Interwebz ( Private thread)

[takoxika]

Hmmm...How should I put this... Imagine if all the websites in the world were people, and
they talked, ate, fought, etc. All like normal people.
Each have their own individual personality, and live in the giant city known as Interwebz.
Simple, right? Of course it is...

Rules:

-As with most (if not all) threads, no cybering.Time skips are okay, but, why would you want websites having sex?Really.

-Romance is okay, I guess, but I don't encourage the baby thing, it's just weird to me.


-Don't use ** for actions, and make sure you use "" for speech, I'd like personality's to be consistent, and spell things right.Write at least three sentances a post, but if you are truly brain-dead, that is understandable.


-Make the character a website that actually exists, please.


( I own no website whatsoever, any that are mentioned belong to their rightful owners)

[takoxika]

Profiles:


I'm controlled by: "fluffy pluffy. I thought slavery was banned..."
My name's: "I am Wikipedia. org. You may call me Wick, or Wiki.
Age: "A mere 19, but I have a lifetime of knowledge worth sharing."
Gender: "You're asking me that? ...I am male."
I'm a: "Don't you have eyes? I'm a person."
Story: "Both my parents died when I was 15. Car accident, enough said. I lived with a friend of mine for little over a year, and eventually snagged a room at an apartment downtown. The other people there checked up on me. I had previously gotten a job at a Library, and managed well enough with that. But my friend suggested that I look for a roommate, just for company. And that's how I met Gaia. Time still continues to float by, and I'll probably just tell more later."
Personality: "I do best on my own, but I can still cooperate with others if the time calls it. People have tried to befriend me just for my knowledge, and usually won in the end. I'm not great when it comes down to decisions that would disappoint others. Gaia has even called me gullible. The nerve... I'm just surprised she managed to use the word in a sentence correctly. I've been schooling her since she dropped out--I don't care what she calls it-- and I just like to feel appreciated. It's a good feeling, next to learning something new."
I like: "Knowledge, of course. I always have a book with me. Silence is golden, and I don't mind an occasional conversation with someone as long as they can listen. I'm interested in foreign cultures, so I've been conducting a bit of research on a few different languages. Technology doesn't usually fail to pique my interests. But above all, I just prefer time alone."
I'm not a fan of: "Noise. It disturbs me. Strange things as well. I'm sure Gaia will try and burn my collection of books for this, but I have little interest in animals, as well as those electronic games she plays."
Pets: "I wouldn't have the time to put responsibility on such creatures. And I spend half my time chasing that senseless ferret of Gaia's about the apartment. "
I kiss: "Women. However, I haven't much time to succumb to silly fantasies such as what you speak of. I'll just leave passion to those ridiculous books Gaia reads..."
Image:
Anything else: "I have many secrets. I'll share one. I always carry with me a small notebook, and a pocket dictionary. That is all."




I'm controlled by: "Some weirdo named... fluffy pluffy. Can you believe that? I feel like a dog, or something!"
My name's: "Gaiaonline, dot com! But you can also just call me Gaia. I love nicknames!"
Age: "I'm 17. Once I hit 18, I'll be really old.... kind of like Wick."
Gender: "I'm a girl. Duh! Can't you tell?"
I'm a: "Sometimes, I really wish that I could be a horse or something, but I'm just a regular person. Tragic!"
Story: "Well, Wick and I live together in an apartment. He works, which doesn't sound that fun. But I still do stuff around the house, since he just has his nose in some old book almost everyday. I moved in with him about a year ago, because my parents let me live on my own once I turned sixteen. They said I could leave if I managed to get a roommate. Which I did! And that pretty much covers it. Well, I 'left' High School, since I only had, like, two months left or something. Besides, I learn plenty of other things every day!"
Personality: "Ooh, where do I even start? Well, people are ok, but I definitely like animals better. They just seem to listen to me way better than people, ya know? If I don't like something, I'll be sure to let you know. But other than that, I can be a really good friend! Lots of people say I'm fun to be around, and as for the rest, I don't really care. I don't always judge people, but if they don't like me, I'm sure to have something to say in return. Anyways... who wants a cookie?"
I like: "Animals! Candy! Sleep! Music! Video games! Reading's Ok. Trips to the mall! Fashion! Texting! And a bunch of other things! Sometimes I like Wick."
I'm not a fan of: "Smart-asses, animal haters, creepy people, gross foods, getting up early, and way too many other things."
Pets: "Obviously! I have a pet ferret. Her name is Koko, and she's the sweetest little thing... squeal!"
I kiss: "Puppies! ...Oh yeah, and I guess some guys."
Image:
Anything else: "Yeah! I've rescued a lot of animals, but because of the dumb rules for our apartment, I'm not allowed to keep any of them. I really wanted to keep this funny little raccoon I found once, but Wick said no... Stupid people! Oh yeah, and I'm single. But I don't really like guys much, because they're usually kind of dumb..."


