【 Welcome to Wonderland, now please leave. 】 ++++
_____________ The Mad Hatter
Calintz Darkmoore
♥ Hi, i'm your special server today, you can call me ➸ - - - — - - -
♥ My day of life was when...?➸ - - - — - - -
♥ Hmmm...? Now what was that number again? ➸ - - - — - - -
♥ Look and see. It's no secret. ➸ - - - — - - -
Kinda obvious. I'm definately a guy.
♥ Which do you prefer? I'm sure I'll be to your liking... ➸ - - - — - - -
♥ Will you accept me this way? Or shall I peirce your heart with steel? ➸ - - - — - - -
Must you always ask such silly questions? I belong to the queen of hearts.
♥ Why not come and mingle? ➸ - - - — - - -
I am the Assassin. Who else could murder so many former heart citizens in the night?
【 DIRTY DETAILS! 】 ++++
d i d n ' t y o u k n o w ? m o n s t e r s g o WOOF! ★++++++
♥ Come closer. Your eyes aren't what they used to be. ➸ - - - — - - -
• Gold
• Black
• 6'1
• Pale white and Formal
→ Me? Hmmm... I would have to say that I dress appropriately for one that serves the queen and princess of hearts. My tastes are rather nice as well. Expensive formal wear normal in the colors of black. That way, you won't be able to see the blood stains. It contrasts with my snow white skin. But if you dare compare me to Snow White, I'll be sure to cut off your head and add t to my collection. Tall and lean. Yes, I may look like a twig to many of you muscle bound morons, but it is merey because I am agile and qute athletically fit. I have no need for muscle when agility is all that matters for my skills. Oh yes, I mustn't forget. My eyes are gold and my hair is black. Don't stare too long though, you may stop breathing and end up in a grave. It really isn't polite to just stand agape in front of someone.
♥ How's the cell? Is it to your liking? ➸ - - - — - - -
Apathetic; Cold; Cacophonic; Lonely
You apparently have no clue of who I am... Well, lets see. I'm sure you know the basics so let's get a bit more elaborate with my personality. I am and will most likely always be, and apathetic cold-hearted harsh b*****d. People are dying in the streets? Your mother or father just died? Who cares? I sure as hell don't. My acute case of apathy syndrom keeps me from being able to feel sympathy for others. That is why I make such a great assassin. Feelings are for the weak. So don't expect me to have them. Do the math before profiling me and lumping me in with anyone, kay? Oh yes, I will indeed give you the cold shoulder. I most likely won't even speak with anyone if they don't interest me or if they don't have a use. Don't expect flowered up reports on things from me either. Bluntness runs in my blood. My words have hurt more than one person before. They will hurt many more. But despite this outer appearnace, I do feel this longing for companionship. In otherwords, yes, I am lonely. But I still push others away. So I just might feel this way forever. What more does a murderer like me diserve?
Cruel; Sadistic; Teasing
Heh heh. It's frowned upon isn't it? In some ways, I'm no different from the king of spades. Why? Well, I love to torment my enemies. And in fact, they are the ones that receive this emotion and trait full on. I'm not the nicest person around. If you get in my way, I'll cut you down. Be you man, woman, or child. It makes no difference to me. But you won't get a fast and easy death either. I like to take my time playing with my prey. I am a sadist at heart after all. Nothing gives me more joy than to watch my oponent writhe in pain or beg for their life to be spared. And you don't know how many of them died, still twitching and moaning, crying their eyes out. The scent of their sweet blood as it poured onto the soil and the sweet cries of their agony. Sometimes it's like I live for those moments. But don't get me wrong. I don't kill everyone. I do have those few people that are alive that I like to tease. It's my only real source of entertainment these days.
Loyal; Untrusting; Intelligent; Cocky; Kind…?
