Corrupt a Wish Thread

[FigureSkating Tomboy]

Granted. You wish for a wish and you get a fish. But the fish has a dish and whacks you in the hitch. (( I know I know it doesn't make sense at all))

I wish for a kitten

[Cyanide-And-Sugar]

Khagrael

FigureSkating Tomboy

Granted, but when you get there you find it burned down.

I wish I could I had a cookie.

Granted, you got a poisoned cookie

i wish for a wish o.0

Granted, but it was a corrupted wish.

I wish I was pretty... =(

[Amazing Al]

Cyanide-And-Sugar

Khagrael

FigureSkating Tomboy

Granted, but when you get there you find it burned down.

I wish I could I had a cookie.

Granted, you got a poisoned cookie

i wish for a wish o.0

Granted, but it was a corrupted wish.

I wish I was pretty... =(

Granted, but you are then swarmed by a mob of people.

I wish my parents would stay out longer.

[FigureSkating Tomboy]

Granted. But only because they were mugged and are now in the hospital for critcal injuries.

I wish I had a boyfriend

[FigureSkating Tomboy]

Granted but he's cheating on me. With his cousin.

I wish I had some chicken.

[Amazing Al]

FigureSkating Tomboy

Granted but he's cheating on me. With his cousin.

I wish I had some chicken.

Granted but it makes you ill.

I wish it was Friday.

[FigureSkating Tomboy]

Granted, but You have no where to go and no one to hang out with.

I wish I had a Teddy Bear.

[FigureSkating Tomboy]

Granted, but it's an EVIL teddy bear that's trying to take over the world.

I wish I had a hermit crab

[FigureSkating Tomboy]

Granted, but hermit crabs are boring and don't make very good pets.

I wish I had a steak.

[FigureSkating Tomboy]

Granted, but it's totally burned.

I wish I cute cuddly puppy.

[FigureSkating Tomboy]

Granted, but this cute cuddly puppy runs out into a busy street.

I wish I didn't have to go into work today.

[Brezz]

FigureSkating Tomboy

Granted, but this cute cuddly puppy runs out into a busy street.

I wish I didn't have to go into work today.

Granted, but now your getting paid less!

I wish I had a unicorn!

[Albong]

granted but the unicorn flies away leaving you in the middle of a desert

[FigureSkating Tomboy]

No wish?

I wish I had a wish to corrupt.

[Albong]

granted but the wish is alreaddy corrupt
i wish i had a lamp with a genie inside