I'm controlled by: Toxic_Rain_Magic
My name's: Fmylife.com (Fme)
Age: 16
Gender: female
I'm a : human
Story: (??? Um. Blank!)
Personality: Emo, depressing, annoying, dislikable.
I like: cutting myself, talking about pain, and reading.
I'm not a fan of: Happy people, her room mate, and the light.
Pets: N/a
I kiss: guys
Image:
Anything else: Fme longs to be happy often, though hides it well.


I'm controlled by: Toxic_Rain_Magic
My name's: Cartoondollemporium.com (dolly or cde)
Age: 14
Gender: female
I'm a : human
Story: Blanky blanky blank!
Personality: Happy, enjoyable, hyper, and annoying.
I like: Sugar, candy, sunlight, friends.
I'm not a fan of: mean people like Fme, veggies, and being kept quiet.
Pets: A small bunny.
I kiss: guys
Image:
Anything else: Dolly lives with Fme, and is an annoying little twirp with the soul of a three year old.

I'm controlled by: "Takoxika, but, liek, what does that mean, lol!"
My name's: "Icanhascheeseburger.com , most call meh burgers though, tat and Barfollomewmew, but let's nt get inta that story, Roflcopterz... It haz to do wif Wiki and hiz notebookz, I hopes he haz not found any of them yet, do not want..."
Age: "Old 'nuff to know betturz :B "
Gender: "Male kitteh man!"
I'm a : "Kitteh American!"
Story: " I twas' born of a mommy kitteh, she was liek all fat till then...And, I forgets..."
Personality: I liek sleeping, and huggles.Most don't liek tat though, but meh cardboard boxes outside teh adoption centerz get so lonelyzzzz...

I like: "I liek takin' pictures with meh camera and writing funneh capshions, Cheeze burgerz are good, many nomz...nom nom...*he begins to stare of into space*"

I'm not a fan of: "Monsterz! Bugs!Being hungry, does not want!"
Pets: "Pbbbhhhtt I'm my own pet mrowr! Lolz, inuendoezzz. "
I kiss: "The people who feed meh!!"
image:

My name's: Facebook , FB
Age: 15
Gender: Girl
I'm a : person, duh!!!
Story: ???
Personality: social.... talkative.... outgoing
I like: the computer, texting
I'm not a fan of: liars
Pets: none
image: http://photobucket.com/images/animegirl/

[takoxika]

Open eek Sweet Jesus muffin!

[fluffy pluffy]

((I wanna post first!! You guys better gimme time to reply, too. : D ))

[takoxika]

(I think Fluffy will kill us because she didn't get to post first... sweatdrop )

[Toxic_Rain_Magic]

((No. She`ll kill me...))

[takoxika]

(Well yes, but i didn't stop you/delete your post lol )

[fluffy pluffy]

Gaia's eyes slowly fluttered open. She blinked rapidly as bright golden rays of sunlight stretched down through the large windows, as if to greet her.

Another pretty day.'

Releasing an enormous yawn, she threw her feet down on the plush, lavender-colored carpet, shuffling her feet as she slowly made her way through the room. On her way out, she snatched up her robe, tossing it around her shoulders like a cape with hasty effort.

She staggered down the flight of stairs, sleep still wrapped around her like a blanket. Her attempts to push the feeling away failed, and she collapsed against the kitchen counter. Her eyes fell on a small object laying nearby. A grin pushed its way across her face as she snatched it up.

She flicked the small switch on the D.S. into the 'On' position. The title screen popped up in a matter of seconds, and she excitedly hopped up and down.

Color and action bloomed before her eyes. Her previous drowsiness had been blown away like a leaf in a summer breeze. Gaze still fixed on the lighted screen, she made a beeline around the kitchen table to the counter. A loaf of bread sat there, so placid in its plastic wrapping. She busied herself by simultaneously playing her game, and also getting out two pieces of bread, which she tossed into the toaster oven. A disappointed frown tugged at her lips as one of the characters in her game dramatically faded away. Fingers still operating the game, she finally looked up, and punched a button on the toaster with her free hand. It started up with a reporting click. Satisfied, she continued to play her game, determination burning in her eyes like a small fire.

Minutes crawled by. The indigo-haired girl was completely oblivious of such--

DING!

--at least until the toaster stopped.

With a cry of alarm, Gaia toppled over sideways. She watched in despair as the D.S. flew from her hands.

"Noooo!"

Horror swam across her face, and her eyes moved with her beloved game as it soared towards the door. She buried her head in her arms. It was too much to endure. Too, too much....

"What's going on now?"

Gaia flicked her head back up. She blinked, staring dumbly at Wiki, who held her D.S. in his hands. His eyebrow arched as he silently stepped towards her, placing the game on the counter.

"I suggest you take better care of your things," he stated. A separate thought seemed to have sparked in his mind, because he added casually, "Oh, and that ferret of yours got loose."

"Oh no! KOKO, I'LL SAVE YOU!" Gaia flew by in a blur, shoving past her wincing roommate. She bounded up the stairs, taking them two at a time. Loud footsteps echoed throughout the apartment as she anxiously sprinted between rooms.

