Corrupt a Wish Thread

[Fion Zshar-Ptitsa]

Granted. You're now drowning in soda.

I wish I had a cool hat.

[FigureSkating Tomboy]

Granted. You have a hat so cool, it's cools your hat to sub-zero tempatures.

I wish I was good at art.

[FigureSkating Tomboy]

Granted. You're good at art but shortly after you gain this ability, your hands get cut off.

I wish I could lose 10 lbs.

[FigureSkating Tomboy]

Graned but now none of my pants fit.

I wish I wasn't so sleepy.

[FigureSkating Tomboy]

Granted, but only becuase I'm so hyped up on caffiene and my hands won't stop shaking.

I wish I could finish this event already.

[FigureSkating Tomboy]

Granted, the even ends but you don't get ANY items.

I wish there was something interesting on TV

[FigureSkating Tomboy]

Granted, but you suddenly go blind.

I wish my I wasn't sick to my stomach.

[FigureSkating Tomboy]

Granted! I'm now sick in the head.

I wish someone else would post in this thread.

[FigureSkating Tomboy]

grntd bt they tipe leik this

I wish I could read that.

[FigureSkating Tomboy]

Granted, but you lose brain cells in the process.

I wish I had a life.

[Cyanide-And-Sugar]

Granted, but you spend it living in a dustbin.

I wish I could just go home already...

[FigureSkating Tomboy]

Granted, but when you get there you find it burned down.

I wish I could I had a cookie.

[Aguraeru]

FigureSkating Tomboy

Granted, but when you get there you find it burned down.

I wish I could I had a cookie.

Granted, you got a poisoned cookie

i wish for a wish o.0

[Darkness Vermillion]

I wish I could have a cookie jar. ._.
Here's a wish for you guys to corrupt XD