"A-ah. Yeah..." he sighed. "So. Uh. Hey! Hey, come on!" he started to move oddly, his armor shaking, and then, "Ooooohshi-"
And then there was a huge, black thing plastered on the wall, bright eyes staring down at him.
I AM DARKSIDE
"-it." Tyrone grumbled. "Bagga, meet Darkside. He's my... Not so better half."
I'M WHAT YOU WANTED YOU LITTLE s**t DON'T ******** AROUND
"Darkside, come on, man, this is my boss."
YEAH, AND THAT'S WHAT KEPT YOU FROM GETTING WHAT YOU WANTED YOU IDIOT
"Alright, that's enough! Inside voice!"
Laughter rose from the... Thing.