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who should we piss off this time?????

gods of Egypt(stupid animal headed gods) 0.11666666666667 11.7% [ 21 ]
norse gods (oh f*ck, they'll kill us) 0.12222222222222 12.2% [ 22 ]
greek gods (didn't we kill them all? I think we must some) 0.055555555555556 5.6% [ 10 ]
false gods (if they are false what are they?) 0.077777777777778 7.8% [ 14 ]
elder gods (they have many names, one of them is ichabod van hellsing's b***h) 0.05 5.0% [ 9 ]
cultists (don't drink the kool aid, just don't) 0.15 15.0% [ 27 ]
aliens!!!!! (you did not see this option) 0.11111111111111 11.1% [ 20 ]
evil super villain (I am doctor victor von doooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooom! shut up) 0.083333333333333 8.3% [ 15 ]
f*ck it let's have some zombies made by a doctor who try to help but realize he has a talent for EVIL! 0.23333333333333 23.3% [ 42 ]
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Max appears beside Misu, grinning. "you know, parents-in-law are unbearable, but my sister-in-law shouldn't be too bad." He says, grinning. "You know where the conference is being held?"

Bee sighs, shaking his head. 'stupid' He scolds himself, then he tilts his head. "So...How much have you read?" He asks, looking at the mountain of books.

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((it might get boring))

"is max in hell?" ikki asked "I doubt he would deliver a declaration of war against humans, some devil wanna be just attacked the UN, I need to get there"

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"Standing right behind you, runt." Max says in an annoyed voice. "I was hoping you could explain?" He asks, having snuck up on Ikki.

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Yuki tilts her head, 'He left Hell, which is why I'm here..' Yuki replies then looks over to Beel frowning. "I'm very old." She infoms him, as if that where a way to measure how many books she had read. Yuki looked to the window then back at Beel. "Is there anything I can help you with?" "If not, I must do my work..I don't only stay in Hell."

Misu shakes her head, "Don't get addresses Hun." she sighs leaning against his shoulder. "There's another dumbass trying to ruin what we died for."

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'Ouch....That's cold.' Bee thinks, sighing. "No, nothing else i suppose." He says, opening a portal with a wave of his hand, he stalks through it, one hand on one of his swords. "I'm going to kill you, Max." He growls as he exits on Earth, his face bright red.

((We're all tired, ya?))

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ikki turned around to face max "I'm taller than you, just barely" he said "a demon is attacking the united nations and is declaring war on all of humanity"

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"Because I like this form." Max says, shrugging. "So...Where's the UN?" He asks, twirling a finger in the air. "I'm never up here, don't expect me to know where everything is..."

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"new york" ikki said "I'm going"

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"I think not." Max says, crossing his arms. "This is for professionals, and you need to keep Misu from making rash decisions." He grins, cracking his knuckles. "This guy's making my name go bad." He says, turning to a portal, he grins. "Keep the Inn safe in case the fight gets here."

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"dude you trained me, you and kyle beat every move you guys know into my skull" he said "I'll stay here and cut anyone down who threaten's this inn"

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"Club." Max corrects, sighing. "I keep forgetting they converted it four years ago..." He grins. "Counting on you, Ik." He says, shortening the nickname. Max steps through the portal and finds himself outside the UN, walking calmly past Security, they didn't pay any attention to him. He makes his way into the room and watches quietly, frowning. 'this guy's got nothing on me.' He thinks, sighing. 'what a waste of time.'

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"human you will submit to me" the wanna be said "or die", some human soldiers fired on the demon who used the human as a shield

ikki pulled his sword out of his chest "the power of understanding!" he joked

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Max clears his throat during the Silence, bringing attention to himself. "why should humanity follow you?" He asks, walking down an aisle. "Why follow someone who just wants to use them for food or shields?" He grins, his eyes flashing at the wannabe. "Of course, Humans aren't the easiest prey...especially when they've got good protection." He grins and assumes his full Demon form, a large wolf glaring at the person impersonating him. "You've got five seconds to run before I toast your smug a**."

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"who are you?" the demon said turning to glare at max

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"The guy you're impersonating." Max growls, his fur bristling as flames start to gather in his mouth. "My name is Max...And that's all you need to know."

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