BW2: Planeshift ((read instructions first.))

[Griffin_2007]

Unfortunantly for Evan, his mother - being a mother- knew immediatly something was up.

Corrin looked about supiciously, trying to figure out what, besides the paladin, was setting allarms off in her head. "Mercutio." She said

"Yes?"

"Don't you think our children are being a bit too quiet."

"I hadn't noticed, but now that you mention it." she paused, listening. "Yed, yes they are."

Mercutio glared at the diner guest, as if expecting him to fall to the ground confessing their grand scheme, but instead he just scratched his chin with his injured finger. her eyes narrowed even further as she asked. "what did you do to your hand?"

"What?" he was confused, until he noticed the slice. "Oh, nothing. Cut myself on the silverware, nothing big."

"Cut yourself on the silverware?" She asked suspiciously.

"When?" Corrin interceded.

"Uh..." He glanced between the sisters. "I think when Evan - "

"EVAN!" his mother was off like a shot, thundering up the stairs faster then he'd ever thought possible. Soon she was pounding on a door hollaring. "GET YOU a** OUT HERE, YOUNG MAN! YOU KNOW BETTER THEN TO CAST DARK SPELLS IN THE HOUSE!"

[blackjack]

Evan was well prepared for this, he had never bothered to learn any none destructive spells save fore this one. He waved his hand over the Things he had set up and they instantly dissappeared leaving no trace that they were ever there. "Mom i'm not casting dark magic i'm just trying to find some spell that could hurt that stupid fae. jeez no faith in your own child."

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she peered in the room to see Addy and Cailen innocently playing 'Patty Cake' on her bed, and absolutly nothing suspicious anywhere in the room. Corrin gave her son a flat look. "No, of course I don't, you are your father's son. I don't trust you half as far as Cailen can throw you."

She moved in the room. Suddenly she grinned. "Oh, Dear Mr. Luther, would you mind Joining me?"

Addy eyed her aunt worriedly at the sweet tone, knowing nothing good could come of it, but she and Cailen continued their charade.

Roland on the other hand, hauled himself drudgingly from his seat, knowing there was nothing but doom at the top of those stairs. He opened the door carefully, seeing the wicked smile on the Mother's face. Luckily, it was aimed at her son and not himself.

"Um, yes, ma'am?" he asked timidly.

"Oh, come, come." She waved him eagerly in.

Once he stood next to her, she looked from Evan to Roland and explained. "Let me make myself clear. Evan, you're up to something, and I WILL know what. Roland can dispel all magic and needs a reason for us not to slit him throat and leave his rotting corpse in the hills. I'll give you all five minuted to have every last ingredient in the middle of this room, or one of you dead."

She gave everyone a vicious smirk.

"Ta, ta!"

And with that she left the room.

[blackjack]

Evan sighed and started gathering evry ingredient in sight soon there was a huge pile of different colored powders and liquids, some herbs, a few candles, a skull and even a deck of cards lying in the centre of the room. All the stuff he had already set up werent among them though. He had researched this paladin's ability during dinner and he was certain it wouldnt disspell his spell, after all this spell didnt need to be sustained, it was already cast.

"Mom i think i've got everything!"

Cailan just sat there, confident that Evan's spell would work like it had so many times before.

[Griffin_2007]

(OOC:Actually, no... your spell would go bye bye with everything else magical. Its a magical deadzone. I figure you should just cast your spell while mother's away. XD)

Roland simply stood stock still in the center of the room, allowing the teens to up-end all of their michief. He couldn't help but think that if they had this much stored up, only they knew how much more was secretly stashed elsewhere.

They didn't seem to be the type of children that actually obeyed their parents.

Roland Sighed and waited for the hell woman's return, cringing as Evan call her forth.

[blackjack]

Evan heard his mother's footsteps on the stairs moments later, accompanied by his father's, and...was she giggling? A moment later Blackjack stuck his head through the doorway and looked at Roland. "Hey Roland, could you be a dear and gather up that stuff and put it in my study? Evan get out your camping gear out boy it's such a beautifull night." As he said this rain kept falling in bucketloads outside with the occasional flash of thunder mixed in off course. "If anyone needs anything Corrin and i are going to be bed so tough luck."

