Can someone tell me why the basement is so "sexy"

[BrokenxBell]

I was told all the sexy people came to the basement. I don't see the appeal. Someone should show me.

[Elanau]

cat_sweatdrop

[Nanodeath]

BrokenxBell

I was told all the sexy people came to the basement. I don't see the appeal. Someone should show me.

Cause ***** lives there of course.

Wait what is this? O.o

[Illyn]

I haven't heard that. Who have you been talking to?

[The SentineI]

.:The Sentinel has deemed you worthy of her words, mortal...

Mortalsch belong in the basement! Away from deities. e~e

"I think I'd still rather devour this world in flames while legions
of demons poke at the few remaining survivors with tridents.
That sounds more my speed.":.

[BrokenxBell]

HOB0SEN

.:The Sentinel has deemed you worthy of her words, mortal...

Mortalsch belong in the basement! Away from deities. e~e

"I think I'd still rather devour this world in flames while legions
of demons poke at the few remaining survivors with tridents.
That sounds more my speed.":.

And yet here you are. Slummin' it up down here with me. While you're here--- Brb getting a box. We're going to have a nude party with some epic tit-touching.

[BrokenxBell]

Ze3k

BrokenxBell

I was told all the sexy people came to the basement. I don't see the appeal. Someone should show me.

Cause ***** lives there of course.

Wait what is this? O.o

OHGODTHISFRATPARTYGETOUTWHILEYOUSTILLCAN

[The SentineI]

BrokenxBell

HOB0SEN

.:The Sentinel has deemed you worthy of her words, mortal...

Mortalsch belong in the basement! Away from deities. e~e

"I think I'd still rather devour this world in flames while legions
of demons poke at the few remaining survivors with tridents.
That sounds more my speed.":.

And yet here you are. Slummin' it up down here with me. While you're here--- Brb getting a box. We're going to have a nude party with some epic tit-touching.

.:The Sentinel has deemed you worthy of her words, mortal...

>A> I am here onnly to supervise! To make schure that you mortals stay here! I-- I do not engage in such acts with mortals! How dare you sug... Sugessch... Suggest I would do such a thing!

"I think I'd still rather devour this world in flames while legions
of demons poke at the few remaining survivors with tridents.
That sounds more my speed.":.

[ZIGOKU]

BrokenxBell

I was told all the sexy people came to the basement. I don't see the appeal. Someone should show me.

..........alright let me get the slide show then ready *puts drink down to set things up*

[[NPC] Sheldon Poindexter]

The reason why basements are considered sexy is because a basement can be used in almost exactly the same manner as an additional above-ground floor of a house or other building. However, the use of basements depends largely on factors specific to a particular geographical area such as climate, soil, seismic activity, building technology, and real estate economics.

[Tasteful Facetat]

Because it's always moist.

Ask Me Why I'm In My Undies.

[unit01testtype]

ZIGOKU

BrokenxBell

I was told all the sexy people came to the basement. I don't see the appeal. Someone should show me.

..........alright let me get the slide show then ready *puts drink down to set things up*

*walks by and spikes ur drink with a little loopy drug cat_ninja no one notices me doing it and i walk over to the corner and sit down hiding from the others and watching.

[ncisfan1002]

*watches* Maybe it's because people do it in the basement? ("it" meaning that they tell each other corny pick-up lines...)