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I'm sitting here playing An End once and for all on my guitar.

As my porn collection disappear into a beam of light.
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Marshall_Jane
If major would just give her some, she wouldn't need her porn collection.

Major Dad? Major Mom turns him down repeatedly according to the boy talk between Rory and Moon xD

And you always need your porn collection xD
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Marshall_Jane
If major would just give her some, she wouldn't need her porn collection.

Major Dad? Major Mom turns him down repeatedly according to the boy talk between Rory and Moon xD

And you always need your porn collection xD
boy talk and man gossip.
Lol
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haha it really was a bunch of man gossip xD
Shirtless man boy guy talk.

That's what the girls should do I guess.
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shirtless girl talk? xD
i don't think the boys can handle that
i can see it though with Elin and Lovell
Major: We gotta talk about our battle plan, Yeomen.

*take off shirt*

Where did you grow up, Yeomen?
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Elin: What's that got to do with our battle plan, Major? -takes off shirt- I think we should go in hard and rough

xD
Major: Ah well you know gotta know my teammate- any family members?

*now pantless*
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Elin: Can get to know in other ways... Which is what it looks like you have in mind. Unless we have a pool aboard I am not aware of...
Major: Oh look at that! A pool. So kid, I see you have LT on your mind. Wow you have low standards
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Elin: -scoffs- Cause Moon is so much more charming with the beard and cigar munching? Does that make him better at other 'munching'?
Major: Hey hey. I'm still single and I have an eye for a particular insubordinate yeomen right now biggrin
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Elin: Ahh, so that is why my standards are low. Why have the LT when I can have the Major? -winks-
Major: Oh yeah- more experience on the battlefield. And I treat my Lovenasium like a battlefield ;D.

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