The Amazing Spiderman!
The freak didn't budge from the attack he let loose on him in fact it looked like he kind of enjoyed it. He kind of slid on the ground like he was trying to surf?
Great now this lunatic is rolling around like he's from a roller derby. Before he could give a sassy one liner and follow up with a brand new attack his spider sense flared up and he jumped to the wall on his left, clinging to it. The guy was spouting some line about his suit and also admiring his junk. "
Seriously? What is everyone's problem with spandex! It's a totally breathable material and not to mention it doesn't stain. And why the hell are you checking me out pal? I'll have you know I don't swing that way! " He told him bouncing off the wall to cling upside down from the staircase above them. His spider sense kept tabs on when the guy thought he had an opening so Ian figured he had the upper hand on the scarf wearing froot loop. "
I'll have you know the tracer was to make sure I kept up to date on the whole murderous looney who thinks he can run this town business, but seeing as you were dumb enough to come crawling back here I don't need to. Honestly though what makes you think I'm a peeping tom? Is it the mask? Or maybe the spider themed onesy? Well I thought about a scarf believe it or not, but I didn't want to give off the whole 'I hang out at playgrounds and whack it in my windowless van' vibe. Maybe a change in wardrobe would be wise." He retorted to the banter with a taste of his own and then decided to get back on the offensive. He opened up with some webballs to make sure distance was kept between the two of them, he was fast enough to catch Ian even if he had his spider sense.
Just when he didn't think the fight could escalate any further some blonde guy rocketed up the stairs and caught one of the railings. He placed himself in front of Alison and looked at him and Sabotage with ill intentions. "
Oh hey uh, no I'm the good guy. Maybe you've heard of me. Well maybe not." Before he could open his mouth to say anything else his spider sense flared up again. He turned to see a sight that made his stomach churn. "
Holy freakin' crap it's the kung fu panda. I see you've finally achieved your super sayin form, and might I see you are looking lovely today." He commented on the obvious rise in power from last time, this was beginning to look more and more like a slaughter and unfortunately he wasn't going to be doing the winning. His spider sense went off again, this time he couldn't find the source he did a double take to make sure he wasn't missing something crucial, but nope notta. Then another contender came bounding into the room some freakin' chick charging herself with electricity. "
I guess this means I'm officially America's sweetheart. Well seeing as I'm painfully outnumbered and not entirely sure who's who in this super powered free for all. I only have one thing to say! He tensed up and readied himself for action knowing that his next move would need to be well thought out and painfully effective. "Raise your hand if your on my side!" He yelled raising his own hand from his upside down position on the staircase above the fighters.