Reaping Benefits
"Look bub. I just ******** CAN'T! I have tried. For AEONS I have tried to off that little b*****d. Catastrophes? Ha! Plagues? Ha! Infected Paper-Cuts? Look desperation drives you to try ANYTHING. That little son-b***h cannot die!" The hollow haunting, though heavily inebriated voice rasped out across the way to Di-6 from the cloaked skinless figure.
Di-6 smoked his cigar and took notes. The NEST badge, a variation of the old Red City Corps crest glistened brassy and bright in the flickering lights of the bar. The skeletal apparition took another drag off of his own before puffing out an aggravated cloud of disappointment and anger. Then he sighed heavily.
"I'm a goddamn laughing stock at the office! Even the big wigs, the Head Haunchos gave up trying to intervene. He can't die! And no body knows why!"
"Those I represent believe we have found the answer, though it really raises more questions."
Had the ancient Reaper Corps messenger of death eyebrows he would have raised them, albeit comically with his drunken dispondency. "Come again?"
"Science once again prevails over sorcery. Afterall it was through our advanced technology I was even able to track you here. To everyone else you appear as an old bearded man in tattered clothes, but I clearly see what you are through these." Di-6, as the NEST agent was designated, giving up his birth name long ago even before the NEST conversion of inner-circle initiates, tapped his stylized aviator-style shades. "And I have seen enough others of your metaphysical pan-dimensional brotherhood to determine you're an older generation. Very classic reaper. Kinda silly really. Watching a spirit of death try to drown his immortal a** in spirits of another sort." He allowed a smile. The faint blue radiant glow in the blood vessels of his soft tissue shimmered a bit in the neon glow of the advertisement sign. "That same science has determined that there is a unique energy signature that radiates from the subject that defies all known spectrums and observed behaviors, except for faint evidence of it pulsing from Suna Desert southern region and the remains of our orbital station that mysteriously self-detonated before it completed its mission. The subject is now in custody in our labs within the heart of the new NEST hive within Red City's core. The Arok Stone seems to be reacted to him. And its been going haywire ever since the anomaly in the desert. Tell me, what do you know of...this entity?"
A digitally printed image was slid across the counter carefully. It depicted a strange flowing mass of colors and light, with a distinct metallic-mirrored face oriented where there would be a head. It was taken as an aerial from the ground point of view. The face was shaped like a baby sheep.
The reaper's mouth gaped open as he bucked in his bar chair stool almost falling backwards. "THE ******** KING IN YELLOW? HASTUR? WHAT THE ******** DOES HASTUR HAVE TO DO WITH THE GODDAMN GOBLIN?!?!?!?!?"
"King In Yellow. Sounds familiar. I will have to take note and look into this. What else can you tell me of this Hastur?"
"NO no no! No more questions until you answer mine! What does the little red goblin b*****d have to do with Hastur?"
Di-6 twisted a dial on the odd partially organic-shelled thing around his wrist. A pulse of energy spread over him as he reached out and grasped the exposed bony throat of the reaper jerking him forward cracking, yes, an actual crack forming, on the forehead of the skull on the bar counter.
"I asked you a question, you are only here to answer them supernatural." He released his grasp and stared through the creature waiting for a response.
The old mad reaper grasped at his own skull feeling as if blood would be there, even checking his skinless hand. Of course there was none. He was an animated skeleton for ******** sakes! "You touched me and didn't die? God? Can I even kill anything anymore?"
"NEST has its, certain gifts to those who convert. And that's the only question I will answer for you. Hastur. What is it? He?"
"The insane god that the One-Above-All forced to make..." He gestured all around and then pointed at himself and the agent. "Everything."
"Interesting." Di-6 said casually making another note. "And this divine architect, if you will, why does he frighten you?"
The Reaper took a HEAVY deep breath, extinquished his cigarette that he had to retrieve from the counter by dipping it in his bottle. "Because what he created. He can obviously also ******** destroy. The Big D warned all of us long ago. All of this has happened before, and it will happen again. Hastur went mad and was sealed away by the Gods of Time Khalell and Maegos. You know, Maegos, that big ******** demon bull dragon fiery headed ******** that nearly destroyed the planet 3 years ago? Yeah. This guy is his dad. Think like how Cronus made Zeus and all those boys s**t their robes. Well Cronus and even the Devil got inspired by this monster. He is the reason the Ouro even has a consciousness. Its his damn pet! Wait. Do you even know what the hell the Ouroborous is? This is bigger than you little man. Bigger than Odyssia. Bigger than even..."
Another forced crack on the counter. The reaper was woosy now and stumbling out of his chair. "********! Are you telling me the Goblin Smee is the Lynchpin of the Entirety?!?!? Damn! No ******** wonder! It makes sense now! Why didn't the bosses tell me? Did they even know? He can't die. If Squee dies, the ******** Entirety collapses! Wait...wait...wait...if the Entirety Collapses, then...then..."
The reaper suddenly darted at the NEST agent with all of his drunken rage and tore out his heart. "Yes! Yes! That's it! OMG! Brilliant!" He waddled around and peeled off the illusion of the old man. Now everyone in the bar could see the drunken walking skeleton creature. It waved at them clumsily and then forced itself, gruesomely, into the flesh of the agent. After some time the body got up, cracked its neck back and forth and adjusted its glasses after some difficulty. "I know how to kill Squee the red goblin. After all this time I can finally get that ******** promotion!"
He stepped passed a few patrons and made a shushing gesture with his finger against the lips of the skin he wore now. They both dropped dead, their souls joining the lifestream.
He nodded to the driver in the armored vehicle waiting, playing his part and asked casually. "To NEST headquarters. I have some new information." The soul was trapped because of whatever NEST was doing to its people. And that allowed Balis, one of the original Odyssian Death Corps reapers to finally ask the damn questions.