Are you afraid yet? Ha ha ha. I bet you are. If not, then good for you. Because now comes the less sinister but more surprising aspects of me. My loyalty for the queen runs deep. Despite what she had done. But I can't hate someone I serve s dearly... right? Well, truth be told, I hate the queen of hearts, but I am here most loyal servant. I will not betray her. Why? Well.... that's my secret. Maybe you'll know one day. But you should also know that I lack a strong ability to trust. I will not trust anyone other than myself. But if you do somehow manage to get past my defenses, welcome to my circle of friends. Because then, you won't have to fear me. I'm really quite over-protective when it comes down to that cirlcle. Now in other standars, I am considerd iteligent. Quite so actually. Something I had been working on for years. It's so I cannot fall behind my greates rival. So you could imagine how cocky I really am. Confidence in my abilities are what keeps me in good spirits. But my head can get a little big. Thus I wear a hat to cover it up. And as for kindness? Well, what do you think? Would you call me kind? No one would. Neither would I myself call me kind. But I must admit that I do have these strange episodes where I do care about others and I do act nice. I have been trying to rid myself of such things for years as well. But it tends to elude me...
♥ Oh? So you want to here my story? Then sit down in the iron maiden and I shall begin. ➸ - - - — - - -
Just another day…
>>>>>>> Just another life.
Aren't you tired of hearing about a sinister psychopath like me? Geez... Well, on with my snorefest then. I was born on a very cold winter's night on December 17th. Now they say children born on that day are sweet and kind. And truth be told, so was I. I was born into a loving family that had always wanted me. My given name was and still is, Calintz Darkmoore. My family was a high ranking noble family so you can imagine the wealth I was born into as the only son. But I did have two older sisters. Or rather, two older half sisters. Thier mother had died quite some time ago. And I was my father's illegitimate son. But he loved me all the same. My sisters Mary and Suzane begged to differ. So we never got along. But that is veering off track of things. My mother was a maid and she had had a seret affair with my father whom soon after my birth, decided to marry her. So I became legitimate thanks to that. But you can imagine that two people didn't like that at all. But what could they do when all my father did was dote on me and spend time with me? Where was their chance to do anything at all?
The answer; everywhere.
I grew up a rather spoiled yet happy child. Yes, much different from my current state of mind. But that doesn't change what I was so long ago. I was set to be tutored by the best of them and learned quickly. When I was eight, my mother died. Not so tragic for me. Back then, I was already feeling the affects of my lack of sympathy towards others. But it was more hate than aything that drve me to be silent on the day of her death. Not hate for my mother though. Hate for her murderers. Yes, I knew who they were. I had seen them plan it out day by day after all. My dear older sisters had decided that my mother wasn't well cultured enough to remain in our world. So in order to be rid of her, they poisoned her. I loved poisons. It was a hobby of mine to collect them. So it was easy access. My sisters had stolen a vile of one of my most dangerous poisons. They were hoping to frame me. Too bad they had never had the chance to actually blame it on me. I poisoned them myself.
>>Change is always inevitable<<
From then on I was watched like a hawk. My father feared I too would soon depart for the after life and made sure to confine me in the manor. He refused to let out even if it was only in the garden. He grew obssessed with protecting me, his only heir. And as time passed, I grew fed up and bitter. There was no real reason for him to act like that. But I tolerated it for many years. At least until my father also passd away. Oh don't judge. I wasn't the one that killed him. It was his own tired heart that did it. He died of age and illness that had absolutely nothing to do with me. I wasn't so disturbed at that point that I would venture to kill my own father. My sisters had it coming to them. But back to the story. I was then able to take control of my own estate. From then on, I was forced to be different, but still relatively happy with life. So how did I turn into such a horrible person? Well, the story's not over yet.
When I turned sixteen, I entered service of the queen. Because of my intelligence and witt, I was able to become an advisor at a very young age indeed. Who would have expected an earl like myself to do such a thing? It was through invitation that I accepted the job. Not that I ever aspired to do aything about it. But as time passed, several things happened. Nit picky details of my life and I somehow ended up becoming the queen's assassin. I myself don't quite remember the process at all. It was as if I was implanted with a memory or something. Perhaps the memory was extracted instead? Either way, I had no idea how an advisor became the top assassin. Being that it was me, I became slightly confused but lived with it. But this isn't the life changing matter I was speaking of. This one was just how I bacame what I am. Not who I am. So let's look deeper into my chamber of secrets. So don't tell anyone.
