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Post: 54571847_16 created on Wed Sep 23, 2009 12:03 amPosted: Wed Sep 23, 2009 12:03 am
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![]() And it’s so easy when you’re evil This is the life, you see The Devil tips his hat to me I do it all because I’m evil Alexander “Alex” Kerberos Walking into the bar, Alex felt just a bit self-conscious. The banker he’d been sent to kill had gotten blood all over his nice, clean shirt when he flailed around, trying desperately not to die. Why had he struggled so much? Alex mused as he walked over to the bar. His employer had forbidden him from “playing” with his victim (something Alex decided to charge him extra for, though the mobster didn’t seem to mind), so if the guy had just stayed still and taken the bullet, it would have been over for him in a heartbeat. Why did he not want to die? This confused Alex. It was solid fact that everyone died sooner or later; the banker was lucky to go with his clothes on and in the comfort of his own home. So why make a fuss? The sociopath assassin sighed and looked around. The waitress he remembered from his last visit here was gone, probably killed by that weird sickness that targeted those without a Y chromosome. Pity that; Alex usually didn’t go for girls because they had funny ideas about one night stands and relationships, but every once in a while there was a chick who really knew how to handle a guy. Oh well. Another advantage of having an acquaintance like that was a sure pass to the bar. Even now, with the world going to hell and all, a couple of bars still enforced the drinking age. Alex didn’t want to stain his shirt even more; it was brand new, freshly stolen from his neighbor who just couldn’t keep his classical music down. Sharp olive eyes spotted a green haired beauty walk past with a drink in an outfit that made Alex crave something else besides alcohol. “Hey gorgeous, I’ll have one of whatever he’s getting!” he hollered from his seat. And I do it all for free Your tears are all the pay I’ll ever need. |
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