[Griffin_2007]

Addy and Cailen shuddered at the idea of their... ewwww.....
She didn't want to 'camping' but she wasn't going to stay here either...

her eyes slid over to Roland... Human anchor, eh?

"Evan, Spell, now. I don't care what it does, I'm NOT staying here."

[blackjack]

"Heh music to my ears Addy." With a single gesture the prepared circle reappeared in the centre of the room. Evan quickly instructed Cailan and Addy on what they had to do while Roland was gone. He started chanting the arcane words that were supposed to unlock the gate to power, at least if he had translated correctly.

A multicolored vortex started swirling around them as Evan reached the last verse of the incantation, Cracks started to appear on the different gems he had prepared for the ritual and before Roland, who had finally returned, could stop them or call for help they were...gone.



Evan awoke in a damp, dark marsh, his head felt like it would split in two any second now, probably backlash from casting the spell. He looked around but couldnt find the others anywhere. "ADDY! CAILAN!!.....Roland." Where were they? Had they left him behind?



Cailan was inspecting his surroundings, he was in a forest of some kind, one he hadnt seen before. He had noticed that it was noon which either ment that he had been unconscious for a while or that he was faaaaar away from home.

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Oh lordy, her head hurt like some mexican pinata beat ten times past sunday by the green bay packers. not only that, but there was the distinct feel of sunlight on her face, which led to why she was awake. Evan was going to get his a** kicked! Not only did the spell obviously not work, but their parents had found then, and someone had left the blonds open.

You never left the blinds open.

She cracked her eyes and gave a small growl, not registering that yes, it was a window, but did her's have that pattern, because of the chirped. "Oh, milord, she awake!"

Addy cringed at the high pitched overly happy bringer of paaaaaaain.

"Dear dove, do not stir so fearfully, you are safe." A dashingly handsome man of about mid twenties sat beside her, blocking the sun.

To say he was gorgeous would be an injustice to him, that auburn hair, those stunning blue eyes, perfect skin, chiselled jaw. So, Prince Charming vs. mind killing headache.

"Ugh." She groaned, pulling her pillow out from under her head. "You are so not worth it." And with that, she rolled over, covered her head, and went to sleep.

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"Aye, this one will strike a fair price. Got a few scars on him, but there are those who fin that particularly inviting."

"He looks a bit tough, think you can control him?"

"Bratten will have not problems."

Roland came to slowly, his mind just a wee bit foggy after Evan's magical display. Speaking of... He looked around him, seeing nothing but a wall of manacles in front of him, and if his hands were any sign, a wall of manacle to his back.

"He's pretty enough to nearly double our income, particularly working both sides."

"You think?"

Who was pretty? the two voices continued to confer as Roland came to a heart wrenching conclusion. No.. they wouldn't. "EVAN!" He called. "Ev - Ungh"

Fist met his bare stomach, causing him to weeze as a monstrosity, even in comparison to Cailen, of a man glared down at him.

"Ah, calling out for your sweetheart?" On man sneered.

"Don't worry, we'll find you a new one soon enough. You'll be worth quite the pretty penny in the house." the other jabbed.

So they didn't have Evan? and what... oh no...

A brothel house.

he gulped.

[blackjack]

Evan had been walking through the swamp for what felt like ages before he finally found something resembling a town. He walked up to the ramshackle buildings but quickly hid himself as he watched a fat devil whip a few slaves. "Come on then work harder. We're already behind schedule this just wont do. We need to have this thing ready for when his lord arrives." Evan glared at the display. Devils, what were their kind doing here? He tried to get a bit closer to the town but was stopped by a tall man wrapped in chains. A kyton! He jumped back and readied himself for a fight. "Now now my pretty, there's no need to be alarmed, Ryl wont hurt you unless i ask him to." An attractive you woman walked up to the man wrapped in chains and gently caressed him. The Woman was simply...breathtaking no other word for it and if it wasnt for her huge feathery wings and sinister eyes he would have mistaken her for a woman. "Erinyes!" He hissed at the appearance of the devil counterpart to the succubi.



