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Insane Lycan
Beep! Beep! Beep! A pager goes off on Iri's table. It lists a number that no doubt leads to either a really secure line, or a disposable phone. It's the modus operandi for any messages she gets from that particular pager though, and it was definitely in Iri's interests to call the number listed.
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"Millennium hand an' shrimp..." mumbles a hobo in a crate-stren alley between two warehouses.
"Whotsat?" one of his companions says, peering at the first one.
"Jus' some line fromma book I read once," the first hobo replies before taking a swig from a bottle of something presumably alocholic concealed in a paper bag, "Jus' seemed right t' say."
"It makes no sense though," a third one speaks up while tugging at some filthy but otherwise unmatted locks, "Talk of shrimp is just going ta make us hungry, and what's a millennum hand supposed to be?"
"Something that the Millenium Flacon returns to after a flight?" the second hobo suggests, reaching for the bagged bottle. He takes a swig from it after the first itinerant passes it over. "Haaah...anyway, no luck in finding any rats nearby. Funny, you'd think they'd be around. I did find some leftover lunch scraps from some workers though. Just as well the rats aren't around, hey? Pristine condition!"
The first man laughs at that in a sardonic way, prompting the second to peer at him suspiciously and ask, "What's so funny?"
"Nothin', nothin'," the first replies, "Jus' th' notion of calling scraps 'in pristine condition,' that's all."
"Well, they are," the second replies a bit hotly, "Even if it's irrespective of what it came from."
The female huffs a bit and says, "Well, don't horde it then, Shig. If Bran over there will heat it up, we can at least have somethin' in our bellies besides watered-down booze."
"Alright, alright," Shig replies, "Best do as Lace says, Bran."
Bran grumbles and sits up,as Shig produces the table scraps from a bag inside his dirty clothing. Muttering under his breath, Bran points at the scraps, which suddenly begin steaming in the chill air. Lace suddenly produces a clean-looking plate that seems like it shouldn't have fit under her jacket. At the other two's looks, she fidgets and says, "What? Who it belonged to don't need it now."
"You didn't..." Shig stats to say.
"Naw, nothin' like that," Lace is quick to jut in, "I found it honest."
Bran snorts, "Honest as a used car salesman."
"Oh, hush you!"
"Save some fer me," Bran says, suddenly standing up, "I gotta go leak th' lizard."
"Whatever. Don't take long, otherwise ya won't get anything."
"Yeah, yeah." Bran stumbles off farther down the alley and out of site behind a pile of crates.
Wasting no time, Shig grabs some of the heated-up scraps and begins chowing down. He couldn't be accused of having an excess of table manners, and Lace is little better.
Something clatters down the alley where Bran went, though the dim lightning condition made it hard to see anything more than a few feet away. "Didja trip over somethin', Bran?" Lace calls out. She and Shig share a glance when there's no response.
"Think he passed out?"
"Dunno. Wouldn't be th' first time."
"Should we save the scraps?"
"Nah. If he's out, then he's forf-given up his rights to 'em."
A scrape of food on concrete is heard. "Bran?" Lace calls out, "Look, don't give us th' silent treatment."
"Oh, leave 'em be," Shig says, "Y'know he ain't quite right in th' head anyways, so let's-"
CRACK! Whatever Shig had been about to say gets cut off as he gets booted in the head hard enough to cave in his skull. As for who booted him, it lies a couple feet away, a lone foot and part of the lower leg. As to the rest of the owner...
Lace begins screaming as Shig slumps over, which only heightens to ear-piercing shrieks as she sees what had thrown the foot, and what became of Bran. Her shrieks get cut off abruptly with a wet gurgle.