Corrupt a Wish Thread

[FigureSkating Tomboy]

Too many of these I know.
Anyways, simple rules. Make a wish and watch it go horribly horribly wrong.

Example:
Person A: I wish I could fly

Person B: Granted, but the food is horrible.

I wish I could meet Elvis

Person C: Granted. You meet a whiny two year old named Elvis

I wish I had a million bucks

And so on and so forth


Here's my wish.

I wish it wasn't so hot outside.

[Odd Chocolate]

Granted. Watch out for the Mamoths though.

[Bella Soldier Marigold]

Granted; but now it's unbearably hot INSIDE.

I wish I was a Gaian NPC.

[Jayne Cobb hero of Canton]

granted but ur npc is hated by the others

i wish i could get these items already!

[Kid Succubus]

Granted, but no one knows who you are anyway.


I wish I had a demon, vegetarian, human-like boyfriend. c:
( shut up, I do. D: )

[Bella Soldier Marigold]

..honestly that's not very corrupted at all. xDD Given the sort of things I'd want to get up to as an NPC (read: stalking Johnny K.) I would very likely be hated, and kind of like the idea.

Granted, but nobody ever said he wouldn't cheat on you.

I wish I had every SDPlus doll...

[Kid Succubus]

lol, what if I don't mind him doing that? .-. xD
*puts a collar on him* roar. c:

Granted, but you were accused of hacking them and lost everything.
>: the mods are too busy to try to help, either.

[FigureSkating Tomboy]

What no wish?

I wish I had a wish to corrupt

[Odd Chocolate]

Granted. But it's your wish.

[FigureSkating Tomboy]

No wish again?

I wish people would start giving me some wishes

[Vampire Mistress Morgan]

granted, but they are all for you to die

i wish i was a vampire

[ampedVAMP]

FigureSkating Tomboy

No wish again?

I wish people would start giving me some wishes

Granted. But you can't corrupt any wishes.

I wish I was a fish.

[Bizare Erazib]

Granted; But somene wished you were cursed. Sucks for JOO!!!
I wish i had the power to control electricity

[Opaque_Spork]

(oh I love this game)

granted but then all the humans die and you die of starvation
I wish I lived in tokyo

[ampedVAMP]

Granted. But you're on fire.

I wish people would stop with the death corrupts.