Cailan was marching towards the east. He had climbed the highest tree he could find in the forest and had seen a castle town not far away. "I hope i can get some information about this place from that town. Maybe i can even find out if anyone's seen Addy."



"Milord! She's waking up again." The handsome man that was guarding Addy called out again as Addy finally seemed to be stirring again. A small boy, not much bigger than Addy walked over to the bed and watched as Addy woke up. "It's good to see that you're okay milady." The boy smiled at Addy, his greyish skin looking almost like....stone in the sunlight.

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The Erinyes cocked her brow at the harsh response. The boy had gaul, that was certain. It would also be quite tasty after her Kyton ripped out his heart.

"Now, now," She seductively suggested, swaying forward with her bare hips catching his attention. "Such a tongue in a child." She began to circle him. Suddenly, she was at his ear, whispering. "I can make you a man, if you're willing." Her hand ghosted along the band of his pants before she was once again in front of him.

"Well?"

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Addy opened her eyes slowly and more then a wee bit grudgingly, meeting those of the apparent lord. So the sex god wasn't her hero. Oh well.

"What are you?" she snapped. "Five?"

Just because he saved her, was showing her supreme hospitality if the room was anything to measure by, and came to check on her health himself didn't mean she had to be friendly in anyway.

What? She was raised by a whore and overgrown cow in the middle of nowhere, what do you expect?

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Roland would have fought, but the fact her was tossed over the giants shoulder like a sack of potatoes, manacles an all, made that thought a bit menial.

Things became steadily worse, though, as the day went on. Luckily, it seemed since Roland was being so obediant there wouldn't be any of the 'breaking in' process.. which by the sounds coming from the assigned rooms, included several types of sexual torture...

He shuddered at the thought. Physical torture was something he could live with. Perhaps with mental scars, but live. The other.. he wasn't so sure.

eventually he was hauled into a room with several other whores, most who seemed to be experianced. All were beautiful, whether male or female, but oddly all except for himself had dark hair hair that seemed, well, fake. Dyed almost.

so whoever they served like the darker, and by their clothes, kinkier side of things. How... fun...

For once in his life, Roland had a baaaaaad feeling about having natually long dark hair...

He found leather pants and what appeared to be a fine knitted silver chainmail shirt, sleeveless, as if it were a summer shirt, laying on the table assigned to him. Well, so much for this...

[blackjack]

"Your tricks dont work on someone who's half demon wench." Evan had considered his situation carefully, he could take care of both devils but not without alerting everyone within 5 miles and if there was an erinyes around there was bound to be a higher level devil who kept her as a pet, all things taken into account starting a fight wouldnt be the smartest thing to do. "You've got 5 seconds to walk away." Then again Evan was never the brightest bauble of the bunch.



"I am lord Dmitri, ruler of these lands in my fathers absence, and proud defender of the world tree. And for your information i'm 16." Dmitri was used to getting remarks about his height, after all since his Dad was half rock giant and his mother was a full blooded rock giant he was supposed to be huge even at his age. "Henry would you mind asking the kitchen personel to make our princess anything her heart desires. And draw her a bath im sure she'll want to relax a bit before dinner."

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"Um.." Addy cut in. "first off, If you want anything done, you ask me if I want it done, because i'll only do what I damn well feel like doing! Secondly, you're sixteen?" Addy erupted in a rather offensive display of belly shaking laughter completely at the lord's expense. She began coughing, catching her breath with another round of chuckles. "Right, sure, sixteen. Thirdly, I know I should be use to hanging around complete freaks of nature what with my family and all, but last time I checked things with a serious skin condition, like, I don't know, being made out of STONE, they tend to not move. Lastly, tree? You're protect a bloody tree? If there was a tree worth chopping down only the lord knows how many other trees to build a castle to protect it, I would know!"

With a huff she sat up completely, only to realize as the sheet fell away, she had no clothes. Scream gave an ear splitting scream, yanking the sheet back over her chest.