Over and done,
>>>>>> Yet still around for more…
Heh heh... So you lasted this far into the story? I'm sure you're gettingbored by now. But anyway. I was young, and I was seeking what all men my age were. A young woman to share my bed and life. Unlike most men, I found a rare beauty that could accept that I murdered people for a living. Stella was stunning and beautiful. She loved to laugh and smile and cook. The perfect angel. But she was a commoner and the dealings of a noble of my class with a commoner was frowned upon horribly. So it was a secret relationship. We did love eachother. I loved her with all my heart. My now torn and tattered heart that refuses to heal. I eventually proposed to her. She was kind enough to accept and I was going to tell everyone of our relationship. I was a black sheep after all. What else could you expect from me? Nothing other than things out of the ordinary. But before I could announce anything, I was confronted by the queen. She had known about this relationship the entire time. And big surprise, she hadn't approved of it.
She ordered me to behead Stella.
My blood was cursed. It had to be. No one I ever cared about seemed to survive at all. But I refused to kill the one person I held most dear, no matter how obedient and loyal I was to the queen. There were just some things that could not be done. But she was prepared for this. She had the guards take me to the courtyard, where they would be holding a public execution. I already knew about the execution but not of whom they were executing. I found out it was Stella. The queen accused her of treason to the crown. But I knew it was not true. So I did what I could. I pleaded with the queen, but she gave the order to behead my dear love. I could not reach her before the blade descended upon her nape and severed her head from the rest of her body. I grew an indistinguishable flame of hatred for the queen that day. But I still remained loyal. Do you see why it would be so hard to beleive I was still on her side? Heh heh. That hatred changed me though. I bacame distant and cruel. Someone the queen had never expected from someone who was once so laid back... Til this day, I still think she lay awake at night, wondering if I would come to exact revenge on her that night.
【 WHAT MORE DO YOU NEED?! 】 ++++
♥ GIVE ME MORE! ➸ - - - — - - -
~ H A R D C A N D Y - I will do a lot for my favorite hard sweets. My sweet tooth doesn't rule my life though. That is actually what is so surprising to me myself.
~ F R I E D S C A L L O P S - Possibly my favorite kind of food. If anything, I wish I could eat this and only this for the rest of my life. Just dangle this in front of me and you could almost guaruntee a truthful answer to any question from me.
~ B L O O D - Pretty simple. I just like the smell, taste and feel of the liquid that gives people life. To me, it feels like power.
~ S T U F F E D A N I M A L S - This is actually supposed to be a secret. I just can't help myself. It's probably one of my few weaknesses. Blackmail is always possible if you knew my secret fetish for these cute and cudly toys.
~ B A T T L E - It just makes me feel alive. I can't find anything quite as exciting as this at present.
~ W O L V E S - I just think they're a better symbol for loyalty and trust. Things I wish I still had for others.
~ M O O N L I G H T S T R O L L S - Yes, I loves the night. It is all I really do that can relax me on a boring day.
~ T H E Q U E E N O F H E A R T S - Can you blame me? She killed my love.
♥ EK! GET IT AWAY! ➸ - - - — - - -
~ B I T T E R F O O D S - I just can't stand anything that didn't have a nice taste like candy. So I like to avoid most vegetables.
~ S P I D E R S - They simply disgust me. I can't stand the sight of such creatures and kill them immediately should I ever come across them.
~ C A T S - They bother me. Mainly since I'm allergic to cats.
~ I D I O T S - Must I explain? They're too annoying for someone with my personality.
~ H O T W E A T H E R - I was born and raised in winter weather. It's no wonder I hates the opposite.
~ H A P P Y C O U P L E S - It reminds me far too much of my past so I can't even stand the sight of them. But I won't bother them. Just leave the area.
【 I GUESS IT WON'T HURT... 】 ++++
a r e y o u s u r e y o u d o n ' t w a n t s o m e Cheescake? ★++++++
♥ Whom is on MY mind all the time...? ➸ - - - — - - -
♥ does the music set the right mood? ➸ - - - — - - -
♥ isn't the decor fantastic? ➸ - - - — - - -
♥ What i do is this one's fault... ➸ - - - — - - -