes are a triforce]

sparkling adonis

Granted, but the mech suit develops an artificial intelligence and wears YOU to work.

I wish I had a box of kittens.

Granted, but they have rabies.

I wish I could buy spray paint without the age restriction.

[FigureSkating Tomboy]

granted, but the cans are shoddily made and explode in your face

[Connor Erin Riley]

Your nothing wish has sent you spread throughout the cosmos as antimatter....good luck going to school/work.

I wish I had cheese.

[Dignity of Wrath]

I wish that I could turn invisible at my own will.

Unfortunately, your cheese has long since spoiled to the point of molding. D: Quite unfortunate.

[FigureSkating Tomboy]

Connor Erin Riley

Your nothing wish has sent you spread throughout the cosmos as antimatter....good luck going to school/work.

I wish I had cheese.

granted, but it's all moldy and gross

Oh I wish I wish I had a fish.

[Cowgirl5155]

((oh, cool thread =D -watches- ))

[Connor Erin Riley]

FigureSkating Tomboy

Connor Erin Riley

Your nothing wish has sent you spread throughout the cosmos as antimatter....good luck going to school/work.

I wish I had cheese.

granted, but it's all moldy and gross

Oh I wish I wish I had a fish.

Granted, but its a pirhana and attempts to eat your hand every time you feed it

I wish I could meet Lanzer.

[Dignity of Wrath]

FigureSkating Tomboy

granted, but it's all moldy and gross

Oh I wish I wish I had a fish.

Ignored my post. emo

You get a massive, 100lb North Atlantic Sturgeon. Far too large to be practical, or storeable to say the least.



I wish that I had unswayable mental influence over anyone that I came into contact with. O:

[Connor Erin Riley]

Granted, but for some reason You can only make people do the macerena.

I wish I could figureskate.

[FigureSkating Tomboy]

Granted. Get use to freezing cold, falling down all the time, all the bruises and having your feet squeezed by shoes two sizes too small.

I wish I had some water

[FigureSkating Tomboy]

Granted. But there's so much water that I have drowned in it.

I wish I had someone intersting to talk to.

[Shadows Autumn]

Granted, but he ran away so you are now stuck with me instead.

I wish I could control time.

[-I-_-I-_St Anger_-I-_-I-]

Granted, you now control time on mars

I wish I had super powers.

[FigureSkating Tomboy]

-I-_-I-_St Anger_-I-_-I-

Granted, you now control time on mars

I wish I had super powers.

Granted. But It's Aquaman's superpowers. HAW-HAW

I wish something interesting was on TV

[Beware of Falling Objects]

FigureSkating Tomboy

-I-_-I-_St Anger_-I-_-I-

Granted, you now control time on mars

I wish I had super powers.

Granted. But It's Aquaman's superpowers. HAW-HAW

I wish something interesting was on TV

Granted but you lose power

I wish I could sleep