Wiki just shook his head, his choppy silvery-black locks whipping about his head. Gaia constantly forgot to lock her pet's cage. He silently wondered where the animal had ended up, but wasn't entirely sure if he wanted to know.

((I wrote something! biggrin And no, luckily, because I actually feel kinda normal right now.))

[fluffy pluffy]

((By the way... I'll have to go sometime soon. Gotta work on Art. D: ))

[takoxika]

(Hooray!*Jumps up and throws confetti everywhere.)

The manager of the animal adoption center hesitantly approached the front door of his establishment.A shivering hand reached into the pocket of his trench coat, and pulled out a single key, and inserted it into the doors keyhole, the whole time his eyesight moving between the doorknob and...The box. "Alright Petfinder. com, we best get this over with..." he assured himself.
He turned the key sideways, unlocking the door with a click! slowly opened it, the bells attached to the door from the other side rang ding-a-ling!
"RAWR!!!" The red haired beast pounced from its home inside the card board box and latched onto Pet Finders coat, to which the website let out a blood curdling shriek.
"FEED MEH!"The strange creature demanded.

[IXxXI-Sweet-Thang-IXxXI]

(I am confused. I don't know what my name should be.... any ideas? and for now its bookworm)

Bookworm squinted her eyes tightly. The light shined brightly in her eyes. "Aghh!!" Her own scream startled herself. Another day in the police station. Or a worse name, PRISON. "Why am I even in here?"
"Phone call," The police man yelled in the jail cell. A man came close to her with a rugged old beard looking about 60 "Wanna be my friend?" He hugged her grossly.
"Eww, get off me!!!!!!!"

She grabbed the phone and sighed. "Hello?"
"I will bail you out, but next time, don't get drunk and flash everyone at the city party." It was her mom.
"Ahh, I know, I know. " She shrugged. "Boy am I stupid."

(Yes she is in jail!! whee tehe.)

[fluffy pluffy]

Throwing herself on the floor, Gaia swept back the trailing blanket draped across her bed. "Ko? Where are you?" she called. Her eyes scanned around, but all she could uncover were tufts of dust. With a sigh, she stood up, and continued to look around. Her room, which had been relatively clean five minutes ago, was now a slight disaster. Clothes were scattered about, along with several pillows. The items that had neatly been lined on shelves were knocked over in her haste to keep searching around.

She cut her drifting gaze over to Koko's cage. Normally, the ferret would have happily been sifting through its comfy bedding and preparing to nap. Or be pushing around its toys. Something like that. But for now, the animal was nowhere to be found.

With a pitiful cry of defeat, Gaia threw herself across her bed. The thick, silky blankets seemed to melt around her as she just laid there, blank as stone.

She could hear approaching footsteps, but refrained from moving. She wanted to cry, and silently berated herself for leaving Koko's cage open again. How did that one little tidbit always seem to escape from her many webs of thought?

A light cough alerted her. She glanced up and saw Wiki standing in the doorway.

"I don't suppose it ever occurred to you that she could have gotten past your room? Animals do have feet, you know," he informed her, rather stiffly. Gaia started to interrupt, until she noticed that Koko was nestled in hands.

"Wick!" The girl was thoroughly excited, and leaped to her feet almost instantly. "You found Ko!"

"Indeed." As he spoke the one word, he calmly handed the animal to her. "I don't expect this to happen again, either."

"Well, of course not!" Gaia declared hotly. She slid a thin finger down her pet's spine. "I'm not dumb, ya know!"

Wiki flicked his eyes from her, to the happy ferret in her hands, and back. Without a word, he walked away. His hand slid into his pockets, and he drew out his notebook in a fluid moment. He jotted something down as he headed back downstairs.

"That Wick!" Crossing the room, Gaia placed Koko in her large cage, a sour expression drawn over her face. "That Wick," she repeated to nobody in particular. She rolled the two words around as she paused and latched the cage, confirming that it was actually closed. "He thinks he's so smart. Hmph!"

[takoxika]

"Icanhascheezburger..."Pet hissed, after collecting himself well enough to do so.
"Burgers"The wild haired child corrected stiffly, still clinging to his coat. "Burgers iz meh name, yush."
"Burgers,then." his temple throbbed in annoyance "I think-" he was suddenly interrupted by a series of clapping.
"Good jobz!" Burger exclaimed, truly amazed while clapping madly. "You rememberz it!I thought you waz slow at firsts, but maybe naut!"
This was the final straw for the manager.
"That's it!"Pet screamed. "Out!Off my property!You caused me nothing but grief for the past year!You jump around, eat my food and scream in that, that...Dribble of a language you call English!" he seethed.Burgers simply grinned innocently, revealing some particularly pointed canine teeth.
"You're funny."
"Off!" As a last resort, Pet gave the boy's tail a strong stomp.This resulted in a deafening yowl from the child, and causing Burgers to run away on all fours like an animal.