Athrien Gothril
Emo-spidey: Where I get to make fun of emo kids, experiment with the idea of metal-weaving, entertain myself with dorky poetry, and be loved for it.
8D
Man, I shoulda done this sooner.
As for dying horribly, I think I should make him a recurring villain for Amalgamation. Once the novelty wears off, we can squash the bug. :0
Hell yes.
Just as Krausse's incredibly complex plan to <take over a portion of the city/destroy his greatest enemy/do something evil> is about to be executed perfectly, the Tragic Tarantula swings in awkwardly and foils the perfection of the plan.
also, well, it took Parker a couple of busted crimes to realize that camwhoring it up was profitable. So you still follow the path of the emo spidey well.