Omnichromiogasm
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- Posted: Fri, 05 Feb 2010 15:09:55 +0000

Имя: Mikhail Vlasii (Михаи́л Власий)
Время: Twenty-Two years old.
Дата рождения: August 20, 1988. 10:30 p.m.
Псевдоним: Mikaruge/Mika/Vlasii
Род: Male
Сексуальная ориентация: Pansexual
Высота: 6'5 ft.
Вес: 247 lbs.
Структура тела: Lanky/Semi-Muscular
Цвет глаза: Neon Yellow
Цвет волос: Blond (Neon Green Highlights)
Выравнивание: Neutral Evil
Personality
Mika Mika Mikaruge. The insane oddity of a young adult male trying to do his best to simply live. He has been around, he will be around obviously, and he doesn't plan on dying anytime soon. So stop ******** asking!
He is the charmer.
He is the smart one.
He is the witty.
The strong.
The brave.
The comic.
And the just downright insane person. Most of his time is spent being a basement dweller and surfing on the internet. His favorite thing to do is lurk on 4chan during the evenings before going to bed while masturbating to whatever porn he seems to be in the mood for at that time. If he finds porn on 4chan, all the better!
He works, yes yes, everyone must make a living! Where he works? Well, let's just say he is somewhat unemployed right now. GIVE HIM A JOB PLZ! KTHNXBAI!
Yet, right now, he is simply mooching off of his grandmother's inheritance in a common single story apartment building. Yes, he smokes, yes he drinks, and no he doesn't share.
And yet, you ask what makes this man so crazy? Can't really say actually, but his comrades simple call him the crazy dude that he is. There have been times where he's had sex at a carnival, ate out of a trash can, and even got so pissed off at a troll on the website once that he actually hunted the kid down and beat him up. Takes a real man to do some serious s**t like that!
Likes
-Mika, or Mikaruge, loves many a thing. He is rather fond of his internet and prefers technology over the company of human beings. He is the geek that was always picked on at school due to his high levels of mathematical and scientific skills.
-He enjoys Newports, ******** Marlboro. Those are for redneck cowboys!
-Vodka is the blood of Mother Russia!
-The Motherlands and everything about it! He loves his mother Russia. Any insult about commies and whatnot will usually go noticed and a mouth full of his fist.
-Games. Mikaruge is a gamer man that loves his games just as any other gamer does. Although what kind of game? Hell, he'll play anything as long as it's on a game console and a good enough storyline to keep him distracted.
-Men/women/hermaphrodites/bisexuals/homosexuals/heterosexuals/transgendered/transsexuals/etc. etc. etc. Love is love. It knows no gender.
-Autumn. That time of year is just so peaceful and welcoming. It can sometimes be cold one day, but later on, warm up enough to go walking about. And the beautiful scenery of nature is just great!
-Oktoberfest. A 6+ day celebration of nothing, but games, alcohol, good people, and good food. The German's did something right on this holiday.
-Dogs. Mutts commonly, and toy/tiny dogs don't count. Those are not dogs, they are accessories.
-Borscht. A soup that comes in multiple flavors. Serve it hot. Serve it cold. Either way it's delicious.
-Cooking/Feeding others. Mikaruge enjoys making people happy even though he is a freaking nutcase. If he is in love, his common attitude is to usually smother them with attention, and by smothering, he means with overindulgence in food.
-Tomboys. He loves a girl that can get down and dirty with the guys.
-Femboys. Hey, he can't help it, they're just like girls..but guys..that and he is super masculine so this just seems like a bit of a plus.
-Piercings. The art of stabbing yourself multiple times so people can gawk at your disfigured body on a daily basis.
-Tattoos. The art of applying permanent ink upon yourself multiple times so people can gawk at your disfigured, but oddly arousing, body on a daily basis.
Dislikes
-Preps/Jocks. Yes, he shot down a few of these bastards in his prime when he was in school. Every bullet was worth it and well deserved.
-Anime/Manga. KWAAII DESU DESU! etc. etc. Stop that s**t. It's annoying. He can only tolerate so much anime now days and the only thing that makes him angry has to be some stupid American female with Neko cat ears saying anime stuff from like a cartoon and acting Japanese. Shut up, he's been to many parts of the Asian Country. They don't act like that. AT ALL.
-Ramen. He doesn't like anything that look like worms. ick.
-Cats. Stuck up snooty little women with over sized furr coats that expect you to feed and clean them.
-Summer. It's too hot, it's too active. Everyone and everything is all sweaty, sticky, and warm. ew.
-Pork. you won't see him eating it. You won't see him cooking it.
-Religion. He's not an atheist. He's not anything. He doesn't really give a damn on where he came from or what's going to happen to him.
-Cocaine. One hell of a drug. Don't do it.
-Beer/Beer by products. The wimpy/piss water of real, hard drinks.
-Whores. Men or women, he hates seeing one being bounce back and fourth between partners/lovers just for the thrill of sex.
-Love. He hates it and loves it, but it's one hell of an addiction. He's paranoid, so give him time people. All the interrogation, the questions, and the pent up fear is well worth the wait. He's an orgasmic/romantic lover if you ever get the chance to be with him.