"OH MY GOD! YOU PERVERTS WHAT DID YOU DO TO ME!" She reached for whatever ammo she had, which were her pillows, and chucked the large balls of fluffiness at her targets. "I WANT MY CLOTHES BACK RIGHT NOW!"

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The Erinyes froze at his comment. Half demon? Wasn't that impossible? By the demon mandrate of Chivallren no demon may harbor feelings of adoration or warmth towards a human or any other creature upon penalty of endless suffering. Demons could only bear children with those of another race if they loved them. So that led her to believe...

"Tell me, child." She drawled with her seductive tinge. "Who are your parents?"

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"My brother gets all the attenion! I mean, father gave us money for our personal enjoyment, and HE goes and purchases an Erinyes! What do I get from that? Hearing them go at it all night while I'm stuck realizing there's no sex for me!" Roland looked over at the overly volumptuos woman...er... ish... like...Oh crap... She was a DEMON... as she ranted about her unsatisfactory sex life...

It made Corrin and BlackJack's discretion look like a nunnery....

Oh, how he was pleased woman held no appeal for him at that moment. Only the lord knew how he'd react when a fine female form such as herself entered the room otherwise. By the lustful glances and awkward shifting from the other males, it wasn't hard to pretend.

Instead he leaned his head back, closed his eyes and more importantly his ears to the outside world. Happy thoughts, what sort of happy thoughts did he have? An image of Addy tackling Evan, ranting about some plant or another came to mind, his comical thrashing quite apparent. While he played the dangerous troublemaker - and he was, just to be clear, usually living up to that part - he never actually struck his smaller cousin.

the family, for being peculiar and a bit on the odd side, was loving. Everyone watched over the girl, most kept and eye open for Evan, and Cailen was rescued when needed.

"Oh, he's perfect!" Came the screeching voice from above him. The sharp toothed woman clashed her hands together and twittered happily to the house owner, exchanging prices.

For him.

To... do THAT with... Her....

Oh...NO.

[blackjack]

The small lord stood his ground intending to reply to all of the things she had summed up while Addy kept throwing pillows at him and a few servants rushed in with loads of dresses and other apparel.

"First off I was merely presuming that you would want something to eat and some time to relax, if this is not what you want then you have to say but a word and i shall cancel my order. Secondly I am indeed sixteen even though i might not look it due to my...small stature, a birth defect im told. Thirdly, my parents both have rock giant blood in them which explains my stonelike skin. Lastly, yes we are protecting the world tree, the bringer of life for without it this world would surely perish.

Your clothes were drenched when we found you and i was afraid you might get pneumonia if we didnt take them off. I assure you that i made sure that it were female servants who undressed you."



"None of your bussiness devil. I dont go around asking what spawned something as hideous as you and why they didnt kill you as soon as you were born. Now if you will excuse me i have places to be." Evan walked over to the small town, sure it might be devil infested but after having cast that spell and his walk through the swamp he was damn hungry. At least there wouldnt be a shortage of raw flesh.

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"As much as I love trees, and since you don't know me i'll clarify I really love trees, the world is not run by one. I mean, that would be one stoic government." she mocked. "'So, Mr. Tree, what are you going to do with the most recent thrash of demons raging upong our peaceful little dimention..... Ah, keeping secrets! Well, what about your opinions on the previous demon invasion? Do you consider the Valis sisters and their husbands heroes?'"

She gave the giant a flat look.

Wait.. Giant... as in one of the many immortal creatures banished from earth and cast into a plane dimention. With demons, and other... nasty...

She screamed again, throwing her last pillow and hurling her powers out to break throught the thick stone blocks that made her room, the wooden rafters pinning each of the room's occupants to eith wall or ceiling.

In a flurry of movement, she grabbed a long under dress, slipped it over her head, and raced fromt he room, hoping to escape the giant - I crush your bones to make my bread- castle.

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Roland was, in a nut shell, flipping out. Quietly, of course. The prices just went higher, and her eyes became hotter as she raked them over him. It gave him the chills of ewwwwwwww....